maxmoefoe's definitions

Gripple

When you are shaving your chest area and accidentally shave off one of your nipples.

Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Jlawked

The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.

Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

pipple nunch

The action involving the attempted physical violence and strike using the human nipple/chest area. Often used as a last resort when more conveniant/logical physical self deffence/attack "moves" are un-usable.

John: Hey did you hear about pete? James broke his arms and legs last week in a school fight
Ben: Oh did he atleast try use his famous headbutt to break even?
John: Nah, he tried to Pipple Nunch, it didn't really do anything

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Brock Vision

Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.

The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".

Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

The Internet

Want a definition? Google it

-The Internet Example-
www.google.com
Here, look one up

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Suspence Killer

When someone begins to tell you something abo...

An example of a Suspence Killer is simular to the act o...

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010

Sticker Stomp

Sticker Stomp is the act of slapping somebody with a follow through open palm and following the impact of the slap is the stomp, generally using the foot or both feet.
It gets its name from the follow through slap is representing the application of a sticker being placed/stuck to something and then the stomp being the obvious after action.

Steven: Did you hear about jayden?
Ben: No, what about jayden?
Steven: He got caught up in a gang fight tuesday night and somebody sticker stompt his head right on the curb.
Ben: D:

by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010