monkiki's definitions

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006

Ur-realism

A style of painting that applies photorealism to urban images.

I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

Kaviar

1. (kaviar)Poop eaten for sexual gratification.

2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.

I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!

by monkiki March 27, 2005

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

neocunt

Ann Coulter. A whore who will do anything to get attention, and espouses to be a "Christian" while dressing up like a prostitute on morning talk shows while spouting vile expletives at everyone and everything.

That Neocunt claimed Bill CLinton was gay, simply because he wouldnt hit on her bony ass at a Washington party.

by monkiki July 30, 2006