poop hammer

poop hammer; one who prefers vigorous anal entry over all others

"melissa likes getting her stool pushed in, she's such a fucking poop hammer"

by metro anthony November 03, 2005

whiskey tooth

a phrase used to describe someone having incredibly bad oral hygeine and major tooth decay and/or loss, usually from drinking fuckloads of cheap whiskey

melissa has whiskey tooth so bad she's makes shane magowan look like a fucking tooth model

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

eminesbian

a lesbian that dresses in the style of the rapper eminem

"dude, im gonna kick that guy's ass" .. man, that's no guy, it's an eminesbian"

by metro anthony January 19, 2006

fuckbuck

a person of incredibly low self esteem and absolutely no morals who will allow sexual intercourse to be performed upon them for chump change, usually in the washroom at a public park or perhaps in a bar

"melissa is such a fuckbuck, she took it in every orifice at least ten times last night for two dollar fity fi and some chewing gum"

by metro anthony November 02, 2005

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

meeker

a sex act preformed on someone who is unconcious, either from drugs or alcohol or perhaps in a coma

"melissa faked being roofyed so that dude would give her a meeker, dirty slut"

by metro anthony November 15, 2005

Duck Fart

a phrase used to describe the release of air from a woman's vagina during oral sex

"melissa just duck farted in my mouth, fuck it tasted like the football team !" .. "which football team ?" ... "all of them, the filthy fucking pig"

by metro anthony November 15, 2005