mike's definitions

wut fuk

Something Andy says a lot.

Andy: lololol xd
Someone else: whats metroid prime?
Andy: wut fuk

by Mike January 2, 2005

smoocher

Common reference to a homosexual used in certain Boston neighborhoods

Wow that dude is a real deal smoocher

by Mike February 11, 2005

done up

Dressed up, as to go out

She was all done up to go out with me.

by Mike September 2, 2003

Salty Jones

Having a White male masterbate himself to orgasm on your penis, then you sprinkle your semen covered penis with sand. Proceed to have anal intercourse with the first male. See also Pepper Johnson.

Matt Drodz was estatic to recieve the Salty Jones from Thibido after a long day at the fudge packing facility.

by Mike November 27, 2003

latina boat show

a very attractive or striking woman, of such caliber as to model at a boat show

Kevin: Are we going to the club Friday night?

Mike: Yes, I hope there will some fine latina boat shows there.

by Mike December 22, 2004

The Legend of Mike

Every hundred years a torch is handed down to an individual with the name mike. This individual must uphold the standard of being nothing short of Great. This time around, there is an individual who hails from a few different names. Puppy, Mikealicious, The Great One, The Electrifying One, The Savior, hes just a damn good looking fellow. He is extremely cocky, and he knows it. He beleives it is best to know your the shit then look down upon urself like a loser of society. Mike shall uphold the standard of being great and shall add his own little flavor to the mix. I mean damn, the guys just all that and more. Long live the reign of Mike. he also has a message for all the haters out there, Dont hate me cuz im better then you.

Damn, that guy is just da man. i want to be just like him.

by Mike October 14, 2004

Division

Regional building in charge of CTU (Counter Terrorist Unit) (24)

The order had to be cleared by Division before CTU could proceed.

by mike September 26, 2004