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snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.
"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.
On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.
by mave73 February 20, 2009
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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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lowcost date

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl, lowcost dating, low cost date.
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think next time I'll go for a lowcost date.

lowcost date is when at the end of date you spent money only for gas and taxes but the entire ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
by mave73 May 20, 2008
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party face

party face: the face you put on when somebody's trying to embarrass you in public.
bf: Please... we're at a party..

gf: No, no, no, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face and don't try to embarrass me. When a man lies about where he's been... it's not hard to guess the reason. So What's the little whore's name?
by mave73 December 5, 2009
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