melissa's definitions

your mom

comeback used by witless morons who cant think of anything to say i.e. my friend melissa

me:nice teeth melissa
melissa: ur mom has nice teeth
(ownage)

by melissa January 29, 2004

wiggle

To shake a body part. Or those annoying crackheads on that kids show, The Wiggles

Wiggle your ass.
Those Wiggles are smoking some serious dope and trying to teach our children something. Scary.

by Melissa June 17, 2003

chonchy

disgusting, raunchy

Look at that chonchy chica walking down the street wearing those rags.

by Melissa December 16, 2003

Tanorexic

When someone suffers from tanorexia, a disease like anorexia, no matter how tan you are you never think you are tan enough.

L: Melissa, sweetie, I think you've had enough sun today...
M: No no, I must get a tan
L: you've been at the beach all day, I think you are tanorexic.

by Melissa September 21, 2004

Vukovich

(verb) Used as a threat implying bodily harm, may be used with or without a shaking fist. May be used in conjunction with a superbole when the threat is outrageously exaggerated. Generally not uttered upon those who lead a life of richousnous.

"I'll Vukovich YOU!" (used whilst shaking fist)
"Don't make me open a can of Vukovich on your ass!"
"You're asking for a Vukovich sandwich!"

by melissa February 15, 2005

blitch

A super cranky woman (BITCH) wearing too much bling (jewelry)

Damn, look at that blitch! She needs to see Jared, her bling is tacky.

by Melissa September 28, 2006

fart blossom

When a fart smells so bad you gag, even if it's your own.

"Oh Dan, you reak! What have you been eating??"

by Melissa January 20, 2004