43 definitions by mavros

to dunk your nads in the bitches mouth.
You know... The old "In & Out" Routine.
It seems like Big Mamma was tea baggin too mucken futch...
I can't understand what his {or her?} definition is supposed to say? Big Mamma says: "UUUUUUHHHHH, iuyevosQKAsijh AKYRefiwareuhrbtc98eas74hr=-" What evah!!!
by mavros April 17, 2006
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The Brown star located at the center of the "Ass" Constalation.
Erney: "Man, I'm so tired, Bill"
Bill: " Why, what were you doing last night"?
Erney: "I was staring at Uranus all night"!
Erney: " Hey... slow down Bill, Where are you running off to"?
( 2 sec. later, Bill is just a small dot all the way down the road).
Erney: "What did I say"?
by mavros April 27, 2006
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Easy to start: 1.) Find a minimum of at least 2 Bums.
2.)Go tell Bum #1 that Bum #2 was the guy responsible for putting him on the street and that he stole the last little bit of Thunderbird, and his last cigarette filter, you know, the one that has 3 to 4 grains of tobacco on it.
3.)Sit back and watch the crust chip away as they come out swingin'.
Sometimes it'll work when you walk through Grand Central Station and drop a dollar in change in front of a gaggle of Bum.
I Got filthy when I started a couple of Bum Fights and their crust was flying!
by mavros April 11, 2006
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A realy fat person who looks like they have an ass in the front as well as the back.
Large Marge looks like she could shit out the front or back end, da bitch is double assed!!!
by mavros April 8, 2006
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Very small titties. A bitch with a bra size of
one, negetive -A
" Hey, Stupid......
Better get some Band-Aids on them there Skeeter bites!
by mavros April 8, 2006
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The most putrid,& foul odor one can produce out of his/her body! Easily distinguished by the length and type of noise made during its release...
They usualy last between 10 to 30 seconds and sound sort of like a mouse on a motorcycle.( A Jap bike, not a Harley).
Caution: The silent, Hot ones are deadly!!!
Tyrone just knew his life would be great after he cleared out the entire Bank with just one "Crackfart"!!!
by mavros April 3, 2006
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