Definitions by mollygoodhead

mfeobtffa 

Very similar to mfeo, (made for each other), but adds the extra component of difficulty in that there is a large distance between you and your "made for". Thus, your mffeobtffa is made for each other but too f-ing far away...

MG: I think I finally met my soulmate!

MA: No way! Really? Then why do you look so sad?

MG: It's a case of mfeobtffa...

MA: That's why they make airplanes, silly!

mfeobtffa by mollygoodhead February 19, 2010

chattermission 

When playing game on pogo and they pause the game to show you an advertisement. You use this as an opportunity to chat up your opponent, as if you hadn't been doing this all along.

K: Playing scrabble with my bf last night was really hot!

MA: It was? Why?

K: Chattermission on pogo is foreplay time!

chattermission by mollygoodhead February 18, 2010

pedicuring 

The act of pretty-ing up your feet in anticipation of hooking up with a hottie that will hopefully rub your feet.

MA: Hey-- wanna go to the mall?

K: Yeah, i need some new kicks after i go pedicuring. I'm hooking up with that rockin' hottie i met in Econ 101.

pedicuring by mollygoodhead February 10, 2010

cyberfloozy 

Person who uses technology to flirt/tease/sext via text messages, mms pics, emails, video chat or IM. This person is normally straight-laced and refined in normal everyday life, but with anonymity of the web, becomes a brazen vixen or stud.

Lily has turned into a cyberfloozy since she met that guy on CL! She's blowing up his phone, sending him naked pix all day! What a shock when he finds out she's his dentist!

cyberfloozy by mollygoodhead January 14, 2010

grrrrpurr 

The sound a cougar makes in a man's ear just before she eats him alive.

Dude, that coug was so hot. I knew when she grrrrpurred in my ear I was going home with her.

grrrrpurr by mollygoodhead January 8, 2010

cougar coma

When a cougar goes off on a jag, feeding on as many hot, young men as she can in order to forget the one piece of prey she really wants.

Ever since he blew her off, M.G. has been in a cougar coma hitting all the clubs, getting with all the young studs.

cougar coma by mollygoodhead January 7, 2010

tech tag 

Blitzing someone with all technology available via text, pager, email, instant messaging, facebooking, or cell phone to get their attention.

My ex really wants to get back with me. He's been tech tagging me so bad I can't touch my computer or crackberry without hearing from him!

tech tag by mollygoodhead January 5, 2010