50 definitions by minghi

bumping clams

a lesbian sex act which involves a certain mesure of flexibility. its rubbing and bumpung vaginas together

my dyke friends shave b4 bumping clams; man, i hope they dont get nether-beard burn!

by minghi May 17, 2003

clip

verb: to exctinguish a cigarrette in such a way as to make it relightable.

noun: a partially smoked cigarrette saved for later

cigs are so expensive these days that i clip mine when i have to put 'em out, and finish 'em later.

by minghi May 7, 2003

de-chink

v. to undergo a plastic surgery operation in which the folds of skin above the eyes of aperson of east asian origin are reduced, and made to look more racially "neutral" or caucasian.

its such a shame when people get their eyes de-chinked.

by minghi June 1, 2003

ten strip

a strip of ten bits of blotter acid in a row.

My body isn't very sensitive to acid, so I need at least a ten strip these days to really trip balls.

by minghi May 6, 2003

red eye

a coffee with an extra shot of espresso

bleary red-eyed college kids drink red-eyes around finals time.

by minghi June 1, 2003

Jesus freak

someone evincing 2 or more of the following symptoms:
1: proclaims the lord is coming with the imminent end of the world
2: has signs on their person, car, or home with bible quotes
3: goes to church more than once a week
4: started their own christian offshoot cult because the rest aren;t pious enough
5: tries to foist an extreme form of christianity off on others
6: is a born-again christian and/or fundamentalist

every time i see that jesus freak walking around with his "god will save, the end is near" sign, i want to convert to satanism just so i can sacrifice him.

by minghi May 22, 2003

acid

the gateway to transcendence and temporary enlightenment. chemical keys to the gates of heaven.

I wish my bathroom sink ran hot cold and acid.

by minghi May 6, 2003