mave73's definitions

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 October 9, 2008

obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"

He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!

by mave73 October 22, 2008

snortingshire

snortingshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortingshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortingshire."

synonyms: snortshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

lowcost date

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl, lowcost dating, low cost date.

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think next time I'll go for a lowcost date.

lowcost date is when at the end of date you spent money only for gas and taxes but the entire ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008

Pet Shitter

Person paid to take pets out just for "physiologic functions" trip to park when you are not around.

Dude: Oh.. Finally I'm gonna take some weekend off.
Dude's friend: What about your dog?
Dude: it's been taken care of. I've got Pet Shitter service booked already.
Dude's Friend: Everything's all right then.

synonyms: dog shitter

by mave73 January 24, 2009