12 definitions by mike charter
A body massage requested by your lady friend. Everything goes except the boobs because they’re too sore.
My honey cake asked for a soob massage last night. Her damn titties were sore again!!!!! Man I wish I could just rub dem titties.
by mike charter January 25, 2022
The name of a side business your childhood friend started. He constructs 8 foot long articulating, multi colored dragons, he draws dragons, he tells dragon stories to children and adults, and he also dresses up like a dragon everyday at the shop and makes what he believes to be authentic dragon noises.
by mike charter January 25, 2022
An act performed by a truck stop prostitute where the finger gets inserted into a truckers ass before a healthy bowel movement to ensure the prostitute won’t get crapped on during any sexual acts. Just like checking the oil dipstick on your car to see where the oil level is.
Don’t go to the Flying Jays truck stop. The lot lizards there give you the old fudge finger trucker special!!!!!
by mike charter January 26, 2022
by mike charter October 7, 2008
When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.
by mike charter January 7, 2022
by mike charter January 19, 2022