mig's definitions

ice cold

to be in a state of complete self control

usually a referance to staying cool enough to not sport wood in the presence of a fine lady

"just stay cool man, ice cold"
translation : don't embarass yourself with a huge hardon, have some class, relax. picture ice cold.

by mig January 18, 2004

grout

Defined on here as an amusing bathroom-graffiti phenomenon. This same exact phenomenon was prominent in two high-traffic public mens' restrooms at Cal Poly, San Luis Obispo in the mid-1990's. It included also "The Grout Beyond", "Grout-o Marks", "The Grout Space Coaster," etc.

I'm not sure where it originated... I post it here because it's a second place in a different time, and it would be interesting to try to trace its origin.

The Grout Beyond; Grouto Marx; The Grout Space Coaster; Three Strikes-- you're grout; etc.

by mig May 21, 2005

turtle head

Apparently, the person defining this has never seen an actual turtle's head. The proper term for this phenomenon (a turd that is starting to peek out) is a turtle TAIL. Much better description, eh?

Dude, can you pull over at that gas station? I've got a turtle tail.

by mig May 7, 2005

poodle

To take advantage of a friend with a higher income so that they will pay your way for lunch, movie tickets, etc. This can either be with prior notification (notifying the friend that they are about to be the recipient of this action) or it can be a surprise poodling, such as when you seem to have forgotten your wallet when the bill arrives.

We went to Taco Bell and Hong totally poodled me.

I'm poodling you for pizza. Let's go.

by Mig September 11, 2008

nirvie

To stick chips up ones nose.

I;ve just done a right nirvie !

by MiG February 3, 2003

Opey

Rimking supreme, rims the whole of Tiscali with ease.

Guest23115 was kicked by Opey (YOU JUST GOT RIMMED *UNF*)

by MiG February 3, 2003

bunk

1) Substances duplicitously sold as illegal/illicit/recreational chemicals that do not produce the desired effect.

2) Illegal/illicit/recreational chemicals cut to such an extreme that their effect is severely reduced.

If you buy from a stranger at a rave, be prepared to get bunk pills, or worse.

by mig March 8, 2003