me's definitions

MILF

Mother I'd Like to Fuck

Some hot ass mom of a friend's that you wanna do so badly

When you're going out to basketball practice and you see ur best friend's mother bending over to pick some flowers and she's got a thong on Got MILF?

by Me April 15, 2005

Chewbacca defense

A state of the art defense system where any one that is doing something deemed inappropriate by the system is immediately confronted by a large, harry, big-foot like beast with a large belt hanging over his shoulder, and instantly snapped in half like a pretzel.

Luke! You wern't supposed to touch that painting.... its gunna unleash the the... AAAAAHHHHHH <Snap> <Chewbacca celebrates>

by ME April 19, 2005

jack rabbit

The best dildo ever. Featured on Sex and the City. Go out and buy it.

I used my jack rabbit last night and came five times.

by Me January 30, 2005

croot

Chicken Ranch Out Of Town
where all great acronyms are created

hey joe, lets go to the croot and make some acronyms

by me April 2, 2005

lombard, IL

a crappy little suburb of chicago where theres nothing better to do then do drugs and kill yourself

Kid one: where do you live?

Lombard Kid: Lombard

Kid One: That sucks

by me May 13, 2005

MTV2

mtv finds new home for their foul programing for the brainless masses

mtv2 sucks

by me May 10, 2004

thingydingy

the thing on the thingy found in the thingydingy where the thing a majigar is

ohhh shit i left the thing on the thingydingy over by the thing a majigar

by me October 21, 2003