745 definitions by michael foolsley
dude! thats' pretty funny, you should try to get that in urban dictionary...i did, i got urban dictated!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
unable to focus on any one thing. forgetting what is 3" from your nose. not specific to old people.
unable to get the mind 'in gear'
unable to get the mind 'in gear'
i was gonna look up this word but my stupid mind went into mental neutral.
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
had sump'm i needed to do but now my minds' in mental neutral
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
cell phone *the precious telecommunication device many people CANNOT be without for two seconds!, -connected to their innermost soul* -talking about a MIGHTY IMPORTANT MAN/WOMAN here!!
gina called her soul phone jesus, because it was her savior!
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
he reached for his soul phone while pumping a lump!
he answered his soul phone while driving 80mph
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
that judy has GOT herself a butt!! -you: yeah! tough talking tocks!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
i seed me some tough talking tocks, and about shot some 'cream'!!
by michael foolsley May 7, 2011
male; SEX! ANY PORT IN A 'STORM'!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
the concept of a male 'creaming' just about anywhere! (broken glass, garbage bag, monica lewinsky)
if a male were to risk their entire reputation and integrity on a "quickie", it would be at least SOMEWHAT understandable; if they 'shopped' some "quality transportation"!!.
why look back down the road later and think about how you risked everything to 'hammer' some SKANK??!!
at least the kennedys could hardly be blamed for wanting to sample the treasures of marilyn monroe!! -what is this trend of 'hammering' anything that looks even remotely human?? one has to really wonder about the male!!
he had the sailor bill syndrome, and was pounding a hole in the side of a dumpster!!
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
the sailor bill syndrome had its' talons into the libido of the male...he was caught 'fucking' a 50 lb box of roofing nails.
by michael foolsley May 18, 2011
an actual medical term which is a politically correct? terminology for: wasting away -this is what old people and those with a terminal malady do.
john's gramma was suffering from failure to thrive
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
john caught 'the cancer' and it was responsible for his 'failure to thrive'
by michael foolsley December 24, 2009