monkiki's definitions

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

ann-hole

Term used in the widely popularlized google song "asshole" to decribe Ann Coulter, the Nazi whore moronic demon from Fox news.

Google the word asshole and you will get a Flash movie and song, with Ann-hole defined. Google the word "failure" while you're at it - guess who shows up?

by monkiki August 29, 2006

Malibilly

People who live in shabby ranches or homes the canyons of Malibu or live in the trailer parks of Malibu (That trailer park where The Rockford Files was filmed). After Hillbillies.

They might live next door to movie-stars but they are still just Malibillies.

by monkiki February 25, 2005

outsider art

A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.

I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.

by monkiki April 22, 2005

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006

beaverage

Same as a Camel Toe - when a woman's pants are so tight you can see the cleavage of her vagina lips.

You aren't wearing those spandex bike pants are you? ... they show off way too much beaverage!

by monkiki August 30, 2005