monkiki's definitions

purple state

All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.

Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.

There are no red or blue states, only purple states.

by monkiki November 6, 2006

photorealism

A style of painting emerging in the late 60s and early 70s that depicts perfect representation as in a photo. Subject matter is often mundane items like truckstops and shiny cars or toys.

The leading members of the Photorealist movement are Richard Estes and Chuck Close. Photorealism is really shiny.

by monkiki July 18, 2006

outsider art

A term used to describe art that is funky weird or unusual, usually sort of primitive and that doesn't come from the snooty art scene, but from just plain old folks. It can be disturbing, funny or just sweet. Folk art of the urban experience.

I keyed in "Outsider Art" on ebay and I found a bunch of wall sculptures by this chick that used plastic toys nailed to crosses! I bought the Xena one.

by monkiki April 22, 2005

Malibilly

People who live in shabby ranches or homes the canyons of Malibu or live in the trailer parks of Malibu (That trailer park where The Rockford Files was filmed). After Hillbillies.

They might live next door to movie-stars but they are still just Malibillies.

by monkiki February 25, 2005

ann-hole

Term used in the widely popularlized google song "asshole" to decribe Ann Coulter, the Nazi whore moronic demon from Fox news.

Google the word asshole and you will get a Flash movie and song, with Ann-hole defined. Google the word "failure" while you're at it - guess who shows up?

by monkiki August 29, 2006

skelewhore

Ann Coulter.

A vile lying facist nazi party doll anorexic piglet that will do anything to get attention even make herself look like a complete fool 24/7.

Daivd Letterman show reported that Bill Clinton IS gay but only when it comes to evil crazy bitches(like Ann Coulter). To explain why he wasn't hitting on her bony ass... only rednecks and neocons like that disgusting SKELEWHORE.

by monkiki July 30, 2006

butthole surfer

1. A tape worm.

2. Well known weird garage surf band.

Looks ath the cover of "Indendant Worm Saloon" by the BHS

by monkiki February 25, 2005