mike's definitions

bloodbath

A death metal band meant to pay homage to old school death metal, such as Entombed, Dismember, Grave ...etc...etc

Opeth is better than Bloodbath, I'm sorry, just get over it.

by Mike March 29, 2004

shlang

Any slang refering to a phalice.

shlatitude and slongitude are shlang.

by Mike March 30, 2004

Necrofeliac

The act of raping a dead person

That Necrofeliac just raped my dead grandmother!

by mike April 2, 2004

Pips

After much consideration by the natives who speak JC, Pipsy was later shorten to "Pips" to make it easier to say due to the fact it only has one syllable.
Nowadays, rarely being used to refer to ones penis, pips is really used now for anything. Saying "How's Pips" can really just mean like "What's up," or "How you doin man?"

Hows pips?

You just gonna sit there an play with your pips all day?

by Mike April 3, 2004

Suffix "Eye"

The main suffix of JC. Used at the end of almost anything. Mostly always used at the end of words ending in Y. To successfully make a word work with eye, you have to replace the ending vowel sound with it.

1)Cubbie - Cubeye
2)Pipsy - Pipseye
3)Cory - Coreye
4)Kid - Kideye

Things like...
5)Sand - Sandeye
6)Sandy - Sandeye
....You have to know the context of the sentence

by Mike April 3, 2004

Senj

An exclamitory word used by the people who speak JC. Usually used to announce the excitement recently brought on upon by the environment around one's self.

Coop: Hey ima give you a million bucks, okay?
Mike: SENJ!!!

by Mike April 3, 2004

Poomansucka

A really cool dog/a response/anything

Whoa! Look at poomansucka!
Poomansucka!

by Mike April 4, 2004