mike's definitions

butterfingers

1. Not having enough grip
2. The state of one's fingers after they have fingered a lady and she creamed all over them.

1. Damn, that football player dropped the ball. That bastard's butterfingers cost me 10 grand.
2.Wow! That girl creamed all over my hands and game me a massive case of butterfingers.

by mike February 3, 2004

mallgoth

a bunch of kids who make Korn and Marilyn Manson look dumb.......dumber than the look on TRL.

That mallgoth is wearing a korn shirt i have.......now im gonna take it back.

by Mike May 31, 2004

TheTraveler

Someone that angers others with talk of beer bottles meeting the skulls of certain people

yea..so i grabbed my beer botlle and bashed in the back of the skull...

by Mike August 10, 2003

grundle-oid

a word used to trick people into using in a graded piece of schoolwork

Base word of grundle

Person 1: "Hey i cant think of a word that fits into my essay"

Person 2: "You are probably thinking of grundle-oid"

Person 1: "Whats that mean?"

Person 2: "Its too hard to explain, just put it in, it will make u look smart."

by mike January 5, 2005

wilk

1) a combination of whiskey and milk
2) awesomeness

Mike mixed whiskey and milk for breakfast and felt like shit afterwards, he drank alot.

by mike August 3, 2004

Quief

A vaginal fart

by Mike May 25, 2003

blacker

a black guy that acts like a preppy white person.

that blacker doesn't even listen to rap! wtf?

by Mike May 14, 2003