monkiki's definitions
Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
by monkiki October 25, 2008
Get the Sarah Palinmug. Political chat room users who endlessly argue in favor of Bush Administration errors, no matter how much evidence is presented to them. When polls show 68% of the country hates Bush, bush bots will say it's "Liberal Spin" - even if the poll is reported by Bill O'Reilly on Fox News. If any media shows a body of an American Soldier or baby injured in Iraq, or reports on a crooked Abramov link to Bush or Cheney, or even mentions Karl Rove -- that's treason.
They think that anything and everything Bush does is holy and good; they take all their talking points from gasbag Rush Limbaugh or Faux News.
Either vile racist scum, or wingnut Christians, they mostly resemble a sort of Christian Taliban operating within in the USA. Usually they argue that anyone who disgrees with Bush should move to Canada (or Africa, Mexico, France) or be executed.
They blame Clinton for everything Bush has done; they focus on Clinton in a slavish way. They call Liberals terrorists, and claim that the Bush Family was appointed by god. Etc.
They were named after 'bots' - mindless electronic progams that invade chat rooms and hack blogs to piss on the forum {with nonsense} - due to their repetition of mindless sound bytes.
They think that anything and everything Bush does is holy and good; they take all their talking points from gasbag Rush Limbaugh or Faux News.
Either vile racist scum, or wingnut Christians, they mostly resemble a sort of Christian Taliban operating within in the USA. Usually they argue that anyone who disgrees with Bush should move to Canada (or Africa, Mexico, France) or be executed.
They blame Clinton for everything Bush has done; they focus on Clinton in a slavish way. They call Liberals terrorists, and claim that the Bush Family was appointed by god. Etc.
They were named after 'bots' - mindless electronic progams that invade chat rooms and hack blogs to piss on the forum {with nonsense} - due to their repetition of mindless sound bytes.
Chat room user 1: Bush has drained the economy with this unpopular war, and I see no end to it - our sons and daughters are dying for -- what?
Chat room user 2:Also Bush and Cheney allowed the Saudi Bin Laudin family to leave via airplane after 9/11 while US airspace was closed - that's VERY disturbing if you think about it. The current republican administration is so corrupt,they'll probably all end up in jail.
bush bot : Crybaby! Waaahh.... God Bless President Bush. You hate America!I wish your mama had had an Abortion! Terrorist! Tree hugging liberal scum! Anyway, 9/11 and the Iraq war is Clinton's fault.
Chat room user 2:Also Bush and Cheney allowed the Saudi Bin Laudin family to leave via airplane after 9/11 while US airspace was closed - that's VERY disturbing if you think about it. The current republican administration is so corrupt,they'll probably all end up in jail.
bush bot : Crybaby! Waaahh.... God Bless President Bush. You hate America!I wish your mama had had an Abortion! Terrorist! Tree hugging liberal scum! Anyway, 9/11 and the Iraq war is Clinton's fault.
by monkiki July 9, 2007
Get the bush botmug. 1. (kaviar)Poop eaten for sexual gratification.
2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.
2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.
I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!
by monkiki March 27, 2005
Get the Kaviarmug. A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.
I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.
by monkiki April 22, 2005
Get the outsider artmug. People who live in shabby ranches or homes the canyons of Malibu or live in the trailer parks of Malibu (That trailer park where The Rockford Files was filmed). After Hillbillies.
by monkiki February 25, 2005
Get the Malibillymug. All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.
Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.
There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
by monkiki November 6, 2006
Get the purple statemug. by monkiki February 25, 2005
Get the butthole surfermug.