mike's definitions

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

panties

sexy underwear that girls wear that is lacy thongs & g-strings are types of this underwear

On Valentines Day my girl was wear the most sexiest pair of panites that I've ever seen.

by Mike February 17, 2004

red sox

not only the best team in major league baseball, a way of life in the boston area. a person grows up and lives and dies with this team, and for all those people who never saw a championship, we got one. Go Sox

the red sox won the world series

by mike December 7, 2004

danger wank

to crack one off at speed making sure you shoot your load before you get caught!

shouting for your mum whilst beating off!
wanking in an elevator in a multi story car park whilst on the way to the top floor!
beating off in your car while waiting for the lights to change to green!
all of the above must be done by every male in the world!

by mike March 19, 2004

four ships

what the marching band chants when the crowd says bullshit; since the band can't say bullshit in uniform.
Also used in song.

My eyes grow dim I cannot see, I have not brought my specs. FOUR SHIPS!

by MIKE December 3, 2002

Orbital Frame

Huge Mech used by BAHRAM to wipe out UNSF LEVs Powered by Metatron the powerful element, they are lightweight and have far greater maneouverabilty than LEVs They are piloted by a single runner who can boost the frames power with his emotions. Equipped with far better Bttle AI than UNSF Phantoma LEVs. From PS2 Game Zone Of the Enders.

What is a Orbital Frame doing on Callisto?

by Mike January 2, 2005

Dick Cheney

A puppet master hired to scare children, and thinking adults... Also see dickhead cheney

Why look who's pulling dubya's strings its dick(head) cheney

by Mike November 1, 2003