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divorce cold

absence of any heat whatsoever...makes your freezer seem like an oven!!

the cold, 'snap' of january 2010!! (2/3 of USA!! -like you californians, etc would know!!!)
he stepped outside only to get hit in the face with a handful of knives!!, it was divorce cold!!!

his hands were stiffening up, he couldn't turn the wrench, it was divorce cold.

she gave him a cold stare through thin pursed lips, it was divorce cold!!
by michael foolsley January 5, 2010
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treasures

sexual parts of a human for commerce or pleasure
her/his treasures were to die for
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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bicycle panic

a driver who is scared to get any closer to a bicyclist than about 10 feet
that white car is in a bicycle panic
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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mudice

or; mud ice ! some late winter early spring terrain (usually sloped/angled) having both the slippery characteristics

of BOTH ! , but unable to make up it's mind if it is mid , OR ice ! , and exhibiting the characteristics of BOTH !!
commonly found by an UNLUCKY/unwary human in temp. just above 32° , -stuff is TREACHEROUS !! , out to put a human DOWN !!
jim: what's wrong with your leg ?? aj: i slipped on some f**kng mudice, and sprained my KNEE !

my "party doll" took a tumble on some mudice, in a CAST now !!

gosh darned if she didn't just hurt herself on some mudice !
by michael foolsley March 20, 2023
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blinders

traffic; 6" 'stove pipes' put over metropolitan stop lights to prevent/control 'light jumping'. -taken from those seen over a horses' eyes to narrow his/her peripheral vision.
i can't tell when the lights' going to change, when i'm first in line, thanks to those fucking blinders!!

they can stick their blinders up their ASS!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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perfect wave

ultimate/divine anything
this phrase was born in bruce brown's 'endless summer' surfing movie about search for same. concept lends itself to nearly everything!
sonically, john the bass player was searching for the perfect wave
jill gave up on the perfect wave; and left with something adequate
by michael foolsley December 1, 2009
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sitting fat

riding the "gravy train", 'with the money tree', trust fund, 'golden child', magnetic personality, silky tongue, persuasive

money, or procuring of same; EASY!! -sitting, set-up like a fat rat!
before i got 'bumped', (out the door!, fired, 'terminated') i was sitting fat!

john was sitting fat, he knew he could get a 'taste' once that human got a 'whiff of money'!!

i was sitting FAT!, until they took my money away!!
by michael foolsley May 15, 2011
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