31 definitions by morgangills

Basically the status all men should aspire to.

Some are born with it, some unfortunately are not. It is truly God's gift.

A player does not have to resort to comedy hair in order to be a bit of a legend.
"Oh my days, Keir is a harsh player"
by morgangills November 10, 2004
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A phrase which despite its possible connotations is not in any way sexual.

It derives from the incredibly amusing activity of beating your rival's oversized burger in the Fuzion Frenzy mini game. This is a race, the result of which both the competitor's future pride and dignity is decided. FOR EVER.

The action on screen must be accompanied by some hard-hitting anthems (ie. Smack My Bitch Up, Bombtrack etc).
by morgangills December 1, 2004
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Anything that is substandard in some way or form.
"Mr Spendley is so fucking clown shoes"
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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A mythical creature who lays dormant in Watlington Grove (also the domain of a certain Josh Mills) waiting for that special someone to come and rub their manhood on her protuding face-mole.

She is the Holy Grail, the World Cup and Excalibur all rolled into one.
"I love mole girl so fucking much"
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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Pretty much the greatest shop in the world.

It is visited each week on a Tuesday by a motley crew of vagabonds and James Morgan where they persue the pinnacle in wheat-based products.

Keir has a bit of a thing for ciabatta.
"Eh excuse me, Tuesday is TESCO day"
by morgangills November 9, 2004
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A unique genre of music in that it only covers one group.

That group is Massive Attack.

The phrase is derived from James Morgan's belief that Massive Attack's music is only suitable for car adverts.
Put Wake Up Call on or something, but not that fucking advert music!
by morgangills November 15, 2004
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A general term to be used directly after a friend/enemy has been shamed or beaten in some way.
Oh my days, you got terrorised.
by morgangills November 12, 2004
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