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involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

robehead

A member of the racist group the Ku Klux Klan

"The police raided the KK building and arrested four robeheads suspected in beating up a black kid on Jones Street last week."

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 18, 2016

slip a few bucks

To pay a bribe to someone, typically an authority figure such as a judge or cop. Generally used with the subject, e.g. "slip the cop a few bucks", etc.

Jeff: What should I do if they catch me?
Luke: Slip a few bucks to the judge, you'll get a light sentence.

Megan: How'd you get out of jail?
Josh: I slipped the guard a few bucks to leave a door open

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 29, 2017

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

redskinned

When a topic that exists solely for people to pointlessly fight about the topic gets put aside. The default topic for people to pointlessly argue about is the nickname of the Washington Redskins, therefore, when one topic is dropped the loud, angry, emotional conversations return to the name Redskins. Because everyone in the world and their mom is familiar with the Redskins debate, it is the ultimate sign of irrelevance for a topic to be pushed aside to resume discussion about the Redskins. Most things that trend on Facebook or Twitter become redskinned in less than three weeks.

The Indiana RFRA law, Joe Paterno, and any commentary on politics from any celebrity are all pointless argument topics that were redskinned long ago.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks May 16, 2016

NDN

Slang term for Native Americans (aka American Indians), often used by Natives themselves

My name is Clyde Begay. I'm a proud Navajo NDN, from New Mexico.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 9, 2023