mitch's definitions

dip nuts

to run like hell, usually from the gay ass cops

i had to dip nuts from some cops last night

by mitch May 19, 2005

IANATL

I am not a tax lawyer. Often used in internet postings and in weblogs, also known as blogs.

IANATL, but that seems like money laundering to me. I mean, come on, you can't accept money that's been through the wash.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

blogs

plural of the popular internet word blog.

See the definition of blog for an explaination.

by Mitch April 13, 2005

Mud Mask

When u pin someone down and instinctively
fart on their face creating a "Mud Mask"

Man when i had the runs, i gave her a serious mudmask!!

by Mitch April 13, 2005

vadge badger

A mamal that inserts it self into the females vagina

Holy Crap Tasha you have a vadge badger in you!

by Mitch May 6, 2005

Gingerlitis

A far too common disorder, often associated with those that steal souls. Those with such disorder, often hide there dark and soul stealing demeanor with humor. Symptoms include, but not limited to, red hair (strawberry blonde included), freckles, pale skin, and receding hairline. No one knows for sure, but condition may be contagious, so be cautious. Those with this condition may also have issues with physical fitness.

Oh no! Looks like Jordan has a serious case of Gingerlitis. You can tell by the strawberry blonde hair and how bad he is at running.

by Mitch April 25, 2015

Boston Creme Roll

When a man shoots his load into the roll of an overweight woman.

Oh man, I gave that fat chick a boston creme roll last night!

by Mitch July 20, 2004