me's definitions

coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

by me January 3, 2004

SOUPFIG

Strange and mysterious power. Evil, but great. Founded by the General Discussion people at audiogalaxy.com

I NEED SOUPFIG FOR MY BUMHOLE!
Merry SOUPFIG to all!

by Me December 30, 2004

Ithaca is gorges

A phrase found on the front of many shirts - usually white on a green back. Originates from the collegetown of Ithaca, NY (Home of Cornell University and Ithaca College). The shirt is a play on words - emphasizing the natrual beauty of Ithaca, as well as commenting on the gorges abundant in the area. Has become a indie culture icon lately. Lately, variations of the shirt have appeared - such as the following

Original - "Ithaca is gorges"
Variations -
"Ithaca is Gangsta"
"Ithaca is Suicide"
"Cambridge is Gorges"

by me July 8, 2004

pumullit-pwnted

to get the shit completely beat out of you

I went off a jump landed in a tree and got pumullit-pwnted.

by me January 6, 2005

Fwappage

Male masturbation: from the root verb fwap (onomatapoeic). Derived from the Old English "fwappen", cog. with Old Dutch "vrappen", "to knock" (cf. English "rap" as in "rappping one's knuckles").

Did you see Baywatch last night? That
bit with the slo-mo jubblies induced some serious fwappage, I can tell you!

by me June 3, 2004

tactor

A stage technician that is occasionally forced into an acting position against his/her will

Thomas the Techie has a part as the lead Tactor.

by me December 7, 2004

teenie

Somebody who is obssessed with a famous person, because of their looks and not the talent. They usually type in upper and lower case letter alternately and over-exaggerate punctuatuation. They are also too lazy to write in proper English and are usually Chav-ettes.

"LyK OmFgZzZ UsHeR Iz GoN mArrY ME IniT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!112344^%878 So KeEp UR DuRtY HaNdz Of gUrLz!£U£*"

"ItZ ClLEd TXT TLK!!""£ MiNga!"

by Me March 11, 2005