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grey hair bomber

what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!
hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
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benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'
that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity
that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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trails

hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!
i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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defecation wand

rigid stick or prod used to minimize a "lincoln log" so it will more easily depart in a toilet
shit! this lumps' more than a mouthful for baby!, i'm gonna need my defecation wand!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
those skin vultures are very often latino.
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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