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Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
Get the build beyatch mug.The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the $5 fist pump mug.A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012
Get the nerdgame mug.Someone who is completely addicted to Facebook, but tries to claim they really aren't when mocked about their addiction. They claim they "rarely use" Facebook. Like a crackhead, they just want to log into Facebook "one last time".
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
The FB denier is usually an adult, as at least teeny boppers have the decency to flat out admit they are addicted.
Jr (a prototypical Facebook denier): I rarely use Facebook.
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
Kip: Yo brutha, see that My Little Pony group on FB??
Jr: No. Sweet! Add me, bro!
by moraleboatanchor April 14, 2013
Get the Facebook denier mug.Stack envy occurs in Vegas when someone is jealous of the size of your chip stack compared to theirs. They are usually broke, cheap, or both. Quite often they are a redder.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
This person will usually hope that you lose your money, so as to reduce their jealousy.
Bagels: How much you bringing to Vegas?
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
Mich: Not much. Probably just two grand.
Bagels: OMG, I could never afford that much!!
Mich: You reek of stack envy.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
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by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
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by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
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