21 definitions by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks
A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).
The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016
Lucas: "You won't BELIEVE how much pussy I be eatin'!"
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
Sarah: "I believe you eat a lot of pussy. They say, 'you are what you eat'."
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2019
To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.
Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.
Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 30, 2017
A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)
Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.
Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 27, 2022
-Those fucks fucked up by day. Fuck those fuckers!
What'd they do?
-They said I can't put firecrackers in the toaster.
What'd they do?
-They said I can't put firecrackers in the toaster.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 10, 2016
"The police raided the KK building and arrested four robeheads suspected in beating up a black kid on Jones Street last week."
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 9, 2016
A set of brass knuckles.
by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 5, 2023