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OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.
Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.
People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.
People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
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Get the The Internet mug.Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.
Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:
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Get the Suspence Killer mug.A Chear Bicken is the cross bred animal which is created when a bear and chicken commence interspecies erotica. The Chear Bicken has a bear snout and fur but the general body shape of an average chicken, just slightly larger and much more muscular, it's thighs are more noticable in it's strange appearance as they have traces of feathers on them and are lighter in tone. The Chear Bicken is a carnivore and takes a liking to the flesh of human children.
Ben: Have you seen my son anywhere?
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
Steve: I think i saw him playing outside by that tree on the edge of the woods, i'd go find him if i were you, there's been Chear Bickens spotted around that area
Ben: Chear Bickens? pfft, they're just a myth
*Ben goes to find his son* *Finds a trail of harvested organs*
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Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
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Get the Jlawked mug.Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
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