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TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW!! (for the texting lions and lionesses) a texting response to someones' 'same old song', expressing boredom (YAWN!!) with someones repetitive and/or boring prattle, you've heard ten thousand times before!!
texting: babble, babble babble...-T.M.S.I.D.K.
that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.
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that 'bird' is SO excruciatingly FINE!! -T.M.S.I.D.K.
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by michael foolsley September 5, 2013
Get the T.M.S.I.D.K. mug.a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!
the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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Get the defecation wand mug.creating sexual attraction; tension, -the concept of using ones' "prime parts" to potentially, temporarily, permanently 'lock' a 'financier', (or otherwise "financially secure" 'ballistician'/infantryman') into 'floating' ones' monetary existence. -sometimes accomplished by evolving into a 'production facility', 'processing' the DNA
he encouraged the titty dancer to "shake your money maker"
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
after he saw her shake her money maker, she got the mine; but he got the shaft!!
the biker was a 'gone goose' after he witnessed her shake her money maker!
by michael foolsley November 16, 2011
Get the shake your money maker mug.prelude to wanted/desired sex! -on the TV news there exists a notion of "inappropriate touch", -this largely translates to: 'GET LOST YA FUCKIN' CREEP'!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
the 'dream' of being 'greenlit' for sex, remains a 'magical moment' for a human of any point of departure!!
in the pick-up bar, janine was appropriately touched! she COULDN'T WAIT to 'GET OFF'!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
being appropriately touched, he fantasized over some 'space travel'!!
she touched him appropriately, he "shot off" accordingly!!
by michael foolsley August 4, 2011
Get the appropriately touched mug.switching sock with a hole to the other foot, where it will be in a different spot. in 'ancient' times socks would be 'darned', sewn and/or repaired. now that we have a 'disposable' society, one simply throws the offending sock in the "gobbige" can. (or rag bag!)
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
sock hole shift accomplishes only the delay of this process. of course, if a hole actually comes around, it usually isn't long before the heel goes too...
by michael foolsley January 8, 2010
Get the sock hole shift mug.golf partner of the "fiery furnace" !! (where you 'burn' for ALL ETERNITY !! correct me if i'm wrong, but doesn't fire CONSUME things ??) i assume in the frosty freezer , one wouldn't be 'consumed' from hypothermia, one would just be COLD all the time! -perhaps "de debbil" also manufactures the truth, like the "teflon don" !!
you don't BELIEVE ?? you're going straight to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
those lesbians sent john to the frosty freezer !!
by michael foolsley March 7, 2022
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