745 definitions by michael foolsley
hippie+hillbilly
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
a 'redneck' who has smoked cannabis, and possibly imbibed other intoxicants of the hallucinogenic type, while still retaining strong elements the hillbilly discipline, (i.e. industrial alcoholing, hunting, guns, nascar, indiscriminate sex/ fighting, homophobia, hating of 'liberals', and general right wing posturing) -inability to perceive the whole 'picture', the REAL truth, and/or see the forest for the trees! ignorance of the 'liberals' being as stupid as the 'conservatives'...
all the construction site, guys that long ago gave folks a problem for having long hair; are now all hippybilly boys!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
those hippybilly boys at foolsleys, won't hesitate to get into a 'duke-out' over the most feeble of situations!
some hippybilly boys were verbalizing loudly and crudely, when they saw my wifes butt as she walked!
a little knowledge is a dangerous thing for a hippybilly boy!
some of the country 'stars' are little more than hippybilly boys!!
by michael foolsley October 13, 2013
establishment of a working 'pace' at a job, usually performing boring repetitive tasks that can be done in ones' sleep!! one can simply 'tune out', while still perfectly performing the job. you show up a eight, go into your 'trance', look up; and the clock reads 4:30p!
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
a job with different tasks or more variety requires more concentration, i.e. 'work' or disruption of ones' mental 'rhythm'
this theory could be PART of a job granting one a PERIOD of repetition OR; the entire day of repetitive task/s.
this idea could be experienced in assembly line type jobs, or jobs which entail tasks that always remain pretty much the same.
got a new job! its' going to be a while before i 'learn the job' and get back my worker's rhythm!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
mike foolsley dumped a whole pile of new orders on my desk, completely different then last week, disrupting my worker's rhythm!!
working this job is no problem! i've been doing it so long, i just go into a worker's rhythm TRANCE!
by michael foolsley September 8, 2012
non-cable television, (or "broadcast" ) named car dealer tv, because the car dealers are the MAIN advertisers, and probably responsible for 3/4s of the advert revenue the 'big 4' networks take in. (their ads NOTORIOUSLY SUCK !!) although, now these ads are beginning to 'seep' into cable tv.
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
there once was a big cable 'push' as re: to ad-free tv, to 'sell' cable, whatever happened to that ?? (executive bill : theeeres' MONEY IN IT !! (sniffing the air)
...soon, these car dealers will be suggesting people buy people CARS for christmas !! now, WHAT is wrong with THAT picture ?? WHERE is all this money supposed to come from ?? -lets' all stink up the air with our NEW LAND YACHTS !!
sam: whos' your cable company ? leo: i don't keep cable, only car dealer tv !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
car dealer tv SUCKS ASS, !!...jack: i don't watch tv...
i was watching car dealer tv , when u.d. 'bumped' my definition...
have to rapidly hit my mute button on car dealer tv, the rabid car dealers' audio, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
by michael foolsley October 25, 2017
a nail that splits or separates, catching on anything/everything ESPECIALLY POLYESTER!! if you aren't close to a nail clipper, this 'barb' will torture you for all eternity until you can 'chaw' it off; or find some kind of tool that will 'fix' it up!
me gonna sucker-punch this nail barb!!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
this nail barb is about pissing me off!
this nail barb caught-on and ripped a hole in my vag-hair sweater!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
by michael foolsley November 24, 2009
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
(1) cleaning -removing the funky film found on the surface of everything in the known universe!!, accomplished by repeated rubbing with some cleaner/s and/or abrasive.
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
(2) sex and pain relief -achieving satisfaction of one kind or another via rubbing; ie: rubbing ones' cock, clitoris, tits, back, feet, head, tubing...on and on...........
A RUB JOB IS ALWAYS CYCLICAL!! AND PRETTY MUCH IS WITH ONE FROM CRADLE TO GRAVE!!!
the college boy longed to give those pert tits a rub job
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
the charwoman did a rub job on king foolsley's toilet bowl
i did a rub job on my crank, till i had a geyser!
mark did a rub job on judy's feet
by michael foolsley December 22, 2009