745 definitions by michael foolsley
a never to occur scenario...a "sipping liquor" meant to be tongue savored!!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
in the immortal words of wisdom of a good friend; "one does not chug cognac" !!
you can chug beer, but one does not chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
he RAN out the door!, not walked!!; when she began to chug cognac!!
by michael foolsley April 13, 2011
"crude" def. = "DICK and BALLS !!"
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
skin pastry bag ANOTHER phrase useful in the most, prudish, "stiff" circles for: SUCK MY COCK !!
people CONSTANTLY trying to "sell" me something (U.S.) it's MY turn ! , i have a NICE, skin pastry bag to sell THEM !
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
buy a NEW CAR ? ("car dealer tv") I have something for sale ! , a NICE, skin pastry bag !!
have a go at my skin pastry bag !!
by michael foolsley April 18, 2022
non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
by michael foolsley October 25, 2017
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009