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A person who is in a queue but not actually purchasing anything or the partner or friend of someone who is.
by mids99 July 30, 2009
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Get the hornage mug.Any snowfall that is pathetically small and only gives a token representation of snow. Can also refer to snowfall that while heavy, does not stick due to temperatures and/or surfaces being above freezing point.
Pronounced sn-oh or sni
Pronounced sn-oh or sni
by mids99 December 17, 2009
Get the sno mug.The phenomenon whereby lighter nights in Summer further north mean that in early morning and later afternoon, the Sun is higher in the sky than it would be in a typical holiday destination.
by mids99 July 30, 2009
Get the Northerly outUVed mug.The awkward situation faced by many dog walkers crossing paths when one is on a lead, the other isnt (although many variants are possible with more than one dog per owner.)
The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.
Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.
Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.
1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.
2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')
3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
The dog owner who has not put their dog on a lead is worried that the owner who has put their dog on a lead is cosidering them to not be in adequate control of their animal.
Likewise the owner who has their dog on a lead may feel they are not giving the dog enough freedom.
Normally resolves itself in one of 3 ways.
1. The non leaded dog owner says 'He's friendly' and the comment is confirmed by the dogs behaviour.
2. The non leaded dog annoys the leaded dog, the leaded dog owner expressed disapproval and apologies are made usually ('Hes normally SOOOOOO friendly!')
3. The owner of the non leaded dog puts their dog on a lead.
by mids99 September 1, 2009
Get the lead differential mug.A form of backslang and bastardised French with 'agreements' added on to the end of words spoken in the Midlands in the 1990s.
Omelette krow e ya it zeet, un bol a commissariat et un boite de chocolat sa y a y a y - is the Clive language for homework!
Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
Other good examples:-
Mobile Phone-Angeruf de mobiley bonjour
Toffee Crisp-Eefot it spirc but prom
Videoworld-Dlrow d'o'div it deet
by mids99 December 17, 2009
Get the Clive Language mug.A collective mass nown for older people. Derives from a habit of slow movement through shop checkouts due to hands 'doddering' or shaking with change.
Ive got 5 minutes to eat this bloody sandwich before Period 4. I go to the supermarket and it takes 15 minutes to get served due to the dodderati in front of me!
by mids99 July 14, 2009
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