mave73's definitions

italian

italian and living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he really means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown. and if he did he evectually went back thinking more better of himself.

Italian (thinking about football) says:"italians are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"

by mave73 May 8, 2008

italians

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.

Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"

by mave73 May 7, 2008

Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.

He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!

by mave73 October 9, 2008

better than expected

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

by mave73 July 31, 2009

wikipedo

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedo" = "Fast Education" (omitting "lover")

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedo!

misspellings: Wikiphaedo, wikiphedo wikipedofile
synonym: Wikipedophile

by mave73 March 16, 2008

obamation

process of people constantly impersonating or putting themselves in obama's shoes. thinking what obama will think, what obama will say, or using obama's quotes like "putting lipstick on a pig"

He's quite changed, the way he talks: I'm afraid.. He's been through an obamation!

by mave73 October 22, 2008

dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?

by mave73 October 27, 2007