michael foolsley's definitions
child rearing ! , parenthood
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
EASY to "pop shot" and churn out BODIES! , BODIES! , BODIES! , BUT a VERY valid question remains !
WHO is gong to shepherd the punk ??
steve works 12 hours a day and laura is ETERNALLY at "the office"...(response:) who's going to shepherd the punk ??
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
when you are hustling for all that money, who's going to shepherd the punk !
go ahead ! , get "preggers" !! , the "cat lick" church will shepherd the punk !!
by michael foolsley November 25, 2021
Get the shepherd the punkmug. observation of a reasonably statuesque human 'hotfooting' (jogging,running) during an outing, assessing their 'treasures' and salivating
by michael foolsley November 26, 2009
Get the holiday treatmug. bad attitude!!; someone appearing 'mad all the time'
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
(used by warren beatty in the film, 'mccabe and mrs. miller')
THAT "little jesus" has DEFINITELY got a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
jeffs' new rottweiler has got a turd in his pocket
the police officer had a turd in his pocket!
by michael foolsley June 29, 2011
Get the turd in his pocketmug. prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
Get the appropriately touchedmug. creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
Get the shake your money makermug. industrial usage of leisure time, doing nothing with vigor!
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
extreme laziness!!
doing nothing that will improve ones' lot in any way, financially or strategically.
usually, i would have to rush off to "prepare for battle" (get ready for work) -now i'm going to have a busy day doing nothing!!
by michael foolsley June 1, 2011
Get the busy day doing nothingmug. the clothed individuals who 'case' a nude beach for an 'eyeful' but never remove their own gear. seen occasionally at gunnison beach, nj
by michael foolsley November 23, 2009
Get the skin vulturemug.