melanthex's definitions

menstral moose

A girl who has orgasms that sound like a moose having its period

that hot girl from Wyoming sounded like a menstral moose in bed

I went to an orgy somewhere in Montana and all the chicks sounded like a menstral moose

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Louisiana body piercing

Popular form of body peircing in the bayous of the state of Louisiana. It is done by peircing used crab/ or crawfish class to the ears or man nipples.

BillieBuevauxdaCajun: I got me some fine Loosiane body peicin though it cost me a nipple or two

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

flipping the bird

to hold up your middle finger to somedbody.

He flipped him the bird

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

teletubbies

A deeply disturbing show that is made for kids. Homo-erotic in nature, four strange looking creatures that resemble a gorilla/ human baby halfbreed that have antennas on their heads go on everyday adventures. They love each other, sucking on each other, and masturbating with each other in their happy little astro-turf world. This show has probably made by child molesters.

Dipsy: love love Tinkly winkely!
Tinkely winkely: love love Dipsy!

by melanthex May 13, 2005

Pimps & Hoes Party

An excellent party where seemingly good kids become pimps and hoes and fuck each other. Usually results in more than one STD

You remember that pimps and hoes party at that one house damn that was good stuff

by melanthex March 30, 2005

tig bitties

What you call a girl with titties that are supersized.

wow look at delicious megan with her tig bitties!

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Texas

The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass

You don not fuck with Texas!

by Melanthex March 28, 2005