mave73's definitions

dog shitter

Those who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet

is this little dog yours or you're just his dog shitter?

by mave73 October 28, 2007

facebookcentric

Friend or relative you always see also in "Common friends" section of facebook and you can't figure out how can they possibly know each other.

On facebook everybody knows Alex. Must be Facebookcentric.

by mave73 February 20, 2009

italian

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.

Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"

by mave73 May 8, 2008

Ryangirl

Ryandgirl is for a low cost date.

synonyms: ryandate

Hey man, this one is a Ryangirl. I'll pay only for gas and taxes, ride is for free.

by mave73 May 20, 2008

snortshire

snortshire is actually the italian town of Milano where amongst all other problems of corruption and signs of economy failure also 1 adolescent out of 10 admit that tried to snort cocaine almost 1 timem in his life.

"hey kiddo where u from? snortshire?"
"Let's go to party in snortshire."

synonyms: sortingshire, hooverland.

by mave73 May 8, 2008

party face

party face: the face you put on when somebody's trying to embarrass you in public.

bf: Please... we're at a party..

gf: No, no, no, we'll talk about it now. Just put on your party face and don't try to embarrass me. When a man lies about where he's been... it's not hard to guess the reason. So What's the little whore's name?

by mave73 December 5, 2009

wikipedophile

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedophile" = "Fast Education lover"

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedophile!

by mave73 March 3, 2008