moi's definitions

party

Any event with 5 plus people that involves Nikki. An event that doesn't involve Nikki, would definitely not be a party.

Max thinks that he's attending a party, but Nikki isn't there, so he's not actually at a party.

by Moi November 12, 2004

Fifty-footer

Someone who looks really attractive from 50 feet away. Closer examination reveals ...

No way, that dood from the club was a total fifty-footer!

by moi October 15, 2003

E-maul

Stalking someone via e-email. Also, e-mauled, e-mauling, e-mauler

After repeated requests, he kept e-mauling this prey.

by moi October 15, 2003

XMB

A poorly made message board system coded in PHP. Known for being notoriously filled with security holes and inefficient coding.

XMB is so bad it makes ezBoard look like a million dollars.

by moi August 24, 2003

guyatus

A hiatus from guys.

Thanks, but no thanks. I'm kind of on guyatus.

by moi October 15, 2003

Hodeen (hodeen)

A smart and sassy somali female who is sophisticated and wealthy.
A real independant lady who is sweet beautiful and talented

Wow now thats wat i call a real Hodeen.

by Moi May 2, 2003

Shuddafugguphanna

shut the Fuck up hanna...

Hey hanna shut the fuck up

by Moi February 12, 2004