mave73's definitions
Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..
by mave73 November 17, 2007
Get the junktagemug. The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
Get the Premature Textaculationmug. having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.
dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?
dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".
dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".
by mave73 June 3, 2009
Get the deja vulvamug. by mave73 December 2, 2009
Get the Banksgiving Daymug. italian woman is somebody that is usually so self centered and envious about foreign womens beauty (especially from north or east european girls)and mean to resort to every trick and cheap shot just to steal some focus and attention. ending up to look and act like the most awful bitch in the world.
sometimes italian women, resort also to go on dictionaries and define themelves as hot, cute, pretty, attractive and gorgeous. male opinions not requested.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
Get the italian womenmug. by mave73 April 13, 2011
Get the depressionismmug. by mave73 May 20, 2008
Get the Ryandatemug.