22 definitions by mobius
by mobius May 30, 2004
by mobius July 17, 2003
A fat motherfucker with no life, who runs a nerdy website for huge fucking corks. He has a micropenis and pretends to have a girlfriend called Hannah who actually has a penis.
by mobius January 19, 2005
by mobius July 17, 2003
by mobius May 30, 2004
Tim. This lady is afraid of lifts so she has to walk out of the recovery unit after her surgery.
Mike. What's that called then, you're a doctor?
Tim. What?
Mike. Fear of lifts.
Tim. Dunno.
Mike. Is it elaphobia?
Tim. No,it must be something derived from the latin.
Mike. Otisphobia?
Tim. You should send that to Urban Dictionary.
Mike. What's that called then, you're a doctor?
Tim. What?
Mike. Fear of lifts.
Tim. Dunno.
Mike. Is it elaphobia?
Tim. No,it must be something derived from the latin.
Mike. Otisphobia?
Tim. You should send that to Urban Dictionary.
by mobius June 8, 2005