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trying to 'jump start' or 'awaken' a 'sleeping' gastrointestinal system. -this is usually more trouble than it is worth!, the 'system' usually responds with a 'sleeping drunk', FUCK YOU!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
one might as well load up the 'system' with dynamite (laxative/s) or, just GIVE THE FUCK UP! and wait until its' "flop-cutting time"!!
think i'll try to shit, i KNOW i'm full o' poison!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
one has to work hard!, to try to shit!
one doesn't try to shit, one HAS a shit!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the try to shit mug.hitting walls or barriers at every turn. -mere survival has become an incredible struggle. someone constantly in your way/face 'raining on your parade' -and they're STILL trying to take my 'gage' away!! -wish i was half as smart as all yo' all mo'-fucks!!
trying to get a job, they want me to pee in a cup! these are sure speed bump times!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
all the processing involved in these speed bump times is eating my ass up!!
first they took away my 'pie', (sex) then my 'eye' (sleep) now my fucking MONEY!! ...speed bump times!!!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the speed bump times mug.a phrase indicting 'free' movement of something, even if only temporary/brief. state of time/space where one encounters no barriers/'controlling factors' of any kind.
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
i really like the way 'let' sounds, as though one were going to 'let' some water out of a spigot! -sounds kind of like british english usage! (how can you not love that!! it sure sets ME 'ALIGHT'!!)
this chronic fucking let me off, i was circling venus!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
that bitch let me off! i was 'free' for several seconds!
they let me off work!, -now, time to CRACK SOMEONES' CROTCH!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
Get the let me off mug.when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders
listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley February 22, 2012
Get the listen down mug.take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the offload that bage mug.when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!
did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
Get the urban dictionary black hole mug.the string he left later transformed into a snail trail
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
the string of 'hot sauce' he discharged had its' tims on, ready for 'work'!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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