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yearn churn burn

the three phases of sex!

(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.

(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!

(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age

DNA commands one to yearn churn burn

yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!

the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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halo artist

person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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honing the knife

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'
judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
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beer ejack

when your beer suddenly decides to foam up and over the bottle top, -whether a fresh beer or not! (fresh having the most 'vigor'!)

-like the human version, one can never know EXACTLY at what moment this messy event is going to occur! if you're lucky, you can get your mouth over the bottle, before you get the 'pee'!! (-sometimes one can 'put this carbonation to work' (see action, my reaction!) for 'giggles'!)
eyeing beer suspiciously...one second! i think i'm in for a beer ejack!

my beer did a beer ejack, i had to hit the 'porcelain room' to

'mop up'!!

a salesman was in foolsley's selling beer ejack gloves!!
by michael foolsley February 26, 2010
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