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transit garble

on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble

good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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skin fever

malady experienced during winter, up until spring; when bodies are "bundled up" in fabric/s.
saw my first halter top today, so nice to lose the skin fever!

jeb's skin fever quickly melted away, upon arrival at the nude beach!!

she was baring "prime parts" and celebrating departure of the skin fever!!
by michael foolsley May 20, 2011
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addictive personality shift syndrome

those who replace one addictive, excessive behavior with another
shannon quit cigarettes, but discovered food!, she used to look firecracker hot; but now has gained 100lbs!!

dan quit the 'hootch', 'gage', and drugs, but became a 'rabid dog' for JESUS!! due to addictive personality shift syndrome!

mike foolsley used to be an industrial 'foodie', now spends four~five hours daily in the gym!!
by michael foolsley May 24, 2011
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porcelain vortex

i thought you were going to jane's? -naw, that went down the porcelain vortex!
ain't got no job, it got gotten by the porcelain vortex
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
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measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity
that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!
by michael foolsley February 1, 2010
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trails

hallucinogenics -a visual 'trail' of a moving object commonly experienced with LSD. trails and body 'rushes' are some of the more interesting asides of the experience/s!!
i see the international space station, but i'm seeing trails from it!! -damn, bro! GOOD SHIT!

he moved his arm and i saw trails...

couldn't play guitar till i stopped 'peaking', i was still seeing trails!
by michael foolsley February 12, 2010
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benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'
that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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