2 definitions by monsto

short for "fixing to." used in the south by black folk to mean "going to" or "getting ready to"
waiter... you either get me a clean fork or I'm fitna bus yo eye.
by monsto June 27, 2003
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used normally as a description of a person that is otherwise known as an idiot. (with or without a hyphen)
I hate scampie. Jerk-off drank my last beer!
by monsto January 16, 2003
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