montana is gay's definitions

bizmark donut

while getting head, right before you bust a nut, put out, give her a black eye, and then cum on it.

a bizmark donut is not part of a healthy relationship

by montana is gay March 18, 2004

life

a bunch of bitches and assholes,sprinkled with cool people, saturated with bullshit, with a side dish of cool shit

no one in Kalispell has a life.

by montana is gay March 12, 2004

slug

dopest Mc ever, in the entire universe. you haven't heard shit until you listen to slug.

damn yo, all the bitches love slug

by montana is gay March 9, 2004

I am pregnate

The three scariest words know to any normal american teenager. holy shit its scary.

My girl was like "I am pregnate", and i was like "I am going to buy a gun and kill myself"

by montana is gay March 18, 2004