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the modern resurrection of jesus as a bottle (or many!) of cold, hoppy, SUDS!! -members of the church waste no time 'praying', cracking container after container...beer even superseding some of the more 'base' disciplines such as greed/avarice, and SEX!! -some disciples hold 'services' daily, twice daily, or continuously.
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
one never questions faith, as boredom is never an issue! if a problem arises, one simply cracks a beer!
dan was a deacon in the church of beer, lisa had a hard time interesting him in her 'goods'.
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
bob was high up in the ministry of the church of beer, his only worship needs were a chair and a container!!
the church of beer has millions of devout followers!!
by michael foolsley August 7, 2012
Get the church of beer mug.pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex.
turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop!
by michael foolsley November 18, 2009
Get the work mug.cut me a dump on my kitchen table, we sure do def where we eat
rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!
one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
rather drive my land yacht than look at no pelican or eat shrimp, lets' def where we eat!
one doesn't and shouldn't def where they eat
by michael foolsley May 22, 2010
Get the def where we eat mug.banishment of something, getting something quickly out of your sight (ie: guards!! take this vermin away!!)
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
a concept or article deemed unworthy and condemned to the real or imaginary porcelain vortex ('dump';'junk yard', 'landfill')
the urban dictionary dics toiletized my concept once again!
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
jan decided to toiletize the relationship
ace toiletized his body waste
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
Get the toiletized mug.buttocks that are primarily tight muscle, incorporating a snapping, crisp movement while walking. the snapping motion lends itself to fantasies of the sex act
she had a perky butt that was excruciating to watch!
a perky butt tends to command attention
how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
a perky butt tends to command attention
how criminal to observe departure of a perky butt
by michael foolsley March 11, 2010
Get the perky butt mug.the sad state of aging underwear when the 'elastic' goes 'bad', and the said 'pair' no longer caresses 'prime parts' effectively. 'the changing of the guard', the metamorphosis of underwear into its' afterlife as a RAG!!
i better toss these 'pants' into the rag bag!, this shit be sprung, jack!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
she told him to just cut off her 'pants'!, saying they were sprung anyway!
these 'pants' are sprung!, i throw them into the 'bage' can!
gone 'dump' these sprung 'pants' n' get me some new $20 a pair designer specials!!
he caught her/him wearing sprung 'pants'. and cut them off with his knife to gain entry to 'prime parts'!
by michael foolsley November 12, 2013
Get the sprung mug.knowledge of a potential or upcoming pee-test, -those whose money is 'on holiday', with the 'shakes' re: smoking 'boo' and being found "dirty"; consequently remaining 'poor'
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!
-little patience with 'clean-u-up' systems!
by michael foolsley December 5, 2009
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