minghi's definitions

bumping clams

a lesbian sex act which involves a certain mesure of flexibility. its rubbing and bumpung vaginas together

my dyke friends shave b4 bumping clams; man, i hope they dont get nether-beard burn!

by minghi May 17, 2003

cancer sticks

cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.

my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.

by minghi May 21, 2003

HIPSTER

someone, usually a teenager or 20something, who adheres to a counterculture ranging from indy-rockers to neo-hippies to skaters. they tend to define themselves by the music they listen to, and the outlandish clothes they wear. hipsters are opposed to other countercultures like goths, metal-heads, and gangstas, and they also avoid preps, eurotrash, white trash, and jocks

question: why does he only listen to bands that are never played on the radio?
answer: he's a hipster

by minghi April 26, 2003

indie

a type of rock music, which is defined by the "independent" labels its published by. listening to indie music is often a badge of membership in certain hipster social circles. indie rock bands often evade commercial success (intentionally or not), but the instant they become popular with anyone not in the "in crowd", or they get air play on commercial radio, their old fan bases dissolve, accusing the bands of "selling out".

aside from sonic youth, every indie band i've ever listened to, has disappointed me

by minghi April 26, 2003

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 21, 2003

SHIT HIT THE FAN

when a bad secret is let out and everybody knows about it to disastrous consequences. imagine the smell and splatter if someone blasted hershey-squirts into a rotary fan.

my favorite scene in the movie airplane is when the shit hits the fan. to bad its cut out in the "edited for television version"

by minghi May 10, 2003

de-chink

v. to undergo a plastic surgery operation in which the folds of skin above the eyes of aperson of east asian origin are reduced, and made to look more racially "neutral" or caucasian.

its such a shame when people get their eyes de-chinked.

by minghi May 31, 2003