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I.A. supreme

the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !

my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
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transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
those skin vultures are very often latino.
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
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shake your money maker

creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"

after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!

the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
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stinkum

perfume,body lotion, body scents of any kind, very often applied way too heavily, (male OR female!)
that bitch had on so much stinkum, i all but gagged

that dude on the bus, had on so much stinkum, it was almost pukin' time!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
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