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Nixon count

A count of two balls and two strikes in a baseball game. Named because the umpire putting up two fingers on each hand resembles the "V for Victory" symbols that Richard Nixon flashed to reporters the day he resigned from office.

Ball 2 on the Braves' batter, and now we have a Nixon count

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks April 25, 2024

fuck

An all-purpose substitute for thousands of other words unbeknownst to the speaker.

-Those fucks fucked up by day. Fuck those fuckers!
What'd they do?
-They said I can't put firecrackers in the toaster.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 16, 2016

Niles, Michigan

A city in southwest Michigan, near the Indiana state line. Small and rural, like much of southwest Michigan. Home of the Niles Bluegrass Fest, if you like bluegrass music. The sports rivalry between Michigan teams and Indiana/Chicago teams gets intense sometimes, as Niles is only about a ten minute drive from South Bend (where Notre Dame is)

Visit Niles, Michigan for the Niles Bluegrass Fest.

Sometimes Notre Dame fans and Michigan fans argue in Niles, Michigan

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks January 26, 2022

redskinned

When a topic that exists solely for people to pointlessly fight about the topic gets put aside. The default topic for people to pointlessly argue about is the nickname of the Washington Redskins, therefore, when one topic is dropped the loud, angry, emotional conversations return to the name Redskins. Because everyone in the world and their mom is familiar with the Redskins debate, it is the ultimate sign of irrelevance for a topic to be pushed aside to resume discussion about the Redskins. Most things that trend on Facebook or Twitter become redskinned in less than three weeks.

The Indiana RFRA law, Joe Paterno, and any commentary on politics from any celebrity are all pointless argument topics that were redskinned long ago.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks May 16, 2016

NDN

Slang term for Native Americans (aka American Indians), often used by Natives themselves

My name is Clyde Begay. I'm a proud Navajo NDN, from New Mexico.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks June 9, 2023

involuntary celibacy

When someone has absolutely no sex life. Differs from being married, being a celibate single (e.g. a monk) or being asexual/castrated in that you want sex but no one will have it with you.

It's not my religion, it's involuntary celibacy

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 22, 2013

Basketball on grass

A nickname for the spread offense in the sport of American football, comparing the high-speed, high-scoring style of play to the general rhythm of a basketball game. Often used to contrast this offense with more run-the-ball style offenses, esp. those common at the sport's lower levels

Jones High School's offense plays basketball on grass, often scoring up to 35 points a game.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks July 14, 2023