mike's definitions

handadoodle

When one is bathing their favorite dog while listenting to your favorite Abba song, and eating Abba Zabba's and your dog accidently sits on your hand squeezing its wet anal fluids under you fingernails, resulting in intense pleasure for both you and the dog, then one touches his or her bathing suit area.

"oh man i totally got handadoodled last night, it was awesome"

by mike April 23, 2004

glenn danzig

Innovator of the subgenre of punk called fiendcore. Popularized the sound with his first outfit, the Misfits, and later perfected it with the seminal, yet overlooked, Samhain.

Glenn Danzig has black hair.

by Mike August 11, 2004

aboush

Armenian for "stupid"

you are an aboush
turn left aboush

by MIKE April 13, 2005

glooper

When a girl sucks the glue of a guys dick and may get her lips suck on

Man, she gave me the best glooper up and till we had to go to the emergency room.

by Mike May 7, 2005

Shitpimple

Again coined by Elusive of TeamFHA.Com. In his day job working in Network Operations at an ISP he sees a lot of incompetency. This word was coined out of his frustration and describes those individuals who do not take the initiative to get out of bed let alone better themselves at their jobs.

1. Incompetent fuck
2. Deadbeat loser
3. Imbecile

Tom: Where's Lou?
Mike: Ahh, that fucking shitpimple wouldn't come to work because his tire spun on a dog turd.

by Mike January 27, 2005

oll

A n00b's typo. Correct spelling is 'lol'.

Human says: You are an utter disappointment to the human race.
n00b says: thats funny omg oll
Human says: hm?
n00b says: lol*
Human says: ...right.

by Mike December 27, 2004

Ivana

Sexy Slavic supermodel name...gorgeous...great boobs..great ass...great accent...even better in bed.

by Mike May 17, 2003