mave73's definitions

dog shitter

Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?

by mave73 October 28, 2007

party face

party face: the face you put on when somebody's trying to embarrass you in public.

bf: Please... we're at a party..

gf: No, no, no, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face and don't try to embarrass me. When a man lies about where he's been... it's not hard to guess the reason. So What's the little whore's name?

by mave73 December 5, 2009

dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?

by mave73 October 27, 2007

wikipedophile

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedophile" = "Fast Education lover"

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedophile!

by mave73 March 3, 2008

junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..

Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?

by mave73 November 17, 2007

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 October 9, 2008

depressionism

that kind of art that only expresses depression.

what kind of art is that mural? maybe.. depressionism!

by mave73 April 13, 2011