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Sarah Palin. A gun toting, creationist Alaskan succestionist that "prays away gays". Elected governor of Alaska since 2006,previously mayor of a small town population 6,000. Before that she was a beauty queen/moose hunter. She has a pregnant teen and belongs to a church that does not believe in birth control methods.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.
David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
The Pittbull delivered a speech at the 2008 RNC - which was hailed by the media as "knock out punch". She said sarcastic, accusatory things about democrats supporting terrorism, raising taxes, growing the government (the usual Karl Rove talking points), insulting a huge swath of the USA while wearing a big grin.
David Letterman thinks she was a Lenscrafters model.
Palin's speech was memorable! The media slobbered like pavlovian dogs! Divisionism and gay bashing is back! Yippee
But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
But, can that nasty pittbull with lipstick be left in charge of our country if God forbid, McCain who is 72, falls ill?
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Get the butthole surfer mug.All the states,with the possible exception of Washington D.C. which may be ultraviolet, since it's constituency votes at about 97% democrat.
Even the most conservative states are purple because they vote at least 40% democratic, and as we all know that would make them all various shades of purple states -- ranging from magenta to ultraviolet.
There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
There are no red or blue states, only purple states.
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by monkiki July 18, 2006
Get the Ur-realism mug.Nicknamed "The Pittbull With Lipstick", the trooper-scandal-ear-mark-queen-ebay-airplane-lies-ethics-investigated VEEPchoice for the Republican Party 2008.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
In a last ditch desperate response to the 80,000 people cheering Obama and his wife at the DNC , the Rovian McCain campaign decided to pull a fast one. They added a 'woman' to their ticket, perhaps hoping to spark some media interest, after noting the boring and sleep enducing effect McCain has on TV watchers.
It was effective. She was on the cover of People magazine immediately.
A creationist, angry, super religious, anti-gay, gun enthusiast and former member of the Alaskan Successionists (who hate America so much they want to actually NOT be American anymore), she gave new energy to the media's otherwise lackluster coverage of the republican convention.
She was a beauty queen, very pretty, and able to make nasty, extreme speeches blasting her oponenent with facts that are not based on reality - all the while wearing a snide smile.
Not surprisingly, neocons, gay haters, rednecks and religious wingnuts rally around her like flies on a pudding pop.
Q: What's the difference between Bush and Sarah Palin?
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
A: Lipstick
David Letterman thinks Sarah Palin is a Lenscrafters model.
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2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.
2. (Kaviar)An Album of the same name by dead artist Songwriter Kevin Gilbert that is astonishing. Finished post mortem it is one of the best alltime techo-prog rock albums, if you like his dark and twisted stuff.
I bought the album and it was terrific, but i didnt know what KAVIAR meant... til I saw it on German television. ewwwwwwwww!!!
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