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something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?
it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)
what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !
thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !
by michael foolsley November 19, 2021
Get the mask muffle mug.after THAT encounter, i had to change my sheets! , which were soiled by cream of the crotch!
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
i had to get a panty liner due to seepage of cream of the crotch!
cream of the crotch resulted in a rather large "wet spot" !
by michael foolsley March 17, 2022
Get the cream of the crotch mug.the political organization for people who have NEVER heard the terms:
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
"all that glitters is not gold"
"the little boy who cried wolf"
i'm ALWAYS looking for the TRUTH! , i joined fecaphiles for trump !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
like scat? and the "truth" ! , join FECAPHILES for TRUMP !!
by michael foolsley March 23, 2022
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Get the gone triangle mug.the 180° of: "are you shitting me ?" an reluctant understanding of possible self delusion ! (ie: me/you fooling myself/yourself. the feeling of 'joking' with oneself !
by michael foolsley October 21, 2021
Get the am i shitting me ? mug.a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
Get the well then DIE!, damn you! mug.golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!
you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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