mave73's definitions

depressionism

that kind of art that only expresses depression.

what kind of art is that mural? maybe.. depressionism!

by mave73 April 13, 2011

Ryandate

Ryandate is a low cost date.

synonyms: ryangirl

Hey man, this one is a Ryandate. I'll pay only for gas and taxes, ride is for free.

by mave73 May 20, 2008

party face

party face: the face you put on when somebody's trying to embarrass you in public.

bf: Please... we're at a party..

gf: No, no, no, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face and don't try to embarrass me. When a man lies about where he's been... it's not hard to guess the reason. So What's the little whore's name?

by mave73 December 5, 2009

lowcost date

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl, lowcost dating, low cost date.

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think next time I'll go for a lowcost date.

lowcost date is when at the end of date you spent money only for gas and taxes but the entire ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008

Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.

Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter

by mave73 January 24, 2009