mercunium's definitions

gayrage

An alternative, more correct word to express the music phenomenon known as UK Garage, usually listened to by pikeys and produced by shit "bands" like So Solid Crew

Look at that fucking pikey driving down there in his lowered Nova with the gayrage pumping out. Twat.

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

FWC

Fat Welsh Cunt

FWC Dan Williams

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sponsor

to ask for (usually money) under the false pretence it is for good use - Pikey speak originating South London, UK

Sponsor me 50p?

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

Pike

To steal, usually by a pikey

That bastard pikey has justed piked my car radio

by Mercunium September 4, 2003

fugging

Fucking

Those fugging bastards are outside again.

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

windypops

Flatulence. cf. fart

I've got a touch of the windypops tonight after that curry!

by Mercunium August 13, 2003

vag dis

Short for vaginal discharge.

Look at that dirty whore over there leaking vag dis all over the floor.

by mercunium November 16, 2003