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honing the knife

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'
judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
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scary quiet

not hearing expected 'normal' noise from a situation.

NOTHING scares parents more than when they don't hear any noise emanating from wherever their punk offspring are 'playing'. they'll be up in a 'heartbeat' to check, upon hearing too much quiet!!

mysterious lack of usual 'normal' sonic pollution
its' scary quiet today! my townhouse neighbor the heavy metal drummer that drives the over-powered land yacht must not be around!!

it was scary quiet in the jones' play room, the industrial production agent went in to check!

it was scary quiet until the drunken "rednecks" showed up and began loudly pontificating!!
by michael foolsley October 27, 2012
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slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !
i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !
by michael foolsley March 16, 2024
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colloquial sibling

'dump' and 'load' are 'relatives' so, if i have to ejaculate, i could most certainly 'have a dump'!; just as i could 'leave my load by the side of the road'

-my friend loves to say "take a dump in her orifice!" -i find it fascinating that 'dump' rules in the world of shit; while 'load' is the supreme potentate of the spermatozoa world!!?? -perhaps 'load' has 2MM more connotations to liquid than 'dump' does??

-and while we're at it...why is a 'suck' called a 'blow'? -NEVERMIND!!, lets' get the 'skonk' out!!!
ty used a colloquial sibling and ended up 'jiving some minds"!

if daily existence is a 'word game' anyway, then let me have some colloquial sibling fun...
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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alco-load

excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!

alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
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vocal recoil

having a problem appreciating someones' singing or speaking voice
i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!

her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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christ's crappin' crotch

expression of frustration and gentle undeification of the deity
christ's crappin' crotch! not published again!
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
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