58 definitions by mcnuggetdestroyer

A god/goddess that roasts the hell out of a bitch who deserves it. They make the greatest snarky comments and always come up with the best clapbacks.
Damn. Leah is a total bitch slayer. She told that lil thottie off.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 31, 2018
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An vigorous exchange of saliva or an intense make out session that should be classified as porn.
Hey bitches, play tonsil tennis elsewhere .
by mcnuggetdestroyer March 28, 2018
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A very hardcore makout session. Basically when you shove your tongue all the way down somebody else's throat and they do the same thing to you.
I saw Adam and Caroline playing tonsil tennis. Damn, they were going at it.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
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A gigantic flock of people with ugly ass fake tans. They look orange, like Donald Trump, possibly worse.
by mcnuggetdestroyer February 19, 2018
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A dumbass pointless "relationship" that is only for sex. It lasts for a week at the maximum time. The only purpose is to suck dick and get pussy.
Oh my god, Noah and Dominique are having a dick and dash. Makes sense since they are both atrocious in bed.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
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a place that i used to shop at when i was 11 and buy logo shirts from. they have nice jeans too.
hey mom, can we go to aeropostale?”
by mcnuggetdestroyer September 2, 2019
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Someone who refuses to drink any water that is not aquafina. Often asks "Is there any aquafina?" and complains when there is only ozarka water.
That hoe is requesting aquafina water when there clearly isn't any. Ugh, she's such an aquafina slut.
by mcnuggetdestroyer December 30, 2017
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