39 definitions by mikwat

rock garden

A rocky trail.

Snowflake: I almost died riding my mtb through that crazy rock garden! There were rocks everywhere!

by mikwat May 21, 2004

MTB

An acronym for Mountain Bike.

Mike: Hey Snowflake, why do you need fatty rims and ridiculous travel on your mtb?

Snowflake: Because I brake shit!

by mikwat May 19, 2004

super size

An adjective used by McDonalds and other fast-food restaurants meaning that the largest possible fries and drink will be coming with your meal.

I got my #1 super sized. Can you imagine eating this junk three times a day like that guy in the movie Super Size Me?

by mikwat May 24, 2004

Illwits

A derogatory term for the small town of Willits, California, USA.

Snowflake didn't graduate high school so he still lives in Illwits... what a loser.

by mikwat May 21, 2004

dew

A toxic green carbonated liquid containing copious amounts of sugar and caffeine.

Do the Dew.

by mikwat May 22, 2004

xc

An acryonm for cross-country mountain biking.

Snowflake: I don't xc because it's too slow, too boring, and too much work.

by mikwat May 21, 2004

banzo

A Brazilian slang term for the lazy feeling one gets when they need to take a nap after a good fuck or after eating a lot.

Voce acabou de fazer sexo com olho quase fechado você diz: Nossa que banzo.

English:
After having sex, with your eyes almost closed, you say: Damn, what a banzo!

by mikwat May 14, 2004