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Definitions by michael foolsley

fantasy box

dude, i saw this bitch on the fantasy box, nobody can look that good...

-probably an android dude!
fantasy box by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

bad dung 

extremely messy, greasy, defecation

(post fried chicken?) that requires massive clean up and almost qualifies for a hazmat visit. gobs of "terlit" paper required, or a shower/bidet preferably the later. -unless you have the misfortune of being at work.
damn, i'm late and just blew a bad dung!
bad dung by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

grease release 

defecation

-of the extremely messy, viscous variety. resists any but major cleaning attempts, laughs at toilet paper
damn, out of time and i've dunged a grease release!
grease release by michael foolsley November 20, 2009
i'm going to let loose in that capper stall

don't park in that capper spot
capper by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

burning in hell

the male predicament

the 'urge'; pouring gasoline on the desire/s of the male, particularly when seen as transparent by the desired would-be sexual partner.

a state largely not understood by the female. -a state of mental spontaneous combustion, ie: burning from the inside.
i know john was burning in hell after he got to feel THOSE tits!
burning in hell by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

party doll 

young woman capable of spontaneous celebration!, -preparation and appointment rarely needed.

a rare and wonderful species, these stellar attributes usually 'wash away' with the ticking of the 'biological" clock. -one usually doesn't have to wait for the party doll.

party dolls are usually quick to 'grind the poison' out of a fellow in 'pain'.
jane will want to go, shes' a true party doll!
party doll by michael foolsley November 20, 2009

nirvanic moment

the moment when a male KNOWS beyond any shadow of a doubt, hes' going to get sex!
a nirvanic moment is probably one the males' most blissful moments!!
nirvanic moment by michael foolsley November 19, 2009