minghi's definitions

shaved monkey sex

a sexual practice involving shaving all body hair below neck, lubing up the whole body, and screwing on a waterbed without sheets.

we were having shaved monkey sex last night when he bed sprung a leak.

by minghi May 17, 2003

cancer sticks

cigarettes - so named because of their carcinogenic effect.

my boyfriend's mother died last week. the damn cancer sticks did her in. if u smoke, reader, you might die a slow painful death too. please don't.

by minghi May 21, 2003

blow and go

a term for a tea room, or venue with lots of glory holes.

you got got head at a blow and go!?!? you're such a ho.

by minghi May 10, 2003

french inhale

a trick done with inhaled smoke (presumably of a cigarrette, or joint). It involves sucking smoke from the cig into the mouth without inhaling it completely, then opening the mouth and pushing out the smoke with the tongue while inhaling it through the nose.

i thought french inhaling was cool until i did it and my sinuses felt like shit

by minghi April 26, 2003

chicken hawk

in gay slang, its an old man who goes for very young guys. see chicken

man neil went to jail for 10 years for doing a 12 year old, that silly old chicken hawk.

by minghi May 21, 2003

thumb print

a way of taking A LOT of acid. the 'cid is dissolved into a greasy substance at high concentration, and stored in a lip balm container. to dose, stick your thumb in, smear out enough to coat it, and lick it off. depending on the quality of the stuff and how much you scoop out, it seems to be the equivalent of anywhere from 5 to 20 blotter hits.

the first time you do acid, don't do a thumb print. you should work up to that dose in a few sessions with experienced friends.

by minghi May 10, 2003

uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

by minghi May 22, 2003