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what drives, propels, often dominates, and is the very essence of the male. for women to underestimate this dream (and drive!) is a heartbreaking, terrible mistake. -to mine it for money is even worse!!
john was condemned to dream the dream of sex, as his father before him, but ended up taking matter/s into his own hands. *john hinckley had dreamed the dream of sex!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask muffle mug.ability to actually ignore/like bulk (fat) and get to the "heart of the matter" (i.e. great personality, and/or to the orifice/tube)
black guys quite often have really good bulk bypass skills!
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
he didn't have very good bulk bypass skills, preferring the feel of a 'tight' body.
she had terrible bulk bypass skills, even though she was 300lbs!!
steve STRONGLY disliked slim women, he had good bulk bypass skills...
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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cut a flop, but the dung wouldn't flush; and was the company that wouldn't leave!
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
stepped in dog flops, (olden times?) and couldn't get rid of it or its' 'essence'; it was the company that wouldn't leave!
joe came over and was the company who wouldn't leave, until he had smoked up all my 'gage'.
by michael foolsley February 19, 2010
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what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
what happened to the missing sock? ask the urban tumbleweeds! they've HAVE to have seen something! -they're everywhere, including hundreds of miles out at sea, masquerading as jellyfish for the lucky, hungry marine life!
john HAD to control the urban tumbleweeds! he couldn't have one 'wafting' over the baby's head!!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
they found her stone dead, de-oxygenated under a mass of urban tumbleweeds!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
my chateau is just a mile away, lets' take my chariot!!
i 'spunked down' at his/her crib, not my chateau!
by michael foolsley December 27, 2009
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there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
there was money riding on whether i could punch her cheeks
she was willing to let him punch her cheeks
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
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