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nut bustin' good

comparing an experience (usually food) to the glory of the spermatozoa exiting its' scrotal, prostate and testicular 'home"
and YES!, not an experience enjoyed by the female ! (clit-titillatin' good ?)
aunt mary's chaw lit orgasm treats were nut busting good!
that walnut flavored tofu was nut bustin' good!
that bacon was nut bustin' good!
those vegan 'treats' were nut bustin' good!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2018
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bump job

one's pelvis 'bumping' someone's butt as unwanted anal is administered , commonly found in the work environment! ,
often 'bumping' the person all the way out the door into the street! ("R.I.F" , layoff , fired)
the "big kings" should give that bob guy a bump job ! , he's useless! (response: ) agreed! , except he's their favorite butt !

HR gave the "pu**y grabber" a bump job !

the showPEOPLE gave that nasty bitch a bump job !
by michael foolsley June 2, 2022
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claimed by bulk

a protoplasmatic "challenged person" (fat person) whose body has been 'claimed' by a mass of useless "bulk" , usually from a poor diet and/or lack of exercise. this is considered patriotic here in america, where " fat is where it's at !"
individuals from most countries around the world are HORRIFIED when they see the bulkers here !

(emperor's new clothes alert!) : in a politically correct world, despite the opinions of most doctors, "bulk" is now seen as 'normal' !!

can also be used as: 'claimed'
seen jan lately ? no, have you ? yes! , she's now claimed by bulk !

lauren, once quite a "package", now claimed by bulk !

he looked like farmer brown's pig named sloppy! , claimed by bulk !

she let herself get 'claimed' ! it was seriously SAD !
by michael foolsley November 20, 2020
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are you ready, boots?

statement indicating potential departure, time to leave, prelude to transport, potential point 'a' to point 'b'

from the 1966 nancy sinatra song: 'these boots are made for walking'

(note: those who actually play this lame song, PLEASE!! include the sax riff at the end, if only on guitar!!)
lets' hit the pickup bar, are you ready, boots?

are you ready boots?, START WALKIN'!! (saxophone)
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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dogology

experience training dogs. i once saw this on a resume
got me a Ph.d in dogology
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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yellowcupping

i better pass on that muggle bra i gotta do some yellowcupping soon.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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get along mind!

one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.

a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'

-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
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