mike's definitions

elonym

(electronic + Gr. onyma, name; cf. pseudonym, synonym) -- electronic name; the part of electronic address that precedes the sign @.

In our university mail system, all elonyms are made from the first name initial plus the surname minus last letter. My elonym is bjohnso (Bill Johnson).

His elonym is as enigmatic as he is himself: aaa314. Clearly he claims to be alpha, not omega.

by Mike March 30, 2008

o

Abbreviation for ounce, like an ounce of drugs

"Like Krispy Kreme I was cookin' dem O's" Young Jeezy

by Mike June 17, 2006

Vye

Someone who drives a 1995 Ford F150 and is a pussy.

Hey look, its that old truck with that pussy in it, Vye!

by Mike April 25, 2005

ripped

alcohol intoxication characterized by fun, eratic and/or wild behavior

dude.......we're soooo ripped!
I was so ripped that I fell off that big bitch!

by mike September 16, 2003

bobuschca

What you say when you make a "suck it" gesture

doing suck it thing BOBUSCHCA!!!!!

by Mike January 15, 2004

TALLY WACKER

A huge, thick penis measuring 8" or more in lenght, a soul pole, a meat pole.

Look lois, Clark has an enormous tally wacker!!!!

by mike January 7, 2004

white trash

A term used broadly and often inaccurately to define a person or group of persons whom embody the concepts of ignorance, racism, violence, alcoholism, and anglo-saxon ancestry. It is often used as a label on the poor caucasian working class. Many people are labelled "white trash" because of the clothes they wear and their appearance, regardless of wealth and standing. Many that use this term do not understand the lifestyles of those whom they deride and oftentimes neglect to see that many people in the poor white working class are actually very intelligent tolerant people who tend to like professional wrestling, cheap beer and NASCAR. Many others were born with mental or physical disabilities and are forced into the stereotypical "white trash" lifestyle by the opressive society of the united states which tends to ignore its lowest classes. If correctly applied, the term refers to people such as the military personnel who had a wonderful time playing fraternity pranks on the prisoners of Abu Ghraib prison, the corporate scum who build their big box department stores right across the road from mom and pop stores which are then forced out of business for the greater good of a couple of obscenely rich assholes at the top, idiots who write "dotheads are dirty" on the walls of gas station restrooms that are not even run by east Indians but people of middle-eastern descent yet they are too full of themselves to notice a difference, and especially Texan wannabe cowboys who carelessly overrun foreign countries without noticing the thousands of innocent lives that are constantly being ended and then having the nerve to say "GOD IS ON OUR SIDE!"

There sure is a lot of white trash up there in the ruling class, isn't there?

by Mike March 6, 2007