mave73's definitions

ebullshit

ebullshit, aka as eBS is all the BS you can find by some sellers on ebay, usually on sale under the category "Vintage"

Man, this guy is selling his load of ebullshit there! Bid? they should put a FORBid button on that!

by mave73 November 18, 2007

better than expected

better than expected: it's the new way out of something.

The economy after the 2008 crash seems to be recovering at fast pace at the incessant sound of "better than expected". the only problem is that the predictions of what's "expected" are made by the same guys that didn't see the worse coming... when it was really better.

dude1: Hey dude? Is your wife really cheating on you and you still in this good mood?

dude2: Well.. it's because I thought she was double timing me with 3 different guys. Turned out to be only with two of them.

dude1: Oh, I get it! you're into the whole.. Better than expected thing

by mave73 July 31, 2009

wikipedo

Male, no social life, compulsively asking wikipedia all kind of questions, day and night becoming a Wikipedophile.

Ethymology: Wikipedia "Fast Education" (Hawaiian: Wiki Wiki "Fast" + Ecyclopedia (Gk. enkyklios paideia = "child education") + Philòs "lover" = "Wikipedo" = "Fast Education" (omitting "lover")

Stop it man! You are obsessing.. you're like a wikipedo!

misspellings: Wikiphaedo, wikiphedo wikipedofile
synonym: Wikipedophile

by mave73 March 16, 2008

deja vulva

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.

dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".

by mave73 June 3, 2009

lowcost dating

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl

Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more lowcost dating from now on.
lowcost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;

by mave73 May 20, 2008

B-Force

Natural gravity-like phenomenon by which female breasts attract male eyes.

When I saw Sandra after her boob job I definitely felt she had a lot more B-Force.

by mave73 December 9, 2008

Flickrgenic

Flickrgenic is who always looks attractive in photographs posted on Flickr or other social networks.

Dude look at this gal! She sure does look Flickrgenic!

by mave73 October 25, 2008