mmm's definitions

mental sex

the communion or penetration of one's mind into or with another's mind, can often be akin to thinking of one another in a "sexual" way to some greater or lesser extent-- or just taking in the push and pull of one another in the form of thought tag.

When she picked up a carrot, he winked his eye-- engaging in mental sex while discussing the price of tea in China at the restaurant.

by mmm August 22, 2003

blackbeard

the act of jizzing in anothers eye and kicking them in the shin as they stand up. therefore giving the impression of a peg leg pirate. (also known as dirty pirate)

my bitch wasnt cooperatin so i straightened her out with a blackbeard.

by mmm October 3, 2003

Clarke

A large red ogre known in Irish folklore to eat human excrement and steal young boys in the cold nights of the Irish winters.

Newt Gingrich is a clarke.

The disgusting clarke sneaks into the childs room.

Most republicans are clarkes.

by Mmm October 14, 2012

loaded

Someone who is carrying a lot of weapons / firearms on him / her
A guy who has a big dick
Someone who is carrying a lot of anything / stuff around with them

Watch out for that guy - he is loaded!!!

or

I can't carry anymore groceries - I am loaded already

by MMM August 30, 2004

Subconservative

Another word for liberal as in below a conservative. Usually used by ignorant assholes (conservatives).

You are subconservative and I'm an anal poking donkey fucker.

by MMM May 13, 2005

Commander Salamander

A local punk/urban off beat shop in the D.C. area. run by the same owner of 'up against the wall'. great place for people sick of all the other boring places to shop in georgetown

girl 1: where'd you get that 'satan is my homeboy tshirt' and ipod case???
girl 2: commander salamander! i get a 40% discount cuz i know the owner

by mmm February 22, 2005

asstron

a complete idiot. a better version of asshole. syn: ass-tron
adj. asstronic

bloggers: i feel so depressed! agh i hate life! i want to be loved! i'm so happy!
connor: jeez asstrons don't go posting your all ur emotions on the web!!

by mmm February 23, 2005