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hollis brown

folk song about man who runs out of work, money; then wastes his entire family
-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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treatment

judy had troubles and KNEW she need a treatment!!

john gave judy a quality 'treatment'
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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stomach sex

filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.

it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.

the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!

that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!

i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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chariot

TRANSPORTATION! usually a car!!! (isn't it a box, drawn by 'horses'??)
lets' take my chariot! i just changed the oil

my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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get hopping

-jump into 'gear', get fucking moving!!
when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!

the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping

duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
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nun shoes

big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!

she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!

she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
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credits jet

the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.

this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)

one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!

i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!

i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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