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summertime game- approaching a human by whatever means, (car, bike, cycle, etc) seeing a scantily clad exerciser and trying to determine the sex (handicaps for bad eyesight!!) ie: crack or joker??
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the crack or joker mug.hes' got a trust fund, he can tap that oasis and buy all the pie he can fuck or eat! -i've got hustlers a-hustle tryin' to tap my oasis!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the oasis mug.fired, terminated, 'let-go', layed-off, R.I.F., OUT THE DOOR!!...
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
-largely acquiring the "shitty end of the stick", in about ANY situation...-(see other defs)
bumped works particularly well for the 'work' environment!!
mcfoolsley co. bumped the stupid hippie they suspected of stealing from them!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
Madeline bumped big ed from her crotch
working like a slave, i eventually was bumped out the door...
u.d. bumped this definition from the realm of publish acceptability!
you're not working mac? (mac:) those ass-sucks BUMPED me!!
by michael foolsley October 24, 2011
Get the bumped mug.dave's heads-over-heels for that sparkly blonde newscastress...yeah? shes' awfully equine faced!!
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
john didn't mind an equine faced 'babe' if there was a chance of him getting the 'poison' ground out of him.
by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the equine faced mug.another way of saying 'go fuck yourself' while indicating the individual might be 'making you sick' as well!!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
Get the drink my puke mug.the WORST and MOST SEVERE case of "irritated asshole" from messily defecating (or NOT) in a situation where no water is available
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
("the" construction site, and/or misc. remote locations) the buttocks serving as a "mill wheel grinding" during prolonged walking...perhaps more specific to "tight tocks" than a big, sloppy butt!
ah "cut me a flop" but couldn't 'clean up' properly !.... "god's will" was to administer a case of I.A. supreme !
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
my "buttle" was INFLAMED with I.A. supreme
by michael foolsley September 15, 2022
Get the I.A. supreme mug.on public transportation, the PA announcements one can NEVER understand, due to noise, distortion, and/or poor design!
friend: whut'd he say ?. answer: NO IDEA !! , i don't speak transit garble
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
good thing for the secondary video/visual postings ! , i almost missed my train! , i don't speak transit garble !
by michael foolsley August 25, 2023
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