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HUGE mammary glands that are as wide as they are high!
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
glands that are repulsively attractive, and candidates for reduction surgery or a wheelbarrow!...(especially late in life!)
those basketball tits must have a "braw" made of 'hardware cloth' or chicken wire!!
those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
those basketball tits must be hard to 'harness'!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the basketball titsmug. VEGGERS IGNORE!!!!!!!! -legendary hamburger created by one east coast chain, (top's) then absorbed by another (gino's) mid-70's
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-when you couldn't get sex, and needed some food after an extended hop-up session, this hamburger was BETTER THAN SEX!!
-this burger allegedly actually had "sirloin" in it!! whatever it had, nothing as dreamy, sexy, and delicious has existed since; fast food wise!! SIRLOINER, R.I.P!!
-got all fucked-up then went to gino's and got me a sirloiner!! my stomach went into orgiastic spasms!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
they chased off the sirloiner!! -guess its' back to 'turds on a roll'!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
Get the sirloinermug. the mute button on my tv remote control
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!
when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")
i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
Get the the REAL "savior"mug. by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
Get the cappermug. male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley June 12, 2011
Get the sailor bill syndromemug. holiday produced fat -from eating lots of aunt mary's chocolate orgasm 'treats', and getting jiggly fat!
i'm going to try and beat the holiday bulk this year!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
got me lots of holiday bulk for a present this year!!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the holiday bulkmug. i was going to wear my mcfoolsley's tavern 't' shirt but i've had too many shit-sandwiches and beer, and its' gotten too grabby!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
bought a swingin' 't' shirt, but it was cut too grabby in the neck!!
got to jettison some weight! half my 'doo-doo' has gotten too grabby!!!
by michael foolsley April 3, 2010
Get the grabbymug.