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inner psychiatrist

when at the therapists', invariably the doctor has a patient 'locking horns' with whatever the "patient's" malady is, ie: fear of flying- go flying, fear of people- seek out people, fear of heights- go up a big tower, etc...

one is basically charged $150 an hour to get 'kissy-face' with their fear/s, so; why not just save the money and call on ones' 'inner psychiatrist' to handle this? so much cheaper, and definitely the truth!!
john wanted to meet women, but had to call upon his inner psychiatrist to get himself where the 'birds' were

judy's inner psychiatrist told her her fear of spiders was stupid, as she held a tarantula in her hand.

jaydine sucked it up and learned to like butt fucking, thanks to an 'inner psychiatrist'

joy was taught her body was dirty by the church...her inner psychiatrist sent her to the nude beach!
by michael foolsley July 7, 2010
mugGet the inner psychiatristmug.

energy center

she granted him a crack at her energy center, then promptly made a mess out of him!
he was churning and burning in her energy center
by michael foolsley December 11, 2009
mugGet the energy centermug.

pump a plump lump

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister
i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the pump a plump lumpmug.

helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!
julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!
by michael foolsley December 13, 2010
mugGet the helmet or pixiemug.

cobra and the mongoose

opposite or contrasting point/s of view
dem liberals and conservatives be like de cobra and the mongoose brah!!! -those two are like the cobra and the mongoose!
by michael foolsley November 30, 2009
mugGet the cobra and the mongoosemug.

grey hair bomber

what al-qaeda will turn to...using old people (fat chance!) wearing a diaper with a 'load'! -the old people there don't seem to be too useful for this function! only the particularly rabid young zealous types!
hey joe! think we got a grey hair bomber over here! his diapers' packing a load!!!
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
mugGet the grey hair bombermug.

benefactress

female aware of, and willing to administer aid to the needs of a creature in 'pain'
that tall blonde party doll will hopefully be my benefactress

megan ended up way more than just my benefactress!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
mugGet the benefactressmug.

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