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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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dog shitter

hose who take the dog for a short walk and let the dog use the town as its toilet
is this little dog yours or you're just its dog shitter?
by mave73 October 27, 2007
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italian women

italian woman is somebody that is usually so self centered and envious about foreign womens beauty (especially from north or east european girls)and mean to resort to every trick and cheap shot just to steal some focus and attention. ending up to look and act like the most awful bitch in the world.
sometimes italian women, resort also to go on dictionaries and define themelves as hot, cute, pretty, attractive and gorgeous. male opinions not requested.
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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immigrification

immigrification is where police doesn't make differences between immigrants and natives. All are treated equally bad like immigrants. Not to make any difference, government says.
doesn't care much about criminals or not. all are same social level.
Italy is one of those countries:
Italy had been trough a serious immigrification process. At this point law doesn't make difference between immigrants and natives. So everybody has his own alibi not to fulfill the law equally, italy the first entire country of native aliens, and granting them exactly no rights in front of law.

see also natigrant, native immigrant, native aliens.
by mave73 May 14, 2008
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loverdose

Gut feeling, nausea like symptoms caused by excess of time spent with the same partner.
- is he hangin' out alone?
- loverdose split. he's out to take a breathe of fresh air... and maybe fresh broad.
by mave73 February 9, 2010
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wikipedofile

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a wikipedofile.
Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedofile!
by mave73 February 29, 2008
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italian

italian living in italy is somebody who actually says "we are the best in the world" (sounding in italian like "ui ar de best in de uold") and he means it. constantly is bragging about himself and italy while he never traveled away of his hometown.
Italians (thinking about football) say:"we are the best in the world!"
Rest of the World (thinking about culture, economy, aviation, military organization, transports, modern architecture, technology, engineering, basketball, baseball, tennis, olympics, and so on..) says: "Are you sure?"
by mave73 May 8, 2008
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