96 definitions by meg

assholedry

the quality of being an asshole; behaving in the manner of an asshole

People who lean on their horns in a traffic jam in the hopes of the honking clearing traffic demonstrate their inate assholedry.

by meg May 25, 2004

mixer

A dance, these are probably only held in loser towns like mine, but they DO exist, I assure you.

Guy: So...are you going to the mixer tonight?
Girl: I dunno...are you?
Guy: Well...I dunno...I asked you first!
Girl: Fuck the mixer, let's just have sex
Guy: Hellyes!

by meg November 27, 2003

moople

A sheep-like cartoon, its small and has eyes of two different sizes. Its strictly fictional.

Girl one :Man that sexy!
Girl two : I know the eyes are so uneven!

by meg December 15, 2004

Lorker

Simple: a Loser and a dork...i am not sure where the er was put in

Look at that guy...he's such a lorker

by meg March 29, 2005

bimingme

An angry way to say that people are constantly IMing you.

Why people always bimingme lol!

by meg January 2, 2004

two

the numbers of fingers highly favored for fingering.

He fingered her with two fingers.

by meg December 13, 2003

Monty Python

A TV Show of actors who do the most random things on the shows. Also made 3 movies: "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Life of Brian", and "The Meaning of Life". Very good stress booster.

You silly kinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnights!

by meg August 28, 2003