2 definitions by milkoneperth

Craig David

Based on the Craig David hit 'walking away'. To walk away, or do a Texas.

Sandy wasn't what i expected, so i told her i was ill, and did a Craig David.

by milkoneperth July 25, 2014

Texas

The word 'Texas' is based upon the 90's tv show Walker: Texas Ranger, starring Chuck Norris. And is a term used to describe bailing or doing a Craig David. Because of the name of Chuck's character, Cordell Walker.

" I had an unfortunate accident in my undergarments at Sara's house. So, i told her i forgot to feed my dog, and committed a Texas".

by milkoneperth July 26, 2014