mollygoodhead's definitions

pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010

holiday fog

What you walk around in after multiple, in succession holiday parties and events having been inundated with Christmas carols, spiked eggnog and Salvation Army bell ringers.

Me: Hey! Have you seen Chris this week?

You: No, he can't make his way out of the holiday fog!

by mollygoodhead December 18, 2009

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

cyberfloozy

Person who uses technology to flirt/tease/sext via text messages, mms pics, emails, video chat or IM. This person is normally straight-laced and refined in normal everyday life, but with anonymity of the web, becomes a brazen vixen or stud.

Lily has turned into a cyberfloozy since she met that guy on CL! She's blowing up his phone, sending him naked pix all day! What a shock when he finds out she's his dentist!

by mollygoodhead January 14, 2010

memo snow

What what you find on your desk when you return from extended time away from work.

Look everyone! Crane can pee his name in the memo snow on his desk when he gets back!

by mollygoodhead December 27, 2009

fete-lag

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

by mollygoodhead December 20, 2009

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010