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manufacture a high

To deliberately do something (normally involving a purchase) that gives you something to look forward to during the depressive times
I've booked a holiday in Magaluf to manufacture a high
by mids99 August 15, 2009
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parallegiance

The phenomenon of repeating patterns of activity the same time the next week or normally year. Derives from 'parallel' (eg. late October 2008 and late October 2009 are parallel) and allegiance (eg. a holiday somewhere has allegiance with a similar holiday.)
Oh sh*t! I always seem to get dumped in early March! Lets hope there is no parallegiance this year!
by mids99 November 18, 2009
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clubder minimum

An academic sounding phrase describing a clubbing addict's opinion of the exact midpoint in the week between the last episode of clubbing and the next episode (which for a clubber out on a Friday and Saturday night will occur in the early hours of Wednesday morning.)
'I feel stressed by work and it ain't even the weekend yet!'

'Remember, its Wednesday, this is the clubder minimum!'
by mids99 August 15, 2009
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daynight

A slur on the word daylight, daynight refers to darkness that sets in mid afternoon in high latitude countries such as the UK in Winter. Can also refer to exceptionally gloomy conditions.
Look outside! Twenty to three in the afternoon and the streetlights are on. This Daynight is why so many people suffer from bloody seasonal affective disorder!
by mids99 October 22, 2009
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lead differential

The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)

The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.

Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.

Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.

1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.

2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')

3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
-To dog, as if it can understand, while putting lead on it.-

'Sorry mate. Lead differential!'
by mids99 September 1, 2009
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Northerly outUVed

The phenomenon whereby lighter nights in Summer further north mean that in early morning and later afternoon, the Sun is higher in the sky than it would be in a typical holiday destination.
According to the website, after 4:47pm Birmingham Northerly outUVed the Med!
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.
Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!
by mids99 July 14, 2009
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