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asbestos mouth

workman or other assorted 'macho man' who can drink white hot freshly poured coffee, immediately and not even wince!!
i was marveling at asbestos mouth as he chug-a-lugged his coffee right down, while mine was only half cooled!!

don't believe i'd try to beat one of those asbestos mouth guys in a coffee drinking contest!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the asbestos mouthmug.

flash paper

or 'flash'; -money, currency, tender, big-uns, etc!

flash paper is a type of paper used in the laboratory that goes 'up in smoke' very quickly, upon encountering certain chemicals or reactions. -very direct parallel to the fate of ones' money!
i was going to 'get funky' tonight, but now i ain' got no flash paper!!

the club bouncer quickly pocketed john's flash, and promptly let him in.

ace was fighting to come up with more flash paper!
by michael foolsley August 19, 2010
mugGet the flash papermug.

blow his nose

ejaculate -aka: 'blew' his nose
when he blew his nose, i about drowned

he took forever to blow his nose, but in the meantime, i got off!!
by michael foolsley December 23, 2009
mugGet the blow his nosemug.

in-flight motormouth

making the mistake of 'being too friendly' with ones' seat partner on an airplane flight, only to realize to your horror; the person is unable to SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

often, these are people with some kind of flying fear, their method of dealing is to talk incessantly!! IF the person is BORING (frequently the case!) it can drive one crazy! -one has to be out and out rude, to be allowed entry into ones' own personal world!

i use two methods for dealing: (1) headphones/ipod & (2) faking like i've fallen asleep! -books are good too, if you get 'into' the book immediately!! and act totally enraptured, which you CAN be, if you have the right book!
welcome to shit city! did you have a nice flight? fine, except for the in-flight motormouth!

an in-flight motormouth tortured me all the way to poop town!!

we experienced terrible turbulence which help distract my in-flight motor mouth!
by michael foolsley February 8, 2012
mugGet the in-flight motormouthmug.

shants

shants

too long for shorts, too short for pants ("clam diggers", "pedal pushers", "capri pants")
put on your ball cap backwards, while wearing your shants , and KNOW !! you are SUPER KOOL !! (NOT!)

that backward ball cap look along with shants , is the GOOFIEST !

i can't stand fabric bobbing around my knee! , i HATE shants !!
by michael foolsley May 1, 2022
mugGet the shantsmug.

you like it, it likes you!

statement on ancient 7-up bottle (the 7 oz guys) -funny thing...-thats just the relationship i have with my cannabis!!
you for a muggle bra? -fuckin' ay! you like it, it likes you!
by michael foolsley January 13, 2010
mugGet the you like it, it likes you!mug.

sport food

'food' that has little health value: chips, ice cream, candy, cheetos , "processed" meats , bread, e.t.c...
you want to stay for dinner? (response:) do you have any sport food ?

i had plenty of food, but no sport food !

jim: the "bulk" is after her thighs and ARMS! lauren, i've noticed ! , too much emphasis on sport food !
by michael foolsley May 3, 2023
mugGet the sport foodmug.

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