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junktage

Junktage is all the Ebullshit you find on Ebay looking for some nice things from the 70's or the 80's.. so looks like vintage but really is junktage..
Boy, look all that junktage he's got! what is it a E-barn sale?
by mave73 November 17, 2007
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Premature Textaculation

The accidental sending of a text message,
resulting in the recipient receiving a message that makes little to no sense, or makes you a big, big embarrassed ass.
He had a premature textaculation, so he wrote her: "I was looking again at your picture when I came ..." Ooops! message sent! instead of ".. I was looking again at your picture when I came to the conclusion that probably we never met." well.. what do you know about that! what a total ass!
by mave73 October 9, 2008
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deja vulva

having a casual second sexual intercourse with the same girl after long time, but in the same circumstances.
dude 1) what happened last nigth with that chick at the pub? did you already knew her?

dude 2) She was familiar, I knew her long time ago, in this same pub. We ended up having this weird sense of "deja vulva".
by mave73 June 3, 2009
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lowcost dating

lowcost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.
Lowcost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: lowcost girl
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more lowcost dating from now on.
lowcost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
by mave73 May 20, 2008
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B-Force

Natural gravity-like phenomenon by which female breasts attract male eyes.
When I saw Sandra after her boob job I definitely felt she had a lot more B-Force.
by mave73 December 9, 2008
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Flickrgenic

Flickrgenic is who always looks attractive in photographs posted on Flickr or other social networks.
Dude look at this gal! She sure does look Flickrgenic!
by mave73 October 25, 2008
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low cost dating

low cost dating in when the girl you are going out with is not expecting you to pay for every step she takes. especially in shopping streets.

Low cost girls on a date usually carry one wallet with real money in their purse and they're not afraid to use it.

synonyms: low cost date, lowcost dating, low cost ride
Hey Dude the last one left me in panties.
I think I'll need some more low cost dating from now on.

Low cost dating is when at the end of date you spent only money for gas and taxes but the ride was for free.

Example of Lowcost dating prices
One way ride: 0.00;
Baggage Handling and Check in: free;
Gas and taxes: 4.99;
by mave73 May 20, 2008
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