melissa's definitions

geektard

Kevin and Missy

Kevin and Missy are computer geeks and know all the words to Ice Ice Baby. Thus, they are geektards.

by Melissa June 18, 2003

fasinate

To fasin thingsfasinate

I have 9 buttons and i can only fasin 8

by Melissa April 10, 2005

courting out

initiation out of a gang

yo you hear joe's gettin courted out

by Melissa February 6, 2005

boyfriend

A male whom a female begins a relationship with. He is not essential to making the female a better person, but more so a person she can depend on for emotional support, sexual comfort, or life lessons.
1)A boyfriend, depending on how the girl feels about him can make a girl feel beautiful, special, a better person, and dependant on the happiness she recieves from him if he is a proper man.
2)A boyfriend can also be an enemy that the female cannot get herself away from because she feels as though she "needs" him, even though he may cause her physical, emotional, or psycological pain.
3)A boyfriend can be a wonderful or a horrible thing, but either way, they are always welcome

1)Hey, this is my boyfriend, and I love him to death

2)My boyfriend isn't so bad, you just don't know him like I do

by Melissa January 14, 2005

Lantz

Also known as Christopher Lance Stoddard....Hiss Rapp Name.

M-unit-''Yo, Lantz, Have You Seen She-O-dubble-Eena?''
Lantz-'' Oh fo sho shes aroun this mo fo some wo''

by Melissa July 9, 2004

bladder splatter

When someone has to pee so bad their bladder literaly explodes.

"Dude, I gotta pee soo bad I'm gonna have a bladder splatter!"

by Melissa January 6, 2004

village people

Individuals who are in denial about their homosexuality.

I heard Jack likes to take it up the ass. He's one of the village people.

by Melissa August 28, 2003