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prepare for battle

get ready for work -(prepare for battle comes from an ancient video game called 'space fury')
hey dude, some more of this skonk? -no thanks, i've got to prepare for battle!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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urban dictionary black hole

when the 'showman' gets behind in processing definitions, backing up his/her/its' 'system'!, good, worthy definitions get 'lost' in the shuffle, possibly appearing in the next ice age, possibly NOT!! -no author knowledge of acceptance OR rejection!!
did you ever get boomer gone! into u.d.? no, its' still lost in the urban dictionary black hole

urban dictionary thumbs down clown missing out on a lot of 'good' definitions, lost in the urban dictionary black hole
by michael foolsley July 13, 2011
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listen down

not pay any attention; ignore -reverse of LISTEN UP
when the D.I. began 'barking' he became incensed at those who chose to listen down

i chose to listen down when that fat ass began shouting orders

listen up! screamed the businessman, his people chose to listen down
by michael foolsley February 22, 2012
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offload that bage

take out the trash -picturing a house, home, residence,etc; as a ship where you are throwing something overboard (enviro-correctly, of course!!)
i'd better offload that bage

better offload that old damn bage!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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financially secure

A BULLSHIT term most often found in the personal ads placed by insecure gold diggers!! this is a PARTICULARLY ignorant term, especially now; when everyone and his/her relatives are LOSING THEIR ASS!!

basically, a plea/expectation to be 'taken care of' for a prolonged period of time, in exchange for sexual favors. -not even the rich can GUARANTEE they are going to be "in the money" for ever and ever!!

'financially secure' actually is a good thing!, its' the same as the person saying: I'm an IDIOT!!, don't even bother answering this ad!! (-sign of a MASSIVE ego, re: looks personality, AND sex skills!!)
george answered the ad stating financially secure, being pretty sure he could run a scam good enough to CRACK THAT CROTCH!!

john had a large trust fund, but steered clear of the ads stating financially secure!

i saw financially secure in my toilet bowl after i relieved myself!!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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gettin' thick

the 'run-away' tendency of the human body to 'get thick', due to chronological erosion, "fatty' foods, and/or lack of exercise.
there never seems to be any end to how big the body will get if left 'unchecked'!
wheres' janiece? dunno...prob'ly off gettin' thick!

she ate a large pizza, chug-a-lugged a case of beer, turned on the t.v.; then sat down to get thick!

the elderly woman's arms were gettin' thick!

his guts were gettin' thick from all the beer.........
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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catered hot-tub party

pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party

snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
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