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pop you in the pisser

Kick you in the balls.
If you don't stop irritating me I will pop you in the pisser.
by mlhiss August 28, 2025
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CHS

Cannabinoid Hyperemesis Syndrome is a medical term. The symptoms are nausea, vomiting and abdominal pain lasting one to seven days related to heavy cannabis use.
Few people get CHS when they are prescribed medical marijuana by a doctor. It mostly occurs in extreme users.
by mlhiss December 11, 2019
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palitician

A politician beholden to special interests.
He is a true palitician, no matter what the polls say, no matter what the public interests is, he votes as he is told. The only exception is he would never support a public interest group, because of potential conflicts of interest.
by mlhiss September 3, 2020
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Lawfare

The use of legal system to overwhelm an opponent, such as to stop or destroy them.
All's fair in love and war, but in lawfare, the person with the most money or best legal team, can make justice seem unfair.
by mlhiss December 8, 2016
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Heard Immunity

Immunity from believing everything you hear, especially faux news, conspiracy theories and lying politicians.
I was grateful for having "Heard Immunity" after the preacher said people would be having sex with cows if his candidate did not win.
by mlhiss October 21, 2020
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Pushing on a string

A strategy that is fundamentally flawed and not capable of solving a chosen problem, even with tremendous effort.
In macroeconomics, the term refers a policy where central banks loosen monetary policy to increase the supply of money available for investment when there is little potential demand for investment, such as when firms have large cash reserves, underutilized production facilities, and large inventories and very limited consumer demand.
Gov wants to revive the economic strategy of pushing on a string by loosening monetary policy for the private sector during the slack in the economy.
by mlhiss September 23, 2019
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Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee

When a political vendetta is focused on local leaders constituents because he won't support a major politician. E.g., jamming up traffic for 1000's of constituents. Many constituents may unwittingly end up focusing their anger on the local leader, who is helpless in such a situation. The vendetta is obvious to the local leader, however it is hard to prove. When he protests he is mocked and humiliated, and made to look like a paranoid, delusional conspiracy theorist or incompetent idiot. The wide publicity from the vendetta creates an exponential impact on other non-supporters of the major politician, so they get the message and jump in line so they do not end up being humiliated, or in political gridlock.
Since the real perpetrator always has plausible deniability he can claim to be blindsided, heartbroken, embarrassed, humiliated and betrayed by his zealots, and his stupid goons. The ability of the perpetrator to transform himself into the victim by playing to people's empathy, sympathy, and by using an army of spin doctors who can saturated the media with a new image is a true accomplishment. The perpetrator's success may end up further enhancing his ability to inspire fear in those who may not aspire to come to his rescue. This works best when a complete account of conspiracy theory cannot show a direct connection, such as by a paper trail, or by testimony from stupid aides and appointees.
When stuck in gridlock traffic for hours.

Faceless constituent One: I guess it was "Time for traffic problems in Fort Lee"
Faceless constituent Two: You "Got it," right.
by mlhiss January 10, 2014
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