Definitions by michael foolsley

make a mess 

co-mingling of body fluids, wet spot, etc

lets' make a mess!

make a mess by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

pumped up chump 

self-infatuation mentally and/or physically

daves' a nice guy for a pumped up chump!

pumped up chump by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

info mirage 

when electronic information disappears before one can absorb it.

especially bothersome when it carries some of the more 'salient' info: ie: 'rapist stinks on self in browntown'

-huh!? what the F**K!

-shit! info mirage! i'm going to have to wait for it to come around again.

info mirage by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

stink on 

confusing someone with a toilet, not treat them nice

bobs a nice guy, but judy is going to stink on him

the i.r.s. stank on me

i hate being stunk upon

stink on by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

new jesus 

new boyfriend, co-worker, boss, assorted "little lord fauntleroy" trumped up, and pumped up as the new saviour!

here comes judy with her brand new jesus!

steve mcfoolsis is going to turn this office around, hes' going to be the new jesus!

new jesus by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

commuter claw

arm bent in permanent 'c' shape from constant holding of cell phone to ear, ie: medical condition

there are a lot of cases of that commuter claw beginning to appear...

commuter claw by michael foolsley November 19, 2009

DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! 

-words used by the female lucky enough to be in the throes of orgasm. -another of life's more blissful moments. what sane person would want to stop?

unh, squish, unh, squish, unh, squish, DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!!

DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP! by michael foolsley November 19, 2009