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someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!
by michael foolsley December 8, 2009
Get the grocery store ghost mug.the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the skin vulture mug.industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the busy day doing nothing mug.prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
Get the appropriately touched mug.creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
Get the shake your money maker mug.deviation from a marriage 'contract'...upon getting 'married-up'; the wife (or husband!) refuses to "put-out". -the 'shut-down' partner then seeks 'solace' outside the marriage. -upon discovery of the 'sin', the offending party becomes 'the devil'
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
usually the offending party is the self-immolating male, most of the women of the human species actually seem to be able to 'make-it' without sex!!??. (rumor has it, SOME women actually LIKE sex!!??)
when not following through on the "for better or worse" pledge, the party not fulfilling their 'obligation/s'; pretty much deserve what they get!! -while 'putting out' is not a fidelity guarantee, it certainly does lend itself to same!!
he was pumping every 'pelt' in town, because of contract warp!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
contract warp had her grinding the 'poison' out of some strange!
layla helped 'soothe' kate's hell-burn of contract warp!!
by michael foolsley November 13, 2011
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