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The lowest form of gambling life in Las Vegas. This person can only afford to gamble with red chips. They must be dragged kicking and screaming to any table that has a minimum bet of over $5.
Daryl: I still have not gotten my allowance from my parents, so I will be a redder for this Vegas trip.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the redder mug.Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the stack envy mug.A manwall breach occurs when the front line of the man wall is unable to keep strippers from breaking through to the men hiding behind the wall.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Strippers who breach the man wall are typically demographically undesirable and cannot take "no" for an answer. They bust through and promptly attach themselves like barnacles.
Larry was safely hidden behind the manwall until Mich let his guard down and a manwall breach occurred. Poor Larry never had a chance.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the manwall breach mug.The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the The Vegas Inquisition mug.Someone who goes to Vegas, and upon returning, promptly starts mouthing details about the trip. This person is generally the first target of The Vegas Inquisition because they are the lowest hanging fruit.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
When confronted about their non-stop yapping, they get very defensive about how they did not divulge every detail.
by moraleboatanchor March 21, 2013
Get the Vegas mouth mug.A facetious way of labeling someone whom you most definitely do not want any sort of attachment to.
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
When someone calls another person "your dawg", you have five seconds to claim "he's not my dawg".
by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
Get the your dawg mug.A self invite, or SI, occurs when someone decides to invite themselves into an activity to which they were not explicitly invited.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
An "epic SI" is a derivative of the SI, where this person continues to invite themselves after being explicitly told "you are NOT invited".
Very frequently, this type of social ineptitude leads to being labeled your dawg in jest.
Mich showed up at my Super Bowl party and ate all the chips. I didn't invite him, so he self invited himself!
by moraleboatanchor March 24, 2013
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