mazimaz's definitions

thats fat

phrase.

used to make a fat person feel fatter when they bring up food as a subject in a conversation. a fat joke usually follows...

tim: man i was watching the food network last night.....
edna: thats fat!
tim: huh?
edna: i bet you were masturbating with bbq sauce while watching it huh?

by mazimaz December 21, 2008

poker

a small piece of shit that pokes your asshole.

i need to find some facilities!!! i got a poker.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

fuck me

used when u r beaten. when ur clearly over matched.

dad - go tell ur mom to take u to practice.

jack - oh i get it....fuck me.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

take a lap

told to a usually fat person who has just said something really stupid. severity of the matter can vary.

go take a mile

go take a marathon

tom- thats what she said...
bill- damn! go take a lap.

by mazimaz June 30, 2008

flaps

referring to someone who is flappy. particularly someone who is overly obese to the point where their body flaps.

i was at burger king yesterday and i saw flaps ordering like a 10 stacker with a diet coke.

by mazimaz July 1, 2008

what the balls?!?

same meaning as wtf.

dude we totally saw a porn together.

what the balls?!?

by mazimaz June 30, 2008