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joe undid her front closure "braw" and got glorious !!
they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!
jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!
they left the bluntsmans' with a delicious bag of 'skonk', went home and got glorious!
jeff got 'merged' in his car, then went to haulover beach and got glorious!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
Get the got glorious mug.person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the halo artist mug.the three phases of sex!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
Get the yearn churn burn mug.deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the contract warp mug.those with extremely little imagination that label the more imaginative as "retarded" (ie: mentally "challenged" **('politically correct!')
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
we knew them as the "straight people" when i was a young, budding "hop head"(1969) they were the folks who were scared "shitless" of smoking that old bad "BOO" (marijuana)
if you DARED to be an imaginative, or 'artful' kind of thinker, the stiff's were QUICK to let you know you were "not of my kind" and didn't belong !! often, they were rabid religion embracers! (TRUE god = MONEY!!) nowadays, i like to think of THEM as the "slows" !
jane "cut" a HUGE belch! , and the stiffs looked at her like she was from MARS ! , we all split our sides laughing !!
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
it was always fun to annoy the stiffs wherever we were ! , SO easy! , and such a big YUK !!
we put a cigarette load in one of the stiffs sticks! , WHAT a laugh riot THAT was !
by michael foolsley January 5, 2022
Get the stiffs mug.shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!
mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
Get the addictive personality shift syndrome mug.he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!
by michael foolsley December 21, 2009
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