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Monica - "Hey Chandler, have you picked up your dirty underpants off the kitchen floor yet, you rancid fart?"
Chandler - "Syft, Whore."
Excerpt from "The One Where Chandler And Monica Have A Row But Make Up By The End"
Chandler - "Syft, Whore."
Excerpt from "The One Where Chandler And Monica Have A Row But Make Up By The End"
by mockschmock December 16, 2006
Get the syft mug.Came to an untimely end. Booked a last minute ticket across the River Styx. Jumped the queue at the pearly gates.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
Get the threw a seven mug.by mockschmock December 8, 2006
Get the Looks like [his] face caught fire and someone put it out with a shovel mug.Indication of being very hungry indeed.
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
Get the i could eat a nun's arse through a convent gate mug.Rhyming expression for use when you really didn't know something, and were maybe even the last person on earth to find out. Goes to show you really do learn something new every day.
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
Get the fuck my hat, I didn't know that mug.Violent, unpredictable and rather unpleasant bout of "Delhi Belly".
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.
Sudden, malodorous and disconcerting onset of liquifaction of one's latest meal.
"We'd best leave now, sir, you have a bad case of galloping gut rot."
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)
"I know, but let me just sign this treaty, first."
(PM Tony Blair to President Bush, Circa 2004)
by mockschmock December 9, 2006
Get the galloping gut rot mug.a door darkener who wants to spread the dubious good news about Jehovah, but doesn't have enough mental processing power to sustain an argument about it.
I just had a jehovah's twitness at the door - he was thick as pig shit and twice as smelly so I slammed the door on him.
by mockschmock December 15, 2006
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