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just for good luck

something to say when you need an excuse for doing something
i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck

WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
by michael foolsley September 11, 2022
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get along mind!

one says this along with making 'whipping noises' when the mind has 'gone blank', or is in mental neutral.

a process of moving the mind along, as if you were a cowboy rounding up strays, or dealing with a stubborn mule! -you would be, too!, you would be a mental cowboy trying to get stray thought/s 'back with the herd'

-basically, a way to stall for time while you try to get the thought back! people always are like, huh? wha?
dave was looking at the menu at foolsley's, when he suddenly said; 'get along mind!' and was making whipping noises!
by michael foolsley January 9, 2010
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B & M factor

crowded ANYTHING! highways, stores, streets, e.t.c.!! B & M means bodies n' (or) and (or) in machines. -saying one experienced a high B & M factor, means they experienced a situation where the ratio of bodies~machines~space was EXTREMELY out of balance!!
joe: don't drive the van wyck thruway!!, the high B & M factor is hugely punishing!!

overpopulation often has one experiencing a high B & M factor!!

the holidays specialize in extremely high B & M factor EVERYWHERE!!, -think i'll only buy online!

judy 'did' (pick a name!) in the storeroom, as they waited for the high B & M factor to subside...
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
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terminal farts

farts that won't stop for hours, becoming less than enjoyable!
john worshiped farts and farting until he got the terminal farts, which wore his buttle out!!

john loved farting, but never wanted the terminal farts again!

john considered getting some of that 'lotion', to stop the terminal farts!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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cohols

assorted alcohol; mixture of various alcohols resulting in a violent eruption/evacuation. the college boy high; using ones' stomach for a science experiment usually resulting in explosive reactions.
i drank all those cohols and was puking and deffing simultaneously; it was rough, boy!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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pack a wallop

powerful sex skills of a female, ability to make 'short work' of the male! -humbling of the most cocky 'stud'
cheryl really packed a wallop with the gear she possessed! she left john in a spent, babbling heap crying for his mama!

the two salivated and speculated (great phrase!) that judy could pack a wallop!

jane's sex skills didn't quite pack such a wallop when she was 'doing' a woman!

rosanna ground the poison out of him with vigor! she packed quite a wallop!
by michael foolsley August 17, 2010
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death of husky

husky = FAT!! in the 1950's and 60s!!. -back in the 'old days' we had "political correctness" too!! in the clothes shops, the plus sizes (at least for males, anyway) were known as 'HUSKY'

along with other stupid PC terms of the time like 'colored people' (what color?) HUSKY lived to enable one to disguise, manipulate, and 'sweeten'; "the truth"!

nowadays, we have 'RELAXED FIT'!!

i'd like to have been a fly on the marketeer wall when (and where?-late 60s??) husky died!!
somebody shot husky and created relaxed fit! -what of the death of husky?

i can't help but think of the death of husky when i see 'relaxed fit'

relaxed fit is the father of poor, dead, husky!!
by michael foolsley April 8, 2011
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