moo's definitions

valentine's day

A fucking day where people celebrate that they have girlfriends an boyfriends even though they can do that any other day. It's a good chance to waste a lot of fucking time and sperm that you could be wasting any other day.
Also, a day to have endlesss sex. A happy day for all boys! :-p

"Hey, it's valeentine's day!"
"So, then, should we go for twelve hours instead of ten?"
"OH YEAH!"
"Hey, bob...You used condoms, right?"
"Uhhhh...WHat are those?"
"Oh shit. I'm pregnant. FUCK YOU SPERM SUPER INSERTER!"
"I had sex with you too?"
Etc.

by MOo February 15, 2004

snow in georgia

slush and ice that hurts when it is made into a snowball and thrown at you. it is NOT soft powder or white. it is usually mixed with mud and dirt and has a dir ty quality about it. or it is ice and not snow at all. the latter is usually the case.

this snow in georgia is retarded.

by moo January 30, 2005

Rejected

I watched it 5 times in a row once and probably about 35 times over the course of my life. Its like a drug, but free...

badly drawn stick figure 1: Tuesday's coming, did you bring your coat?
bdsf2: I'm feeling fat and sassy.

by Moo May 25, 2003

Deri

An young, innocent and cute male youth.

Mike is very Deri.

by Moo May 18, 2003

Otaku

Japanese word for meaning "your house".
Another person's house.

"Watashitachi wa otaku ni ikimasu."

by Moo November 1, 2004

PDT

Pokey Downey Thingy, the middle of a clipper.

by Moo March 29, 2003

zounds

A good Shakespearean-sounding curse.
Derived from "God's Wounds", which apparently was considered a vulgar reference to Jesus at the time.

zounds! I am undone!

by Moo August 25, 2003