meghan and jenny's definitions

hoon

the apparatus used to remove blackheads from your ear.

horace, you should see the log i got out when i used the hoon.

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

boitch

a gay cowboy who likes to stick his finger in people's heifers

After moving to Texas, all the damn boitches in the neighborhood kept going after my cattle.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

calamity

when a typhoon occurs from every bodily orfice at once

My calamity was so loud it could be heard for miles, blowing trees over and making puppies go deaf.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003

apparatus

thingy

"haha, you're going to help him test his APPARATUS!"

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

Chut

a penis that is thicker than it is long

thats one hell of a chut on that naked midget over there, eh horace?

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

eureka

an exclamation indicating some ungodly midget related exodus into the wilds of nairobi

"eureka! i hope the dingos don't eat my midget, horace."

by meghan and jenny July 19, 2003

typhoon

1) a huge whooshing pee
2) the act of expelling a large quantity of noxious gasses from the rectal, vaginal, naval, penisal, nasal, oral, or optical orfice

1) Horace typhooned into the trash recepticle.
2) It seems like every time I pass by you on the street, you're typhooning.

by Meghan and Jenny March 21, 2003