4 definitions by minecraftpro69420

Abandoned Mineshaft

What happens to a person when they haven't had sex in a long time, their holes become an abandoned mineshaft with zombies, dropping rotten flesh. Happens more often to people with HIV

Person 1: "Bruv this skank has HIV, shes probly an abandoned mineshaft.
Person 2: " yeah probly "

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

Philip Rivers

The act of having 10 children in like 11 years, and being a total douchebag. He likes to have sex all day, and thus plays football like a niglet straight from india. The nigga is only kept on the chargers because the owner is too stubborn to admit he made a bad desicion.

1: "fuck you dude ur such a philip rivers"
2: "fuck you fuckin black-ass bitch"

by minecraftpro69420 November 30, 2019

fort nite

When you make a fort out of your couch and stay in it all night. this isnt a fucking game. It is also usually termed with sticking your dick in something all night, usually not a woman because it is for virgins.

Drake: yo wanna do some fort nite at my house?

Josh: yeah sure bruv.
Drake: aight bring lube
Josh: wait what the fuck?

by minecraftpro69420 December 2, 2019

Minceraft

A title that has a very low chance of appearing on the Minecraft loading screen. Most people do not notice it, as it is often mispelled anyway.

Freddie: OH SHIT!

Carly: what?
Sam: Yeah, what the fuck nigward?
Freddie: IT SAYS FUCKING MINCERAFT INSTEAD OF MINECRAFT!
Carly: ok boomer
Sam: ok boomer

by minecraftpro69420 December 2, 2019