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police, john law, gendarmes, troopers, 'officials', e.t.c.
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
'the laws' was used by warren beatty in the film 'bonnie and clyde' re: the appearance of the police.
this term is one of my personal favorites! it is short, sweet, somewhat ignorant, the truth; and generally brilliant! here indeed, DO come the laws!!
SHIT!, here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
i was up on mcfoolsley mountain, trying to 'crack a piece' when here come the laws!!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
at work, it is is wise to be seen tending ones' patch
tending ones' patch makes good business sense!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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Get the hophead's prayer mug.behavior that is not carefully thought out. dominated more by the physical, than the mental; addiction/s, and sex, are examples of same.
dave got that fat girl 'prag-nut'? whats' up with that?? (response:) -that 'slop pumping' is more powerful than logic!
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
tina ate the whole 'pie' by herself, the sensation/s in her guts/taste buds were more powerful than logic!
DNA was eating a corrosive hole in his mind! his need for sex was more powerful than logic!
his need for sixteen more beers was more powerful than logic
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
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a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
Get the hippybilly mug.moammar quadaffi (sp?)- seeing as how NO news media knows the correct spelling of his name, and he IS "crazy as a bedbug", i humbly offer: kadaffy!
i put a paper bag full of dog flops at the door, lit it on fire for kadaffy; then played ding dong RUN!
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
kadaffy dreading working at the 7-11: "no surpee onhe sop ding" (no slurpee only soft drink!)
by michael foolsley April 18, 2011
Get the kadaffy mug.when an apparent 'hot-shit' restaurant does not put a menu copy visible from the outside, so one doesn't have to step inside only to find out the restaurant fares/fees are too prohibitive. -this can often result in a clumsy human encounter. -and yes, i know...if you have to know the price you can't afford it!!! -OH YEAH??!!, WE'LL FUCK YOU!!!!
judy and i decided to go to mcfoolsley's, but backed off when we noticed they didn't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
i hate when these restaurants don't post their fees
by michael foolsley December 26, 2009
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