moraleboatanchor's definitions
A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012
Get the nerdgamemug. Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
Get the Facebook deniermug. Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the stack envymug. When you foolishly reply to all to an email chain, and upon realizing your error, you compound the problem with a followup "replay to al" email. This email is composed so frantically that it is littered with spelling errors and so much jibberish that it makes the SCOAMF sound coherent in comparison, even when He is off teleprompter!
The following is an actual "replay to al" email:
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
"I'm sory, I didnot meant to replay to al. I clacked the wrong massage. Pleese fergive me."
by moraleboatanchor August 13, 2012
Get the replay to almug. A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
Get the egg buttmug. The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
Get the IM Policemug. If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
Get the S.S. Debaclemug.