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saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!
she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
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friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
Get the transit garble mug.the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
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Get the defecation wand mug.a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
Get the little boy who cried wolf mug.prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
Get the appropriately touched mug.creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
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