mike charter's definitions

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter January 13, 2009

blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

reverse chimney

When you bend over and spread your ass cheeks, and let a black male, who is smoking a Newport, blast diarrhea into your anal cavity.

John got reverse chimneyed in the bathroom of Denny’s.

by Mike Charter December 25, 2017

tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

burrito terd

When you eat a burrito for breakfast, lunch and dinner, but you don’t shit until after you’ve ate dinner.

Carl had the biggest burrito terd after working a long shift on the construction site.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!

Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!

by mike charter January 19, 2022