michael foolsley's definitions

measurable lot

something greater than or less than -a quantity having more or less than a zero capacity

that lauren certainly has got a measurable lot!!

hey bill, whats' hap nun? -not a measurable lot!!

by michael foolsley February 1, 2010

busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.

usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011

skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj

those skin vultures are very often latino.

by michael foolsley November 23, 2009

appropriately touched

prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!

the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!

in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!

being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!

she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!

by michael foolsley August 4, 2011

shake your money maker

creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA

he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"

after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!

the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!

by michael foolsley November 16, 2011

lead in the head

suicide by firearm

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!

by michael foolsley December 2, 2009

well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs

john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!

by michael foolsley November 28, 2009