mike's definitions

digs

Shoes

I dig those digs.

by mike June 29, 2003

Cleveland Cavaliers

n. An NBA team in Cleveland, OH that has had their share of ups and downs in it's 35 years of existance. The likes of Michael Jordan usually dicking them over in the playoffs is mainly responsable for their bad luck in the playoffs in the 90s. Don't think we will ever win a championship but eventually will become contenders soon enough. Usually in a "rebuilding year" if having a crappy season... as with all Cleveland sports.

The Cleveland Cavaliers are in a rebuilding year this year.

by Mike December 15, 2004

unspool

To lose one's mind as a result of a major emotional shock, from the pilot episode of the television series Wonderfalls:

(Jaye discovers that her sister Sharon is a lesbian)

Jaye: Does Mom know?

Sharon: She would unspool!

Jaye: Can I tell her?

by Mike May 13, 2006

titerific

when u see perfect tits and just wanna grab em. also see titties

here tits were so titerific holy jeez i wanted to lick em

by Mike November 20, 2003

donger kick

When you kick someone in the cock / dong / what ever you want to call it..

<a>Im gonna kick you in the donger!

<b> You do and I'll call Bil Mil!

by Mike March 6, 2005

ozzers

large planet were small types of pink sheep grow

he was large as an ozzers

by mike January 12, 2004

cock polisher

A person who finds great joys in A.touching in the pinis area B. likes their cock.

That man over there is a cock polisher, look at his shoes.

by Mike December 30, 2003