michael foolsley's definitions

smoke out the dogs

allowing a turd rider (tailgater) to pass you, become the 'point man', zoom out in front attract the police and get the speeding ticket!! (not specific to males!!)
create a diversion to force concealed 'officials' to break cover

i'm going to pull over and let this shit-ass smoke out the dogs

by michael foolsley December 16, 2009

rub job

(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.

(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........

A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!

the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job

the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl

i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!

mark did a rub job on judy's feet

by michael foolsley December 22, 2009

keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!

judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

cage time

prison, jail

john ended up doing cage time for smoking boo

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

visually undress

mentally disrobing someone nearby, imaging unclothed 'prime parts' -"there HAS to be some sweet stuff hiding under all those clothes"!!

john and sean began to visually undress the statuesque female strutting by

nearly 'juicing' over the spectrum, ron continued visually undressing the passer by

a nude beach trip totally derailed his/her tendency to visually undress

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010

pie in the window

prostitute displaying her wares

i was walking down the street in amsterdam, heard tap,tap,tap, turned and saw pie in the window

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

close encounter of the turd kind

experiences in a public bathroom, sitting next to someone 'deffing' in a loud manner! -general deffing experiences in public facilities

i had a close encounter of the turd kind at the airport 'bowls'

someone 'deffing' next to me provided a close encounter of the turd kind!

by michael foolsley January 10, 2010