mike's definitions

Busemas

Celebrated on June 29th of every year as the holy birth of Gary Busey.

On this holy day of Busemas, we celebrate the birth of our Lord Gary Busey.

by Mike January 11, 2006

mudda sucka

slang tenr for mother fucker, only used when around, parents, the cops, or your grandma

you mudda sucka, why you cuffin me?

by mike March 16, 2003

blacker

a black guy that acts like a preppy white person.

that blacker doesn't even listen to rap! wtf?

by Mike May 14, 2003

Quief

A vaginal fart

by Mike May 25, 2003

The Spa-Cheemi Chin

When a male sits on a female's face, she licks his balls while he grinds his butthole on the point of her chin, leaving her with a mini-goatee.

Last night I gave your mom a Spa-Cheemi Chin !!

by Mike March 23, 2005

bytfu

Acronym for "beat you the fuck up"

Only said when chatting on the internet, since if you said "B-Y-T-F-U" in person youd probably get beat the fuck up.

In caht room
XJohnyX: Hey dude, i slept with ur mom last night
Nerdwhosequeer: thats suptomically incorrect due to the stars positioning and the graphic displacement of the sun in duirect alignment of the moon
UncleJessie: hey f*cking nerd!if you dont stop talking like a nerd, I'll bytfu!!

by Mike February 8, 2004

terd burgler

Snatching a piece of shit from someones ass. Usually by a gay dude, or a drunk one.

Hey you freaking terd burgler, give me back my shit!

by Mike January 1, 2004