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sock hole shift

switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)

sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
john had a toe poking through a sock hole, time to sock hole shift; he thought!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the sock hole shiftmug.

skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
those skin vultures are very often latino.
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the skin vulturemug.

busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the busy day doing nothingmug.

got the goods

physical attributes of a human-

well built, well maintained human with parts that defy all reality. usually the most transitory of states
damn, that bitch has GOT THE GOODS!

i saw this guy at the gym who has GOT THE GOODS!

he HAS to be gay!
by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
mugGet the got the goodsmug.

set myself alight

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
mugGet the set myself alightmug.

whole lot of healing

setting down with a nice bag of 'product', or other kind of 'healing' joy! -preparing for the 'pain/s' to melt away!!
after performing major brain surgery, dr mcdreamy sat down to 'unwind' with a brand new bag of 'skonk', -'whole lot of healing' he mumbled to himself!!

judy's crotch was a whole lot of healing for matt
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
mugGet the whole lot of healingmug.

whos' your travel agent?

who did you get the 'drugs' from? (or not)

used when one is acting crazy, irrational (used by jack webb on drug 'dragnet' (blue boy?) 1967)

a suggestion that one might be "tripping" or high on something
guy going 'wild': whos' your travel agent?

woman seriously pms-ing: whos' your travel agent?

snide remark by 'straight', 'case-hardened' conservative:

whos' your travel agent?
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the whos' your travel agent?mug.

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