mercunium's definitions

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

San Marino

A pizza establishment in Birmingham, England that delivers a mildly warm 16" Hawaiian pizza for £12 and gives you two 9" pizzas free.

The pizzas they deliver more often than not have an additional topping of man custard that comes free of charge.

I'd like a buy one get two free offer please

by mercunium November 11, 2003

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003