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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

robehead

A member of the racist group the Ku Klux Klan

"The police raided the KK building and arrested four robeheads suspected in beating up a black kid on Jones Street last week."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 18, 2016

slip a few bucks

To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.

Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.

Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2017

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023

The Squealership

The Witness Protection Program

Mike and Tony are in the Squealership after they ratted out the De Vito crime family last week.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks March 17, 2025