mo-yo's definitions

Dreamrage

An irrational anger towards a friend or collegue upon having a bad dream about them the previous night. The resentment lasts at least a day.

Tori: "I'm just mad, because in my dream last night you totally betrayed me"
Luke: "Look, it's almost 2pm, you need to get a handle on your dreamrage."

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

ESESL

Accronym: English as Somebody Elses Second Language

Def: The modification of English used with people for whom English is not their first lanugage.

Characterized by simplified vocabulary, gestures and smiling. A form of generalized speech often used in large multicultural cities to simplify trade and negotiations.

2nd language: (Seeking help from bus driver in broken english)
1st language: Where you go? You go Dufferin Station? I make bus with you. I help you go. No worry, no worry, you sit now.
Bus Driver: Thanks, sorry, my ESESL is really rudimentary.

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Buffegas

The name given to Las Vegas for those who go strictly to enjoy the buffets.

Lisa: "Another plate of spare ribs?!"
Gail: "Look. What happens in buffegas STAYS in buffegas"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

Deskiesta

A short nap enjoyed under your desk in your office

"I was so tired at work this morning, so i took a mid-afternoon deskiesta an felt a lot better"

by mo-yo December 29, 2006

Peequator

The unsightly urine stain that rings a toilet bowl

"Would it kill you to scrub your toilet every now and then? There's a serious peequator in there..."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

rotic

Something romantic done one ones own, that is to say, without the man. ro (man) tic

Millie: "You didn't feel bad that your boyfriend had to work on your birthday?"
Dana: "No, there was a beautiful sunset, so i went the beach and had a bottle of wine. it was really rotic."

by mo-yo December 28, 2006

smatchet

a nasty little child

"man, if that fat little smatchet was my kid, i would so have spanked him by now"

by mo-yo December 28, 2006