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the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
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-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
-insulated in one's own little chamber, BAD MANNERS, AGGRESSION, and general human negative qualities often emerge !
petroleum! , the fuel that is KILLING the PLANET !!
john: got me a new stinkmobile ! ace: joined the petros, did you ??
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
petros: there's NO climate change ! it's all a bunch of "liberal" MALARKEY !!
i'm taking the 'B' line !! NOT man/woman enough to battle with those petros !! yeah! often, you DO need BRASS ovaries/balls !!
by michael foolsley February 15, 2023
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-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!
no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
my chariot is big enough to 'crack someones' crotch' in!!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
(these new cameras are gonna plug a lot of asses!!!)
this ass-sucker is pushing me...i'm going to have to lose his stupid ass!
this asshole is fucking pushing me
this asshole is fucking pushing me
by michael foolsley December 16, 2009
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-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
-most larger people do not get fat from eating heads of lettuce and radishes...
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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