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redder

The lowest form of gambling life in Las Vegas. This person can only afford to gamble with red chips. They must be dragged kicking and screaming to any table that has a minimum bet of over $5.
Daryl: I still have not gotten my allowance from my parents, so I will be a redder for this Vegas trip.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
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stack envy

Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.

This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?

Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.

Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!

Mich: You reek of stack envy.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
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replay to al

When you foolishly reply to all to an email chain, and upon realizing your error, you compound the problem with a followup "replay to al" email. This email is composed so frantically that it is littered with spelling errors and so much jibberish that it makes the SCOAMF sound coherent in comparison, even when He is off teleprompter!
The following is an actual "replay to al" email:

"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
by moraleboatanchor August 13, 2012
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nerdgame

A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?

Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.

Mich: Uh, it's Friday.

Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012
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build beyatch

Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.

Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
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Facebook denier

Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".

The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.

Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??

Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
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egg butt

A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
Stan: Dude, did you just shit your pants?

Eric: Mmmm, no. It was just egg butt.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
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