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the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
this asshole is fucking pushing me
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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