monkiki's definitions

photorealism

A style of painting emerging in the late 60s and early 70s that depicts perfect representation as in a photo. Subject matter is often mundane items like truckstops and shiny cars or toys.

The leading members of the Photorealist movement are Richard Estes and Chuck Close. Photorealism is really shiny.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

Tammy Faye

When a woman of much make-up cries... and their eye makeup runs down the face, making huge raccoon rings around their eyes.

Wish I didn't wear makeup today, after I saw that movie I came out of there with a total Tammy Faye.

by monkiki April 5, 2005

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005

skelewhore

Ann Coulter.

A vile lying facist nazi party doll anorexic piglet that will do anything to get attention even make herself look like a complete fool 24/7.

Daivd Letterman show reported that Bill Clinton IS gay but only when it comes to evil crazy bitches(like Ann Coulter). To explain why he wasn't hitting on her bony ass... only rednecks and neocons like that disgusting SKELEWHORE.

by monkiki July 30, 2006

Monkey

To fool with something. To fix, tinker, mess with.

Stop monkeying around with that!

by monkiki May 13, 2005

Ur-realism

A style of painting that applies photorealism to urban images.

I loved that Ur-realism art show, especially the images of Tiajuana bars with hookers standing outside.

by monkiki July 18, 2006