13 definitions by merkin

cherry

When something is in near perfect condition mint

Dave's 66 corvette is cherry

by merkin March 21, 2005

cock in the mouth

To have oral intercourse with someone (see citm)

Since you are on the rag, how about a little cock in the mouth?

by merkin March 24, 2005

Ass Fissure

When you have such a large dry shit that it literally tears your ass so that there is blood on the TP when you wipe

I ate the whole bucket of popcorn at the movie theater - if I don't have a an ass fissure it will be a miracle.

by merkin March 5, 2007

goose hot

A sloot that is considered "hot" based soley upon the fact that she has large breasts.

Was the girl you hooked up with at the party hot. Well, she was goose hot

by merkin March 23, 2005

citv

Short for "cock in the vaginia"

Last night with Sarah was fantastic - started out with some citm which lead to some nice citv

by merkin March 24, 2005

fish bowl

The roll of fat some chicks have just below the navel. See also fup

I don't understand how that girl can be so skinny and yet still have a total fish bowl

by merkin March 24, 2005

Scooter

1) A big time computer nerd 2) To use technical knowledge to repair/create something

My computer is acting all slow - I gotta call the scooter and get it fixed.

The guy running the office pool for march madness scootered up the most delux excel sheeet you've ever seen.

by merkin September 13, 2005