michael foolsley's definitions
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
Get the gommetmug. when i 'barked' orders my computer wouldn't get hopping, then went pale and and stank on me!
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
the marine D.I. barked orders, but his recruits wouldn't get hopping
duane wanted something done, but the people wouldn't get hopping...
by michael foolsley March 13, 2010
Get the get hoppingmug. big, heavy, low black shoes designed to be "sensible" and extremely unflattering!! (not exactly "my RED fuck me pumps"!)
when i saw the woman i was hitting on was wearing nun shoes, i INSTANTLY went limp!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
she put on her nun shoes specifically to help 'cool' me off!!
she was wearing 'lady domineer' (-R.CRUMB) brand nun shoes!!
by michael foolsley July 8, 2011
Get the nun shoesmug. the well scrubbed, perfect skin types, those with somewhat of a 'glow' emanating from their skin. usually women
she was so fresh faced and seemingly innocent, it would have been hard to imagine the grinding she was capable of administering!!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
even behind bars, her fresh faced look defied reality!
by michael foolsley January 14, 2010
Get the fresh facedmug. i'm going to sic the dogs on that bastard with the loud muffler!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
lets' sic the dogs on those teens 'socking it home' in the abandoned mcfoolsley property!!
lets' sic the dogs on those bastard 'pot' heads!!
by michael foolsley December 31, 2009
Get the sic the dogsmug. industrial clean-up after after supremly messy evacuation, what is done to your mama at the nursing home, what janitor or 'sanitation engineer' does...
ah blowed me a big flop, now i need custodial care!!
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
my poor dead, grandma needed a lot of custodial care
this dung is going to require custodial care
by michael foolsley November 29, 2009
Get the custodial caremug. "hook and loop" straps (note: the originals are known as "velcro")
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
these straps contain and manage cords, cables, ropes...e.t.c. , keeping them from catching on anything and everything,
or transforming themselves into a tangled mass! (or wrapping themselves around "the baby's" NECK !!)
the natural law is: when carrying ANYTHING (like a tv) the dangling cord will catch itself solidly on something, where one has to 'break stride' to get it free. this would NEVER happen in 5,000 tries at throwing the cord at the offending catch point! it ONLY catches when carrying something unsecured!
be right with you! , godda find a way to contain this cord! (response:) try this Jesus strap !
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
when setting up the PA, the previously attached Jesus straps saved my black ass !
what kind of idiot doesn't secure a cord ?? -Jesus straps your savior, infant!
by michael foolsley April 14, 2022
Get the Jesus strapsmug.