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little boy who cried wolf

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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busy day doing nothing

industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!

doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
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skin vulture

the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
those skin vultures are very often latino.
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
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yearn churn burn

the three phases of sex!

(1) YEARNING- absorbing knowledge of a human from whatever means, physical plane; e.t.c., and being tortured by visions of the sexual potential exuded by same.

(2) CHURNING- passing all testing, negotiation/s and processing, being given the 'green light'; and actually up and in someone's 'prime parts', in gear and actuating, grinding each other to oblivion!

(3) BURNING- the first indication control systems, now on auto-pilot are beginning to fail, and navigation is becoming clouded with sun-spots! a clue that the wax is about to burn off ones' wings, not unlike Icarus and Daedalus. the collection of all final mental samples of trans-fluidity before zooming into the center of the sun!
yearn churn burn had me held hostage at an early age

DNA commands one to yearn churn burn

yearn churn burn gave him a break after the lobotomy!

the teen was stuck yearning of churning and burning in hell
by michael foolsley August 18, 2010
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halo artist

person who 'shits on the seat' (latino?) in a construction site portable toilet. -these individuals are HATED!! with a white hot fury!!
had to cut me a flop, but a halo artist had 'decorated' the seat first.
had to find another bowl, a halo artist had just beat me there!
by michael foolsley December 10, 2009
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lead in the head

after seeing his mother in the nursing home, lead in the head was looking better and better to john.

a little lead in the head! , -thats' the ticket!!
by michael foolsley December 2, 2009
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well, FUCK YOU!

reaction to non-acceptance or rejection of ones' completely valid idea or concept while accepting a lesser concept/idea!
back to 'drawing board' with tail between legs
john submitted his dick and balls to someones' mouth but it was deem unacceptable...-well, FUCK YOU!!!
by michael foolsley November 28, 2009
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