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clockbit

being 'worked over' by the clock! looking in the mirror and realizing you've aged ten years. -the etching and spiritual and physical corrosion of time
jill still had a perky butt, though she was a bit clockbit

have an old clock whose company went out of business, its' a bit clockbit!

the young girl thought the idea of clockbit was perforated!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
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ballpark me

a counter for the business strategy where the price remains hidden until the 'hook is set'. there IS a school which believes, "if you have to know the price you can't afford it"

this attitude strongly PISSES ME OFF!!, i am of the school which believes the product may not be worth the price to ME!!, despite what someone says, OR their sales approach!

it is very comforting to know the price when beginning any transaction! I HATE the clumsy human interaction of taking the 'bait' only to have to 'back out', because the item simply is not worth that much to me! -or maybe i don't have 'money to burn' that particular day!!!

-its' very nice to know if one can or cannot 'play in that league' or not!

car dealers in particular, LOVE to do this shit!!
the salesman wouldn't ballpark me, so i took a walk!

i asked for a ballpark price, but received a strange look!

the hot shit restaurant wouldn't post their fees outside, effectively non-ballparking people!
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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a-heavin'

throwing something -this is a direct quote from charles starkweather, serial killer: *nobody knowed better than to say nothing to me when i was A-HEAVIN' their goddamned garbage.* -What incredibly beautiful abstract, poetic symetry!! -simply rolls off the tongue!!
we was a-heavin' them bottles on the railroad track
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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thats not 'news'!

something for you to mutter after hearing the same fucking story the news media/s have 'glommed' on to ad nauseam!!

after hearing the same story over and over for a week+, you can mutter: thats not 'news'!
the news media won't give up on the story!, its' been two weeks...thats not 'news'!

like many of my definitions, 'the thumbs down clown' will probably not like: thats not 'news'!, either!!

lots of my (good) stuff gets rejected!...thats not 'news'!
by michael foolsley June 14, 2011
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plugs

tampons

a term i absorbed from univ. of md (balt.) nursing students circa:early 70s'
jen, do you have any plugs?, i'm all out!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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thank ya much

a business thank you. -time is money...no time for thank you very much!! said by business 'person' imagining money with wings on it.
mike foolsley the insurance man, said thank ya much! then left my house.
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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stomp it up

driving; accelerate! 'stomp' or 'punch' gas, GET FUCKING MOVING!! -bringing the foot down on the accelerator HARD!!
i was late to lynn's because of some grey hair's inability to stomp it up!

i was hustling to work late, decided to stomp it up; and got gotten by flametop!

the tractor trailer was forcing me to stomp it up!

he wouldn't stomp it up, which was pissing me off!!
by michael foolsley February 4, 2010
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