michael foolsley's definitions

no entertainment

scanning both "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AND cable, only to find nothing but ho-hum listings...

damn! , NO entertainment ! , might as well go out for a run!

PBS NOW (post covid) specializes in NO entertainment !

499 channels and NOTHING is on ! yeah, those police shows leave me cold! NO entertainment ! (and i DON'T want to buy a goddamn NEW CAR !!) i have a nice, "skin pastry bag" to sell THEM !!

by michael foolsley July 24, 2022

traction

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

lost her kite

visible tampon string on the nude beach

shes' lost her kite!

by michael foolsley January 14, 2010

vulgar boatmen

cigarette boat pilots with way too loud engines that scream by and swamp small boats. alcohol usually not to far away...

(automobile equivalent; see 'the thumping kind')

fuck, hang on here come the vulgar boatmen!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

drugsie

something to call your friend while passing muggles, etc -while holding breath, of course! choffed out in a half-whisper

something for you, drugsie?

you take, drugsie!

here com der drugs, drugsie!

look alive, drugsie!

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!

that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009