mike's definitions

Moent

see kaffir full length is moentoo

That kid pics his nose like a moento

by Mike May 2, 2003

geltab

Form of acid (LSD) made by mixing up liquid acid (dissolved in alcohol) w/ plain gelatin and food coloring. Then its pressed into individual doses.

Damn man, you had those purple geltabs yet? I took 1 and I was trippin balls the whole night.

by mike March 6, 2004

handjob

funniest. word. EVAR.

While playing scrabble, I spelled handjob for 57 points.

by Mike September 15, 2004

cuntkoff

see also fanny fart. when a woman gets a good pounding from a guy with a mammouth kock trapping air in her flange and then its released creating a sound similar to that of a fart!

i fucked the bitch and the dirt bag cuntkoffed it was sick!

by mike March 16, 2004

ethictatorship

dictatorship of ethics.

The worst thing that can happen to ethics is its usurpation of power: ethictatorship. The police within us. There is nothing more immoral than the institutionalization of morality.

by Mike February 10, 2021

jughead

Noun. A penis whose crown is larger in girth than the rest of its shaft circumference.

My jughead was hard to get in Katy last night.

by Mike June 19, 2003

needlepoint

LSD of the highest quality. 98% pure. Comparable to pharmaceutical LSD. Made by washing (purifying) fluff (95% LSD). Only found in crystal form and even then only in small quanities. Not something you could get of your average deadhead/hippy. Given the current climate, it's quite possible that its no longer being produced.

Needlepoint was the pride and joy of Haight St.

by mike April 10, 2004