monkiki's definitions

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005

Ur-realism

A style of painting that applies photorealism to urban images.

I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

dead on

A term meaning something is extremely accurate, right on target. Hitting the mark. Correct, absolute.

You nailed that description dead on.

by monkiki April 3, 2005

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

neocunt

Ann Coulter. A whore who will do anything to get attention, and espouses to be a "Christian" while dressing up like a prostitute on morning talk shows while spouting vile expletives at everyone and everything.

That Neocunt claimed Bill CLinton was gay, simply because he wouldnt hit on her bony ass at a Washington party.

by monkiki July 30, 2006