mike charter's definitions

blurpis

a burp that contains human seamen

malorie gave out a large blurpis after sucking off nick

by mike charter January 20, 2009

blurpis

a burp containing old sperm

thats some dirty blurpis

by mike charter January 13, 2009

tamplunge

A device used to suction out a deeply inserted tampon.

Helen had to have her lesbian neighbor use the Tamplunge on her twat last night because that darn tampon went to far up there.

by mike charter January 6, 2022

gone subing

A sign two lesbians leave on the door to their apartment to let people know they aren’t home, they’re actually out driving in their Subaru outback touching each others no no square.

Instead of a gone fishing sign hanging up, like at my two dads house, my two moms have a gone subing. I wish I knew what that meant…..

by mike charter January 25, 2022

Miami Vicing

The act of stretching out your male organ using a bench vice.

When Riley goes into the garage 9 times out of 10 he’s Miami Vicing

by mike charter May 22, 2024

snirfle

when you blow your nose and wipe your butt with the same piece of toilet paper.

john decided to snirfle to cut back on the amount of tissue paper he consumed

by mike charter January 20, 2009

chodemeiser

A friend named Cody who is always getting sick for no god damned reason at all!

Man, stop being a chodemeiser! You're always sickly!!!!

by mike charter January 19, 2022