Parkrowave

(verb) to park your tupperware on top of a communal microwave, while it's in use thus claiming your place in line.

Allan got to the busy lunchroom, parkrowaved his lasagna and got a grape juice from the vending maching.

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smerting

Flirting between co-workers, who would otherwise not meet were they not both on a smoke break.

Lisa: "How do they know eachother, he's like a general manager..."
Fiona: "I know, but they're both smokers and started smerting like back in October."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Haiku

A short blunt email usually sent in response to a wordy lenghty message.

The haiku conveys evocative allusions often on the subject of workplace policy or to plainly state an opinion or request without cumbersome pleseantries.

Workplace haiku:

Open toed shoes and shorts
are not permitted in the office
nor are halter tops

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? There's a serious peequator in there..."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Buffegas

The name given to Las Vegas for those who go strictly to enjoy the buffets.

Lisa: "Another plate of spare ribs?!"
Gail: "Look. What happens in buffegas STAYS in buffegas"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006