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concept of a human as fire('person') SUPREME!!
satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...
putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
satisfaction of ones' sexual/libidinal DEMANDS!!...
putting out 'flames' in ones orifice, (or 'representation' of same) possibly involving hydraulic hose...
the college boys were HELL-BENT to quaf their quim joys!!
she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!
billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!
the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
she strongly needed to have her quim joys quaffed!!
billy the kid was shot by sheriff pat garrett right after he quaffed his quim joys!!
the two 'mos quaffed their quim joys!
by michael foolsley October 30, 2011
Get the quaf their quim joys mug.the 'religion' that worships PETROLEUM and the internal combustion engine
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
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as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
as in orgasm, or extreme pleasure of the senses!!
extreme joy!!, possibly extending to ones' "prime parts"!!
that godiva chocolate will titillate your parts!
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
SEE if i can't titillate your parts!!
that special food item might titillate ones' parts!!
having a 'boner'/getting 'moist' over a NOUN
by michael foolsley November 1, 2011
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Get the human sieve mug.a fat person -i first heard slop tub from my poor, dead momma who was a kansan plains woman. -apparently pigs will eat any damn thing (including a turd) a slop tub is a big container into which basic garbage/food scraps are/is thrown.
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
Get the slop tub mug.filling a cavity with what it needs and desires and achieving satisfaction. -this can be used in place of real sex.
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
it is a discipline practiced by old people, fat people and other assorteds unable to get sex.
the concept of 'getting off' via the stomach. there is a 'folk' statement dealing with this concept, as related to the male
(sorry folks, my stupid mind's gone blank!)
man, that stuffed shrimp was pure stomach sex!
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
that chaw clit (chocolate) was stomach sex!
i can't get off but i'll settle for stomach sex.
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
'vat' a reference to to the larger sizes (ie: 'drum' or 'tub' ) of soft drink sold at the fast fooderies (ie: ultra gulp, e.t.c.)
and "SOP DING" , once heard stated by an asian guy new to english at a "sam and allen" (7-11) one night when my friends and i were in there while orbiting jupiter (EXTREMELY high !!)
the guy said: "no surpee onhwe SOP DING" ! we three looked at each other blankly, going HUH??; for some time!
finally, we figured it out! OH!, SOFT DRINK! fifty years later, we STILL say "sop ding" !
it was a "mental tattoo" / unforgettable moment !
i'm going down to the sam and allen to get me a vat o'sop ding
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
a vat o'sop ding will make you SLOPPY FAT !!
pull over sam! , ah need me a vat o'sop ding !!
vat o'sop ding was unappreciated the urban dicks! , i didn't take it personally !
by michael foolsley September 2, 2022
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