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Steven: ahh man, you should have seen last night, i got blood EVERYWHERE
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
Ben: Why what happened?
Steven: I was shaving and accidentally pulled a Gripple
Ben: OH jesus, you grippled your nipple?
Steven: Well yeah... generally
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the Gripplemug. The violent action of when one takes the head off an axe, holds it in one hand and then punches someone with it.
Ben: Did you hear about Roscoe? He's in hospital
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
Dave: Woah, what happened?
Ben: Oh, he ran in to some thugs late last night and one had an axe head, he got Jlawked several times in the face, he needs about 16 stitches.
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the Jlawkedmug. Brock Vision or Brock Sight meaning; bad eye sight. When someone is having trouble seeing or noticing something in front of them or at a distance they are legible to be called on having Brock Vision.
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
The name coming from the rock type gym leader fromPokemon who always has his eyes "closed".
Kurt: I can hardly see it, can you bring it a bit closer?
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
Matt: I'm almost holding it right in front of you, get your eyes checked, i'm pretty sure you have Brock Vision
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the Brock Visionmug. by maxmoefoe June 12, 2010
Get the Retardmug. An expression used when someone falls over nothing or walks in to something which was obviously there causing people to think "How did he even walk in to that?!"
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
The name coming from the famous, black, blind piano player Ray Charles.
Brad: Be right back, i'm just going to grab an ice cream from the freezer
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
*Runs in to wall*
Steve: hahaha, what are you doing?! you must be wearing your Ray Goggles today.
Brad: ... *Is unconcious*
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the Ray Gogglesmug. OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B is the largest possible insult able to be used against old people who don't follow abbreviations in such a manner.
Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.
People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Standing for Oh my fucking god, shut the fuck up, get the fuck out n00b.
People over the age of thirty are baffled to what this even means when said like so.
Kid: Mother, can you make me pancakes for breakfast?
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???
Mother: No, i'm already making you toast
Kid: OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00B
Mother: ???
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the OMFG WTF STFU GTFO N00Bmug. The action involving the attempted physical violence and strike using the human nipple/chest area. Often used as a last resort when more conveniant/logical physical self deffence/attack "moves" are un-usable.
John: Hey did you hear about pete? James broke his arms and legs last week in a school fight
Ben: Oh did he atleast try use his famous headbutt to break even?
John: Nah, he tried to Pipple Nunch, it didn't really do anything
Ben: Oh did he atleast try use his famous headbutt to break even?
John: Nah, he tried to Pipple Nunch, it didn't really do anything
by maxmoefoe May 30, 2010
Get the pipple nunchmug.