mids99's definitions

euphoricore

Also called neo-happy hardcore. What hardcore may evolve into as an early 2010s backlash against darkcore.

Hardcore music consisting of ridiculously sentimental lyrics, piano riffs make a return, increasingly higher and higher notes make their way onto the track and the beat regularly exceeds 200bpm.

(to booming beats) 'A million shining rainbows light the sky' (piano riffs) ' A palette of spectral colours and they're mine' (more piano riffs) ' Stick out your danicing tongue lets dine dine dine.'

Raver 1:- (not on drugs) ' Christ, the hardcore at HTID41 is a bit mad!

Raver 2:- (on several Es) 'I love it! I love you! I love life! GIZZA HUG! EUPHORICORE!'

by mids99 September 26, 2009

Mashtag

A group of Hashtags together that can all be labelled under one 'Mashtag.'

From 'Ha$htag Tw££t', the tweet-for-prizes prelude to Coronation Street that starts in September 2019 as a reward for mobile users who sign up to a new network consisting of a merger between two large networks, where Hunger Games Capital dressed celebrities float in space reading tweets from their iLenses...........

'Hashtag Sea, Hashtag 40 deg C, Hashtag Sand Between My Feet, Mashtag Summer Heatwave of 2K23!

by mids99 October 12, 2016

dodderati

A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.

Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.

Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet

by mids99 December 17, 2009

ash bandit

Hangers on at a public bonfire and firework display who wish to stay until the early hours, throwing things on the fire, when everyone else has gone home. Usually teenagers or NEETS who do not have to be up for work the following day and often stoners.

Over police intercom

'Roger 1 2 just going round the park to check for ash bandits over'

by mids99 November 7, 2009

twirt

A synthesis of the words 'twirl' and 'divert.' Used to signify when a sequence of events occurs in the wrong order

We had our bloody summer in April with the unbroken sunshine and warm temperatures. Now its actually Summer its cold and wet. Talk about a twirt of the seasons!

by mids99 July 30, 2009

lead differential

The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)

The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.

Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.

Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.

1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.

2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')

3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.

-To dog, as if it can understand, while putting lead on it.-

'Sorry mate. Lead differential!'

by mids99 September 1, 2009