michael foolsley's definitions

whos' your travel agent?

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something

guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

dirt boo

terrible marijuana that has little taste or tastes like dirt!

really bad weed!

-don't EVEN feed me any more of that dirt boo,dude!

by michael foolsley November 22, 2009

unripe or spoiled

heard on prepackaged fruit commercial -can be used for deteriorating human parts, body parts 'going bad'

she looked in a mirror and was hoping she wasn't unripe or spoiled!

spending time in the gym helped keep him from getting unripe or spoiled

by michael foolsley March 13, 2010

frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

honing the knife

exercising to scare off 'bulk', ie: keep the 'edge on the knife', raise ones' 'bargaining power'

judy was out honing the knife for her general well being and of course; to perhaps attract customers!!

by michael foolsley November 26, 2009

addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another

shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!

by michael foolsley May 24, 2011

human chronological erosion

chronologically induced etching away of physical attributes, skills and mental capacities.

he once was a super-athlete, but now can't even lift the ball due to human chronological erosion

she once did twenty-five guys in one night, but now the fellows gag or are horrified, thanks to human chronological erosion!

by michael foolsley December 21, 2009