mikwat's definitions

wash out

To loose traction, usually while going around a turn. Used in many contexts, including cycling and motorsports.

Snowflake washed out around that last hairy turn and plowed into a tree.

by mikwat June 6, 2004

banzo

A Brazilian slang term for the lazy feeling one gets when they need to take a nap after a good fuck or after eating a lot.

Voce acabou de fazer sexo com olho quase fechado você diz: Nossa que banzo.

English:
After having sex, with your eyes almost closed, you say: Damn, what a banzo!

by mikwat May 14, 2004

wipe out

Can be used as:

noun. A crash.
verb. To crash.

Snowflake didn't make that last turn on his bike and wiped out big time!

by mikwat June 6, 2004

dew

A toxic green carbonated liquid containing copious amounts of sugar and caffeine.

Do the Dew.

by mikwat May 21, 2004

groffice

Contraction of garage and office.

We work in a groffice.

by mikwat October 13, 2004

carve

The proper technique for snowboarding. Involves descending in a relatively straight path by transitioning from toeside to heelside in a quick and fluid manner.

Yelling from the chairlift: Look at Snowflake, that fool can't carve to save his life. All he can do is the falling leaf!

by mikwat May 27, 2004

Illwits

A derogatory term for the small town of Willits, California, USA.

Snowflake didn't graduate high school so he still lives in Illwits... what a loser.

by mikwat May 20, 2004