moraleboatanchor's definitions
Someone whose sole function at a company is to build the code that other people write. They must be available 24/7 to do what the actual engineers tell them. This includes 1am on Saturday.
Actual Engineer: Hey, I just finished my code update. Go build it, build beyatch.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
Build Beyatch: Yes sir.
by moraleboatanchor August 14, 2012
Get the build beyatchmug. The $5 fist pump is a celebration by a redder when he wins. The celebration is short-lived when the redder is reminded that he merely won $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
Suffice it to say, you do not want to be around anyone who ecstatically celebrates winning $5 when they lose $5.
by moraleboatanchor March 26, 2013
Get the $5 fist pumpmug. The lowest form of gambling life in Las Vegas. This person can only afford to gamble with red chips. They must be dragged kicking and screaming to any table that has a minimum bet of over $5.
Daryl: I still have not gotten my allowance from my parents, so I will be a redder for this Vegas trip.
by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
Get the reddermug. A particularly awful smelling fart from deep within the bowels. It has the distinct sulfur odor usually associated with rotten eggs.
by moraleboatanchor August 15, 2012
Get the egg buttmug. The IM Police is a self-appointed task force of suck-ups, out to rid the world of working-from-home slackers. They constantly refresh IM contact lists, looking for idle timers that exceed three seconds.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Unfortunately, their sleuth skills are very limited and usually lead to debacular accusations. They make Barney Fife look like a supercop in comparison.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Uh, can you explain why you went idle for 12 seconds just now? If you are working from home, you need to be working.
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
Abe: I'm on vacation, you pwned nitwit.
Sgt Peterson, IM Police: Oh... uh... see any good movies lately?
by moraleboatanchor March 27, 2013
Get the IM Policemug. If you want to know what the S.S. Debacle is, you gotta go to Vegas to find out!
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
This definition will be the ultimate test of the Urban Dictionary Rubber Stamp.
by moraleboatanchor June 14, 2013
Get the S.S. Debaclemug. A generic description of any video game that only pimple-laden teenagers should be playing, not grown men. They sure as hell should not be wasting time at work reading strategies, describing games from the previous night, etc.
Mich: Want to go out tonight?
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
Bagels: Nah, let's play nerdgame.
Mich: Uh, it's Friday.
Bagels: I know, the perfect night for nerdgame. Want to hear about this cool strategy I discovered? I just spent the last four hours listening to podcasts describing it.
by moraleboatanchor November 27, 2012
Get the nerdgamemug.