7 definitions by mister moosecock
man #1 UUUGGGHHH dude my left ball is soooo sore
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
man #2 is there a pimple on it?
man #1 ya?
man #2 oooooh, why didn't you just say it was a nut balloon
man #1 nut balloon?
man #2 ya, it's a pimple in your balls
by mister moosecock January 24, 2012
When you are on your lap top (has to be on your lap) and you get a huge boner and the laptop shoots off your lap and crashes.
dude#1 check your facebook.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
dude#2 i cant
dude#1 it crashed due to a severe lap springer
dudu#2 oh shit, that sucks, but i heard some insurance companies cover laps pringers.
by mister moosecock November 6, 2011
guy #1- hey.
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered
guy #2- what.
guy#1- i got a nasty case of lazy dick
guy #2 ah man, that sucks. Joe got lazy dick a month ago and still has not fully recovered
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
The act of double fingering a lady over the age of 60, with peanut butter on one finger and jelly on the other.
by mister moosecock October 24, 2011
The act of a women giving oral sex, but instead of spitting or swallowing she just lets her moth fill up with the mans cum.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011
the act of sticking your whole head in a girl's vaginal cavity and eating her out, while also letting a spiritual figure (a ghost) lick her ass.
by mister moosecock October 23, 2011