pre-birth! -your first (subliminal) knowledge of the 'greatness of life', -before finding yourself in the hands of a gynecological nurse, awash in after-birth, all a-yowl!!...
for years i've been trying to find a way back to that catered hot-tub party
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
snapped to with a yowl!! after the catered hot-tub party!!
by michael foolsley October 31, 2011
Get the catered hot-tub partymug. good, dung cleaning power of cheap, rough toilet paper!
(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
(60grit sandpaper?) -no 'waste skating' from 'powder-puff' 'soft' "terlit' paper!!!
pat and smear that dung down!!, or get some good traction CLEANING!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
she'd bring her own 'lit' paper, hating the traction of mine!!
by michael foolsley June 01, 2011
Get the tractionmug. state of eye-rolling back bliss for the stomach upon eating some kind of food prepared in an extraordinary manner. this state can "pert near" smoke a sexual orgasm! of course, the taste buds do play somewhat of a part in this, as they partner with the stomach to administer the 'swoon'.
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
"The way to a man's (probably woman's, too!) heart is through the stomach!" -this "old wive tale" makes me go, huh?? to this day; but does hold a bit of truth when eating some magic food. -a whole lot safer and cleaner too, politically as well as health-wise than sex. -we old people 'get-off' via the stomach, seeing how sex is either unavailable and/or such a pandora's box!!
barry block parked the dump truck, got him a turd on a roll; n' had him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
celestina had some broccoli flavored tofu and had herself a gut orgasm
mike foolsley had him some dark chaw clit (chocolate) n' hadda him a gut orgasm!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the gut orgasmmug. ejaculate ! the CURSE of the male!, which serves as it's primary focus, damning the male to HELL!
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
not being published, jeff went off to 'touch himself' and move slop, with the help of NO ONE !
WHAT kind of "loving god" designs a creature which CONSTANTLY must move slop ??
"ungoverned sex" can help the "challenged" move slop
john had spent a lifetime "burning in hell" trying to move slop
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
he couldn't believe he/she was willing to help him move slop !
by michael foolsley May 28, 2022
Get the move slopmug. dissatisfaction with ones' own, or anothers mental performance. -suggestion that in this time of 'transplants', one could procure a new 'mind' somewhere, and make out a bit better!
when i closed the patient up, i left a saw inside; i'm going to have to get a new brain, or lay off the PCP!!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
-going to hit a yard sale and get me a new mind!
she needs to get a new brain!!
-this brain won't 'hop' when i bark orders, i need to get a new brain!
by michael foolsley February 06, 2010
Get the get a new brainmug. he couldn't breathe because he was challengically challenged
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
Get the challengically challengedmug. summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the crack or jokermug.