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white soul food

MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT!,MEAT! maybe with some pizza thrown in, or eye-talian! meat prepared ANY style! -usually actual beast, not beast 'parts', as in 'soul food'
i stayed with some vegetarians, and couldn't wait to get me some white soul food!!
i was trying to go 'vegetarian' until i started 'jonesin' for some white soul food!
that bird seed and tofu just ain't make it, ah need me some white soul food.
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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lets' get some maw likka!

statement by questionably educated, alcoholic southern va. house painter. (never seen eating solid food!)

-useful for MANY inappropriate situations!!
pregnant pause: lets' get some maw likka!

how to handle a situation, what to do, which way to turn: lets' get some maw likka!

leaving AA meeting: lets' get some maw likka!
by michael foolsley November 9, 2011
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shelf life

(similar to one existing def.-but expanded!)

length of time of physical and/or sexual desirability in a human. a reference to body parts 'gone/going bad' due to lack of maintenance, genetics, and/or 'human chronological erosion'

-'goods' 'for sale', only at their 'prime' for a "limited" time!!

a sunny, optimistic, "good personality" (other skills?) MAY sometimes offset this!
that babes' shelf life is increasingly SHORT!

his beer gut is superseded by his million dollar payday, extending his shelf life.

the old fool imagined his shelf life hadn't expired 20 years previous...

the shelf life of that perky butt is questionable!!
by michael foolsley July 4, 2012
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just for good luck

something to say when you need an excuse for doing something
i'm going to drink another sixteen more beers just for good luck

WHY did you do THAT ?? just for good luck
by michael foolsley September 11, 2022
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health food law

the concept that foods which are good for you taste like cardboard (or poop)!! -while foods that are bad for you taste wonderful!!!! (usually animal products!!)
i wanted me a nice steak, but was married to a vegetarian and could only eat cardboard; thanks to the health food law!!
why is it that few foods satisfy like those that are detrimental to ones' health?
spice up some bird-seed,some tofu,it,be,beef!!
was visiting some vegetarians, but had to leave and get me a hamburger!!!
by michael foolsley December 19, 2009
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mess makers' dream

a 'supreme' or 'ultimate' appearing repository for the male to discharge genetic dispensation/s.

a mirage, or wild fantasy, something that can only exist in the imagination, and not be 'the truth'.
steve: thats' one fine mess makers' dream!

dave: yeah!, but its dumb as a sack of hammers!!

steve: my testicles can handle it!!
by michael foolsley August 30, 2010
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soft cursing

(BRITISH PERSON LANGUAGE SKILLS CHALLENGE!!)

a way to use street/gutter type terms, 'manipulated' in such a verbose (wordy) way they could be used in polite, 'christian' society! (or in church!)

i personally love to do this, and have been doing so for years...it gets a guaranteed huh? and often; a chuckle! a great way to 'de-crude', crude!!

real handy, in a 'holier-than-thou' (squeaky-clean) environment!!
steve used soft cursing to strongly encourage his co-worker to apply a vacuum to his rectum!! (i.e. suck/suckle my ass!!)

let me strongly urge you to depart and have sex with yourself!!

she suggested he go have 'relations' with himself

suckle my dual function drainage hose!!

the trooper had 'unnatural' sex with me!!
by michael foolsley June 20, 2011
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