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Tess Everis is a vendor in Destiny 2

and she keeps fucking making me empty my wallet for an ornament
STOP TAKING MY MONEY BUNGIE
YOU LEFT ACTIVISION ALREADY
Tess Everis aka eververse is selling that pink ornament for malfeasense again

its only 1.250 bright dust
also 3.250 bright dust for an emote
by morbinmogus February 14, 2022
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Catrussy is the best pussy in the known universe
Catrussy is the only respectable cat pussy
Catra is the owner of Catrussy.
It is the pussy of the character, Catra, from the show She-Ra and the Princesses of Power. She is the only acceptable cat girl as she is not anime nor furry making her the best fictional character to ever exist. Along with this she is extremely hot and you should Google r34 of her as it is a life changing experience.
Catrussy enjoyer: have you ever heard of Catrussy?
wifi average anime cat girl fan: no but I bet she has nothing in my waifu!!!
Catrussy enjoyer: here *shows the Catrussy*
wifi average anime cat girl fan: I must reconcile for my sins against the holy Catrussy
Catrussy enjoyer: you have sinned against the Catrussy cult, you will now pay for your crimes
wifi average anime cat girl fan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...

Catrussy enjoyer: now, go devote your right arm and life to Catrussy
by morbinmogus July 14, 2022
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when someone "did a panic", they ranted on about something while no one is there to listen to you.
or if you are ranting about something no one cares about, usually we (the watchers) are to lazy to intervein and then the person doing a panic is going to never stop until they realize themselves they are doing the panic
panic refers to some guy that i know that does this stuff often, and since his name is somewhat comical and fits perfectly, panic is also the thing you do when you realize you did a panic. so win win
that one guy: That moment after you did 20 pushups (deeper ones than normal because im doing it woth the arm rests from a chair instead of on the floor) 5 pull ups and a 1 minute plank within like 10 minutes

And then all of that for a few weeks in a row slowly increasing each week

And now also a 1 min plank

Its almost like post nut clarity
Man I'm getting a good physic
I'm so far the only brother of 3 that hasn't gotten a bad BMI yet.
My brothers are both underweight maybe even severely underweight
some other guy: you did a panic
that one guy: Gotta love ranting about how you did some menial task for a healthy lifestyle, i really did a panic
by morbinmogus February 2, 2023
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Daddy calus was found to be a robot in the leviathan raid
the guardians will find the real calus
all be it his dead decomposing egregore ridden body
Daddy calus will never dissapoint
Calus looks like a ballsack
Calus is a fake ballsack
by morbinmogus May 30, 2022
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an uncommon way to refer to fortnite
me: time to ping my friends to play fuckshite
totally real friend 1: ill be on in 10 minutes (gets on in 20 minutes)
totally real friend 2: maybe
by morbinmogus July 1, 2022
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when someone says something so cringe they should be banned from the server
paul : i like femboys
panic : Can we ban this guy?
wifi : but he likes me...
by morbinmogus March 24, 2022
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guy 1: TankenStein just released another review on a vehicle, watch it!
guy 2: i already watched it dibbus...
by morbinmogus September 26, 2023
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