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male masturbation -the parallel of striking a match against a rough surface to get a flame.
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
i just thought of this concept and remain totally puzzled why a brit hadn't thought of it??? -whats up witchoo guys??, thought you guys invented the language!? (just 'screwing' with you!!!)
joe couldn't get a 'taste' so he was forced to 'strike off'
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
there was no one to help john out, so he ended up striking off!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the strike off mug.lighten ones' load (ie: multi-propeller airplane reducing 'drag' with bad engine, by turning propeller sideways)
i'm going to feather my props and ditch that bitch
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
i'm going to feather my props and dump this greedy land yacht
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the feather my props mug.that ho-hum looking redhead hooked duane with her large chest, duane was a mammarian follower!!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
if it had a large chest, steve would be hooked!, he was a mammarian follower...!
by michael foolsley February 11, 2010
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Get the fuck the rolls mug.excessive consumption of alcohol, near the point where the body nearly cannot process the alcohol, 'sloppy drunk' (similar to carbo load)
the frat rats were scared of that bad old 'boo', their plan/s was/were to alco-load!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
alco-loading and alcohol was my friend's jesus!
by michael foolsley October 23, 2010
Get the alco-load mug.i really like the mike foolsley band, but that guys' voice puts me in vocal recoil!!
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
her bedroom voice was repellent, and put i in vocal recoil
by michael foolsley February 20, 2011
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