minghi's definitions

nether beard

pubes or ass hair

person 1: i shaved
person 2: u still have a beard
person 1: not my nether beard

by minghi May 17, 2003

landscaping

trimming or shaving body hair for aesthetic effect. may involve tanning too.

jonathan's so gay. he shaves everything below his collar and calls it landscaping.

by minghi May 17, 2003

pasties

glue-on nipple patches with or without tassles. some peole may consider tape patches over nipples as pasties, but that's debatable.

it would be really funny if there were a law that all fat guys could not wear shirts and had to wear pasties in public.

by minghi May 17, 2003

autoerotic asphyxiation

a method of acheiving a better orgasm by depriving the body temporarily of oxygen. this is not necessarily fatal, though it can be.

mike used to have walter strangle him when he was about to come, silly goose.

by minghi May 17, 2003

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

chigger, chiggers

someone who is part east asian and part black.

Tyrone and Ji-yeon are both good looking, but their kids are some scary looking chiggers!

by minghi May 21, 2003

perma-fried

to be permanently effected by drugs, even after not taking them for a while.

i don't think weed or acid permafry people, but cocaine will change someone for life.

by minghi May 21, 2003