2 definitions by miaisbored

pempang

1. A stereotypical Filipina.

2. A FOB.

Yo momma's so pempang, she named you RJ and your brothers JJ and AJ.

Yo momma's so pempang, when she calls you, she calls the names of all your siblings first.

by miaisbored December 26, 2011

T-Rex

A man with freakishly humongous muscles and tiny forearms.

That T-Rex hasn't heard of curls!

by miaisbored November 8, 2010