michael foolsley's definitions

magnetic keeper

human with a horrible body but has a great personality,and excels at everything else

johns' hard to look at...yeah, but he just cooked up a 30 gallon drum of LSD!! hes' a magnetic keeper!!

jills' sure a fat bitch! yeah, but shes' got the best drugs on campus, and can cook AND sew! -got me through calculus too!, a magnetic keeper!

by michael foolsley November 25, 2009

hop up heaven

place to go and smoke weed, perhaps more than one variety

lets' go up to jay's room, thats' hop up heaven!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

with the money tree

at work, at the 'source', with the 'mother', suckling of the 'teat', harvesting of the 'fruit'

i was with the money tree, while my wife was grrriiinding some 'strange'!

john once was with the money tree, now he was stoplight panhandling.

call girl jess was once with the money tree, then lost her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley April 10, 2011

schoolmarmy

a "plain jane" who under duress could probably provide a wicked sexual "treatment", making short work of the male,
possibly more so than a "hot" appearing woman.
this being said, the schools HAVE been known to employ some excruciatingly HOT educators.

damn!, when that librarian puts on her glasses, she looks totally schoolmarmy.

that schoolmarmy looking "babe" made me go limp !

by michael foolsley February 20, 2020

info shift

-transfer of information from outdated media ie: vhs, beta, cassete, to media du jour

dave was about to info shift, when cindy stopped by; ready to 'grind the poison' out of him!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

dino rock

ancient rock n' roll -something your dinosaur ancestors "grooved" to!

john brought over some dino rock to thanksgiving and scared his nephews off.

i hate that dino rock!, me for some CURRENT 'hep cats and kittens!!'

that dino rock can suckle my cock!

by michael foolsley January 6, 2010

DNA prison

the scrotum/testicles -housing for 'political prisoners'

judy was just about to break me out of DNA prison when the fucking phone rang! -can't ignore THAT!!

DNA prison has encapsulated many a convict!

guilty until proven innocent in DNA prison!

lot o' the fellas burnin' in hell in DNA prison!

one has to FIGHT!, FIGHT!, FIGHT! to survive, when in DNA prison!!

one must break self out of DNA prison!

by michael foolsley August 19, 2010