mig's definitions

poodle

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.

We went to Taco Bell and Hong totally poodled me.

I'm poodling you for pizza. Let's go.

by Mig September 11, 2008

grout

Defined on here as an amusing bathroom-graffiti phenomenon. This same exact phenomenon was prominent in two high-traffic public mens' restrooms at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo in the mid-1990's. It included also "The Grout Beyond", "Grout-o Marks", "The Grout Space Coaster," etc.

I'm not sure where it originated... I post it here because it's a second place in a different time, and it would be interesting to try to trace its origin.

The Grout Beyond; Grouto Marx; The Grout Space Coaster; Three Strikes-- you're grout; etc.

by mig May 21, 2005

schaum

The haircut now chiefly known as a "mullet", although the term "schaum" predated it by several years. Can be used with various prefixes: feather-schaum, mexi-schaum, etc. Origin of the word: it's a shortening of "a Schaumberg", which is a direct reference to the city of Schaumberg Illinois, where such a haircut was predominant in the early 90's.

Check out the mexi-schaum on that guy!

by mig May 7, 2005

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

turtle tail

Having to take a dump so badly that the turd is starting to wiggle its way out of the gate. Incorrectly defined on urbandictionary.com as turtle head, "turtle tail" is a much better descriptor for a tapered turd that has quietly poked its way out of your posterior.

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

BB Stacker

A crazy person. One who tries to stack BBs atop each other.

He can be such a BB stacker!

by Mig September 10, 2004

chunking

'intensive use of a computer for chat or social networking'

(chunker,n - one who chunks)

Goddammit, Tara, stop chunking and come out where the party is.

by mig March 21, 2005