clique cake

Any food (usually cake) left on the table of a communal staffroom of a large organisation where there is an unwritten rule that it is only for a certain group of people within the organisation.

Clique cake is a very common phenomenon in school staff rooms, where the cake in question is 'only for the Maths department' or other department.

Alternatives include cake being only for 'old timers' who have been at the workplace for over X years or 'you've got to know Bob to have a piece' cake.
'Look. Cake!'

'I wouldn't dare if I was you. It looks like clique cake!
by mids99 October 05, 2009
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karma redistribution theory

The principle whereby if you feel you have been 'wronged' by karma, you are entitled to take steps to right that wrong.
I've lost a bloody fiver! Karma Redistribution Theory says I should walk into the bookies and slap a fiver on Red on roulette and it will win.
by mids99 July 14, 2009
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geometricore

Where dance music will head in the early 2020s. After another decade or so fo evolution, dubsetp will mutate into forms with successive layers of two timeness to create tribstep, quatrestep, cinqstep (which will fuse with blues to form Cinqstep Blue) and infinitumstep where the track two times itself until completion. Successive three-time waltz dance will also emerge, as well as fractal beat, where bars of music take on irrational number values mirrored in Nature, such dance tracks will usually be 3DVJd to successive zooming and leaving fractal style shapes.
(A clubber going to an underground geometricore set in 2023)

I remember the days when you could get some good old fashioned drum n bass. I dont syn (short for synergise, 2020s speak for 'dig' ) with this geometricore nonsense!
by mids99 November 08, 2009
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hornage

The act of sounding your horn to drivers who carry out an action that annoys you.
That bastard cut me up! I had to give him some hornage!
by mids99 July 14, 2009
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Blotchetarian

The word to describe where the sun is out but there are many, quite badly defined, clouds in the sky. Normally occurs on summer mornings following uplift of mist or humid conditions during breakdown of summer weather into thundery weather.
'There are too many clouds to sunbathe in these blotchetarian weather conditions.'
by mids99 June 07, 2010
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manufacture a high

To deliberately do something (normally involving a purchase) that gives you something to look forward to during the depressive times
I've booked a holiday in Magaluf to manufacture a high
by mids99 August 15, 2009
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Clive Language

A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!

Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
by mids99 December 17, 2009
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