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christmas slave

baitfish for marketeers, addiction to the phony 'glory' that is christmas, infatuation with the gold-plated turd!
mrs. mcfoolsis is sure a christmas slave!

early in december, that bitch becomes a christmas slave and has george hopping!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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bodies and machines

a 'benefit' of overpopulation. one sometimes simply doesn't have the patience to deal...!
jane explained she'd rather have a quiet evening at home, she'd had about enough of bodies and machines........

the u.d. thumbs down clown will be SURE to 'thumbs-down'

my bodies and machines concept!!

i had a pretty good time, despite a surplus of bodies and machines..............
by michael foolsley December 7, 2011
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little friday

i'm hurtin', but a lot less; now that its' little friday!
by michael foolsley November 19, 2009
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testosterone jones

any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'

almost always a young/er male
look out, hold on to your hat here comes testosterone jones!!!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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i can't eat FIRE !

a comment to those "asbestos mouthed" folks that MUST have their coffee or "pie" ('za) 6000° !!
the skin in my mouth has THANKED me for stopping doing that shit , and having burned tissue in my mouth for DAYS!
aren't you going to eat your slices ?? (response:) i can't eat FIRE !
he chug-a-lugged his bucky-wuckie's coffee right down !! -whatever! , i can't eat FIRE !
by michael foolsley January 22, 2022
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rolling slows

a 'snail' driver, doing the "limit" or LESS! -GET FUCKING MOVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i was hot dogging over to jill's for a taste, but was late 'cause i was held hostage by the rolling slows!!!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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question man

the police! -could be question 'kind', question 'one/s' or question 'woman'

the local 'officials' invariably have a question (or questions) for one upon being detained/arrested/stopped for ANY reason! usually, the answer is already known!, ones' fate pre-determined. the 'slicker' talkers can sometimes actually manipulate this.
i was leaving foolsley's, and got hit by the question man re: my consumption of 'cohol. i explained that i was just the fucking dishwasher getting off work........

after the question ones peeled judy off the telephone pole, they had a quiz for her!

i took a roundabout way home to 'beat' the question man!
by michael foolsley August 16, 2010
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