mids99's definitions

Pedestriocore

'Safe' and non extreme dance music that is tailored to a large audience, normally involving a wide age range due to it being an event such as a wedding, works do in a function room etc etc. Consists of 'safe' classics such as YMCA and 'Agadoo' but contains enough 'classics' like 'Thriller' to avoid being called 'cheese.'

You going to an underground club after this? I cant stand this pedestriocore much longer!

by mids99 August 15, 2009

Tribstep

The word to describe dubstep where there is double time going on within the double time nature of the track (ie. for a 160BPM track, it sounds like 80BPM and 40BPM simultaneously)

Also lends itself to quatrestep and cinqstep where in cinqstep, successive 2 time patterns of musical features give rise to a '4 beat 16 bar' pattern. This will fuse with Jazz and Blues in the early 2020s to form a genre known as 'Cinqstep blue.'

Man this dubstep is heavy, its like there is an extra layer of drum pattern, its like tribstep man!

by mids99 November 8, 2009

referooed

'Referooing' and 'referooed' are verbs to describe football games where the referee's bias, incompetence or poor decisions have a bigger influence on the game than what the players themselves do.

'When France beat Ireland to qualify for the World Cup 2010, the fact that the referee did not disallow the goal for handball means the game was well and truly referooed.

by mids99 April 4, 2010

hornage

The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.

That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!

by mids99 July 14, 2009

stand

A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.

Excuse me, are you in the queue or are you a stand?

by mids99 July 30, 2009

sno

Any snowfall that is pathetically small and only gives a token representation of snow. Can also refer to snowfall that while heavy, does not stick due to temperatures and/or surfaces being above freezing point.

Pronounced sn-oh or sni

White Christmas? The bookies will pay but call a couple of flakes snow? Sno more like!

by mids99 December 17, 2009

11-3 inverter

A sun worshipper that deliberately seeks the sun out when official advice tells them to seek shade.

Midday Sun? Im out in it, Im an 11-3 inverter!

by mids99 July 30, 2009