mollygoodhead's definitions

pedicuring

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010

chattermission

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010

mfeobtffa

Very similar to mfeo, (made for each other), but adds the extra component of difficulty in that there is a large distance between you and your "made for". Thus, your mffeobtffa is made for each other but too f-ing far away...

MG: I think I finally met my soulmate!

MA: No way! Really? Then why do you look so sad?

MG: It's a case of mfeobtffa...

MA: That's why they make airplanes, silly!

by mollygoodhead February 19, 2010

memo snow

What what you find on your desk when you return from extended time away from work.

Look everyone! Crane can pee his name in the memo snow on his desk when he gets back!

by mollygoodhead December 27, 2009

tech tag

Blitzing someone with all technology available via text, pager, email, instant messaging, facebooking, or cell phone to get their attention.

My ex really wants to get back with me. He's been tech tagging me so bad I can't touch my computer or crackberry without hearing from him!

by mollygoodhead January 5, 2010

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010

grrrrpurr

The sound a cougar makes in a man's ear just before she eats him alive.

Dude, that coug was so hot. I knew when she grrrrpurred in my ear I was going home with her.

by mollygoodhead January 8, 2010