mike's definitions

Shioot

Another use for the word shit. Also you can use Shiooty

That is the shioot.

That party was Shiooty

by Mike August 4, 2004

assphyxiation

The art of being choked or having one choke someone while having sex or just when you are about to cum

Sheena really enjoys assphyxiation while in the sack.

by Mike November 17, 2004

A-cup

Woman with little to no breasts

"DAMN NIGGA! Look at da hoe! She got smalla A-cups den me!!"
"Shiit"

by Mike October 29, 2003

Meow Meow Snatch

A fart from the vagina. See queef

was that a fart or a queef?

by mike November 29, 2003

Geeb

Slimy, oily, messy "stuff". Like super thick, ten-year-old motor oil, or slime.

I found a hundred dollar bill in the trash but it was covered with geeb.

by Mike July 9, 2003

omgwtfbbq

A phrase which makes no sense, whatsoever, and which should be used when you really have no clue what you are talking about, or even who's pants you are wearing.

"omgwtfbbq, that Ford Anglia is teh best car ever"

by Mike July 22, 2003

gyno row

Front row at a dirty strip club...inches from a mouthful of the clap.

Man, you should've seen the spray comming from gyno row last night...she must have been busy in the alley before she went on!

by Mike November 27, 2003