michael foolsley's definitions

listen down

not pay any attention; ignore -reverse of LISTEN UP

when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down

i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders

listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down

by michael foolsley February 22, 2012

urban dictionary black hole

when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!

did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole

by michael foolsley July 13, 2011

offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)

i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

traction

good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!

(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!

pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!

she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

musical dialect

varieties of tribal expression, music being a universal language still has dialects only spoken by certain tribes
this should be considered by a 'music nazi'!!!!!

that death metal just isn't a musical dialect i speak

that slick nashville 'country' is an odd dialect

by michael foolsley November 24, 2009

folder

defecation -a 'def' that tries to exit the toilet bowl sideways, causing double thickness and extending the joy of its' visit for a second flush.

cut me a flop and tried to flush, but it was a fucking folder! i had to baby-sit it for another go-round!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

buttle singe

(butt hole singe) smell of a definite 'burning human' nature after a fart-lighting session...(burning buttle hair perhaps??)

dave rolled over saying "watch this!", he lit a fart and then was frantically patting at himself...he had burned his 'bum' and had the buttle singe!

wear 'pants' when lighting farts or get the 'buttle singe'!!!!!

by michael foolsley January 4, 2010