the three phases of sex!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.
(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!
(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
DNA commands one to yearn churn burn
yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!
the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
Get the yearn churn burnmug. person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
Get the halo artistmug. response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!
yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!
by michael foolsley December 14, 2009
Get the frequent flyer miles to hellmug. by michael foolsley November 25, 2009
Get the traveled to riomug. i saw his harley and got moist
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
i saw those new mcfoolsley guitars and got moist!
the bluntsman's new inventory made me get moist!
rosanna's stiff nipples and butt length magnificent hair, got me moist!
by michael foolsley March 01, 2010
Get the get moistmug. problem free passage of time with other humans!; on an airplane, "on drugs", at a meeting, being married, etc! -this is an exceptionally rare and precious happenstance!! (usually one human or another invariably contributes some 'stink' to the situation.)
it was a turbulence free cruise, everyone was on a wave of 'self-enchantment'
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
even john enjoyed himself! it was a turbulence free cruise
as the airplane shook violently, all on board were having a turbulence free cruise!
by michael foolsley January 02, 2010
Get the turbulence free cruisemug. deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
Get the contract warpmug.