mike's definitions

wazzat

Slang for what's that.

Usually stated like the fools from the Budweiser commericals that say "Wassup."

Stacy: "Crap on you, you ignaramous insuffering panda bear."
Mike: "WaZZaT j00 say?!?"

by Mike February 8, 2004

phaecopheliac

A person who is obsessed with shit

Put that shit down u phaecopheliac

by Mike January 15, 2004

bgs

'bloody good stuff' can be used with anything but has particular use when tasting or talking about beer. Can be sent on phones and chat for quickhand.

person 1: What do you think of girl x?
person 2: bgs

by mike October 27, 2001

super slam

Having sex with a girl in every oriphis.Hopefully in a particular order.

I got me a super slamlast night Dave.

by mike February 4, 2004

safenik

(safe+nik) -- a person who wants warranties about everything, who is scared by the vicissitudes of life and feels an overwhelming need to be secure.

What about a family travel to Tibet? - It's impossible. My husband is a safenik. - Safenik ? - Yes, he never takes any risks.

by Mike March 30, 2008

right and proper

1) Used in conjunction with a declaration of action.

2) An emphasis added to a statement in place of completely, utterly, totally, etc.

3) A phrase added to a statement to imply justification for an action.

1) If you don't put that down, I'm going to beat you right and proper.

2) "I'm completely screwed" becomes "I'm screwed, right and proper."

3) "We'll arrest him, right and proper."

by Mike January 11, 2004

charles manson

A cult leader from the 1960's who is still considered the "most dangerous man in America". Even after his incarceration, his followers still recruit more people to join his cause and there are new members every day.

by Mike August 26, 2003