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response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
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(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 1, 2010
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it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 2, 2010
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Get the traveled to rio mug.a statement useful for anti-vaxxers. it was stated by a S.E. Kansas physician (1930's?) related to me by my dead momma
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
physician prescribed a huge pill for a patient, and the exchange went as follows:
patient: "that's HORSE MEDICINE doc !!" doctor: well then DIE!, damn you!
as a child (1950's) several nasty diseases were ravaging the population, we were CONSTANTLY being vaxxed !!(pincushions?) NOBODY had ANY "freedumb" 'tears' about it! (they WERE "mandates"!!) interestingly, these diseases
(smallpox, polio, TB, e.t.c.) were 'stomped down' !! and 'emasculated'
as regards to modern times, i say to all anti-vaxxers: well then DIE!, damn you!"
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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