mercunium's definitions

man chowder

Semen - see also man custard and man paste

There were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.

by mercunium November 11, 2003

set

to give - Pikey speak, originating South London, UK.

Set me your phone

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

uce

The "University" of Central England. A shit university in Birmingham that is so bad it looks up to Aston, let alone the superior beings at Birmingham University.

You go to UCE? Aren't they the a-level grades you need to get in there?

by mercunium November 24, 2003

Frigging

The art of performing a clitoral stimulation. cf frig

Lisa was frigging herself in the library again today.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

scrutter

A person who is a scrut

Lucy is a proper scrutter

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

bum nuggets

Little brown pieces that fall out of your anus whilst straining, usually over a toilet.

I'm just going to let out a few bum nuggets.

by mercunium September 20, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003