mochicho's definitions

Stegma

Penile notoriety stemming from a chronical case of smegma.

Time after time, his lovers complained about his unwashed, smelly penis, and the word got around. He accepted his stegma with unrepentant shame.

by Mochicho March 8, 2009

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

To Obama

Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.

His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

AIG

To be had; to be ripped off under the false pretense of financial hardship; to be flim flammed, taken for a fool.

She led me to believe she needed financial help, only to turn around and buy a brand new Prada bag. I was AIGed.

by Mochicho March 20, 2009

Lamelight

A mediocre and short-lived attempt at fame and fortune.

She rose quickly but not that high. And then the lamelight shone on her pushing her swiftly into oblivion.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Dickstache

A fake mustache drawn of the head of your penis as a means to enhance your love life.

Knowing she came from a Third World nation, I decided to surprise her with a nicely drawn Dickstache.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009

Spankatrix

A female who's not quite into S&M but enjoys giving her lover a few slaps on his butt.

It started as a game, but she quickly became a Spankatrix. My ass was sore.

by Mochicho February 10, 2009