mmm's definitions

George Bush

1) You're a jerk, Bush. A complete asshole.
2) A lame-ass president nearly choked on a pretzel, humiliating the entire U.S.A.
3) Send Secret agents to Iraq to initiate "Iraq Attack."

1) "Wheres my pretzel?"
2) "DON'T TOUCH MY OIL"

by MMM December 24, 2003

extra

the little tiny last ball of shit that won't go down the toilet no matter how many times you flush!!

"Peter, honey, come for dinner!"
"Hold on mom, I have to get rid of this extra!"

by mmm January 28, 2004

mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.

When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.

by mmm August 22, 2003

Psycho Birth

Me. I give the very best head

I am my captains psycho bitch. I swollow every time

by MMM May 25, 2004

achmed

weed, cannabis

let's smoke some achmed

by mmm May 7, 2003

School Bus

A vehicle that students who don't have a car or another form of transportation, gets to school. AKA Loser Cruiser

Bob lost his license so he must ride the school bus to school.

by MMM March 10, 2004

Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

by Mmm October 14, 2012