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-did you hear about that dude up in poop town that pulled a hollis brown? -yeah, i did! -there is a bit of that going on these days, when someone gets their money taken away!!
by michael foolsley December 3, 2009
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Get the treatment mug.filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
Get the chariot mug.when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
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when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
Get the nun shoes mug.the new style of showing credits after a television broadcast, but ZOOMING them by so fast, one can't determine a thing.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
this fulfills their legal obligation, but doesn't 'waste' valuable time!...whats' the fucking point!!??, why even bother?? (oh, thats' right!...the LAWYERS, the LAWYERS!!)
one has to find a DVD copy somewhere!, or be ready to slow the credits jet down QUICKLY! in order to absorb credit info.
the credits jet was preventing me from seeing who the electric dildo operator was!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
i took a speed reading course, but the credits jet still made 'short work' of me!!
i'm going to have to find out credit info. somewhere else, thanks to the credits jet!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2011
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