mike's definitions

:sigh:

Depressed, lonely, sad.

I am so :sigh: depressed

by Mike December 7, 2003

penis

hairy thing between a mans legs that is fun to play with

when u look at porn u get a hard and start rubbing very fast

by mike June 16, 2004

Opie

Dupe accounts is his worst nightmare

Dont get dupe accounts or I will banZ0rz j00!!!!

by Mike December 5, 2003

cracked out

adj., adv.

Referring to a physical and/or mental state of extreme exhaustion, generally coupled with any form of substance abuse (ganja, beer, or crack, of course).

I stayed up all night cracked out on ritalin and caffeine pills.

by Mike January 19, 2003

mad dickin

When you're getting mad dicked, a broad is checking out your package. She is staring you down because she wants your cock (aka: dick).

That bitch was mad dickin me yo!

by Mike December 30, 2004

blizzok

a multi-purpose word having meaning of anything. it can be used as a noun, verb, or adjitive.

what the blizzok?
thats a huge blizzok!
chad is a gay fucking homosexual blizzok who makes love to so many guys that his blizzok is looser than his mommas vagina because chad swallows and loves eating blizzok! chad is gay.

by mike January 17, 2004

Mod

Term first used in the 60's To describe anyone who rides Vespa/Lambretta/Piaggio scooters
But today describes a Modern fashion victim, kind of nerdy metrosexual who is Deeply influenced by
the 1960's music,style and attitudes.Often found at Scooter Rallies, coffie shops.
Don't be suprised if they listen to radio head, weazer, or Oasis...

I just saw some fucking MOD kid run over an old ladies foot with his Vespa at the local starbucks...\
What a dick...

by Mike April 14, 2005