12 definitions by mollygoodhead

grrrrpurr

The sound a cougar makes in a man's ear just before she eats him alive.

Dude, that coug was so hot. I knew when she grrrrpurred in my ear I was going home with her.

by mollygoodhead January 9, 2010

chattermission

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

by mollygoodhead February 17, 2010

tech tag

Blitzing someone with all technology available via text, pager, email, instant messaging, facebooking, or cell phone to get their attention.

My ex really wants to get back with me. He's been tech tagging me so bad I can't touch my computer or crackberry without hearing from him!

by mollygoodhead January 5, 2010

work avalanche

When there is so much work piled on your or your desk, movement from out from under it is nearly impossible.

Hey--pour me a drink! I worked up quite a thirst digging out from my work avalanche to get to happy hour.

by mollygoodhead December 25, 2009

mfeobtffa

Very similar to mfeo, (made for each other), but adds the extra component of difficulty in that there is a large distance between you and your "made for". Thus, your mffeobtffa is made for each other but too f-ing far away...

MG: I think I finally met my soulmate!

MA: No way! Really? Then why do you look so sad?

MG: It's a case of mfeobtffa...

MA: That's why they make airplanes, silly!

by mollygoodhead February 19, 2010

fete-lag

When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.

MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?

K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.

by mollygoodhead December 21, 2009

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

by mollygoodhead January 8, 2010